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Stuff like this makes me crease

is that the famous wacky bruce

would throw that runt off a cliff

I'm 28 and have no clue who his is

who is this grubby looking fellow and why is he walking towards the camera?

ARRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's Leo DiCaprio doing there?!

literally who?

bad sneed

it's Nick Seed from the band formerly Bad Chucks

its Nick Cave in case you're being serious

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Tell us who he is you little shit

ah yes the chinese fashion blogger look

Nick's illegitimate son

lucky prick, I'd love to get a photo with the Grinch

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER

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underrated post

clint eastwood?

formerly clint
currently nick

just had a shit

turtlewog

Hey /brit/, I made a new song for you guys. It goes to the tune of "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira, I hope you guys like it...

[Intro: Wyclef Jean]
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
No fighting
Gojira, Gojira

[Wyclef Jean]
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa Gojira, Gojira

[Shakira]
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

[Wyclef Jean]
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

[Wyclef Jean]
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa Gojira, Gojira

[Shakira]
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

[Shakira]
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby así es perfecto

[Shakira]
They know I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

(Gojira, Gojira!)

What's he up to today?

the 2006 world cup version is better

Walther PP a noice pistol

Is he blocking my path?

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hate them, simple as

Doing a listen lads
youtube.com/watch?v=kygRtshJJkg

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puttering at this

>be postdoc at unviersity
>attend research group meeting a while back
>lull in discussion
>PhD student from Yankland mentions something about a music video by Adele as a joke
>absolutely shocked to discover no one at the table (mostly older dudes) knows who "Adele" is
>had to look her up myself too tbqh

support our troops is such a yankism

Mahboi(tho he probably hates me as well kek)

love it when normies get confused

the gf who blows my whistle now

thoughts on this?

How will anglos ever recover?

the one on the left passes as an ugly girl

Is no bad

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WTF is acid Corbynism?

twitter.com/ashcowburn/status/912449218568220672

*sends to all Indians*

Meh just some random friendly jokes on Brits . Come on every country has its fair share of such jokes on a country with which it has/had a conflict. Don't tell me you don't make fun of baguettes and south canadians as well.

>look we R all white

howling

>man called ashley

I just sent you something, check your inbox

Ain't nothing more taxing, than long days a wax'n

Ain't nothing better, than rest and relaxation

If you say it correctly, it rhymes.

seems to be some kind of spastic convention

Think it's Nick Cave.

He drove into a speed camera a couple of years ago and his son died from a fall as he was climbing some cliffs while on acid last year.

The guy saying it Britisher rather than just British so he's probably right.

It rhymes with what?

when you throw acid at people who don't support Corbyn

Ain't nothing more taxing, than long days relax'n

Ain't nothing better, than a big comfy sweater

Whoops almost forgot to share it with my friend Pajeet , uncle Rajesh, colleague Sumit and wife Pooja

Brother lost his job lads.

Guess who makes more than all three of his older siblings combined again.

(Me, it's me)

thairunt what is your infallible opinion on the NFL kneeling protests

>Pooja

True blue :'^)

>Ma! The Christmas bonus has arrived! Get the Screwfix catalogue!!

don't give a shit

anime is for mouthbreathers tbqh

Thought this happened last week.

Heart was racing after this. Feel like pure shit now

It happened on Friday but I'm still celebrating.

Congrats

Good for you lad. I made more than both of my two working sisters until they both got better jobs last week.

Do you have a distinctive physical trait lads?

I have very long eyelashes and I've had women comment on them quite often, mostly saying they're jealous or asking if I use mascara. Mostly drunk fat women.

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banter

Amazing to think everytime you’ve touched a woman’s hand those fingers have been knuckle deep in her fanny at some point desu

big willy

tiny willy

Doing an integral lads

the most unremarkable willy in the world

TWO buttholes

what is this haircut called

have a butt chin
people ask me if they can stick their finger in it

Some of my warmest memories have been had in front of the soft glow of a Television screen.

*sending to the indians that are sending me dick pics*

My knees are on backwards and my left forearm is a snake.

incredibly skinny, tiny head, weird posture, truly bizarre mannerisms, loads really

Xavier pls

>what is this haircut called
A FUCKING DISASTER

Did you eventually buy a heater?

broke my nose as a toddler and the upper part of it has a large bump that makes me even uglier

Just go to the doctor and get some pills for it.

What can't be cured by pills can't be cured but by death.

Lemme tell you something kid. I got a yuge dong. Very big. Massive. Unbelievable. The best dong ever.

dongald schlongf

I have a deformed nasal cavity and make WW2 bomber plane noises when I breathe in.

I meant that there were a lot of good TV shows when I was a kid. Not anymore.

The kids today scarf down gutter-tier shows.

I once lost my scarf in a gutter too :(

6'4
overweight with rather unfortunate bitchtits
awful eyesight
extremely curly hair that grows into an afro within a month of the last cut
flat feet

I'm a blind and deaf quadruple amputee.

's alright, at least I'm white haha

Adventure time , gravity falls and star Vs forces of evil are cool desu

I have a very misleading package. My balls and shaft are set a bit higher than normal so my bulge juts out a bit. Everyone thought I was packing a massive cock in school or that I put socks in my pants. In reality it's just a boring 6 incher though.