the lads edish
/brit/
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Stuff like this makes me crease
is that the famous wacky bruce
would throw that runt off a cliff
I'm 28 and have no clue who his is
who is this grubby looking fellow and why is he walking towards the camera?
ARRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's Leo DiCaprio doing there?!
literally who?
bad sneed
it's Nick Seed from the band formerly Bad Chucks
its Nick Cave in case you're being serious
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Tell us who he is you little shit
ah yes the chinese fashion blogger look
Nick's illegitimate son
lucky prick, I'd love to get a photo with the Grinch
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER
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underrated post
clint eastwood?
formerly clint
currently nick
just had a shit
turtlewog
Hey /brit/, I made a new song for you guys. It goes to the tune of "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira, I hope you guys like it...
[Intro: Wyclef Jean]
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
No fighting
Gojira, Gojira
[Wyclef Jean]
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa Gojira, Gojira
[Shakira]
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
[Wyclef Jean]
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
[Wyclef Jean]
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa Gojira, Gojira
[Shakira]
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
[Shakira]
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby así es perfecto
[Shakira]
They know I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain
(Gojira, Gojira!)
What's he up to today?
the 2006 world cup version is better
Walther PP a noice pistol
Is he blocking my path?
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hate them, simple as
Doing a listen lads
youtube.com
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puttering at this
>be postdoc at unviersity
>attend research group meeting a while back
>lull in discussion
>PhD student from Yankland mentions something about a music video by Adele as a joke
>absolutely shocked to discover no one at the table (mostly older dudes) knows who "Adele" is
>had to look her up myself too tbqh
support our troops is such a yankism
Mahboi(tho he probably hates me as well kek)
love it when normies get confused
the gf who blows my whistle now
thoughts on this?
How will anglos ever recover?
the one on the left passes as an ugly girl
Is no bad
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WTF is acid Corbynism?
*sends to all Indians*
Meh just some random friendly jokes on Brits . Come on every country has its fair share of such jokes on a country with which it has/had a conflict. Don't tell me you don't make fun of baguettes and south canadians as well.
>look we R all white
howling
>man called ashley
I just sent you something, check your inbox
Ain't nothing more taxing, than long days a wax'n
Ain't nothing better, than rest and relaxation
If you say it correctly, it rhymes.
seems to be some kind of spastic convention
Think it's Nick Cave.
He drove into a speed camera a couple of years ago and his son died from a fall as he was climbing some cliffs while on acid last year.
The guy saying it Britisher rather than just British so he's probably right.
It rhymes with what?
when you throw acid at people who don't support Corbyn
Ain't nothing more taxing, than long days relax'n
Ain't nothing better, than a big comfy sweater
Whoops almost forgot to share it with my friend Pajeet , uncle Rajesh, colleague Sumit and wife Pooja
Brother lost his job lads.
Guess who makes more than all three of his older siblings combined again.
(Me, it's me)
thairunt what is your infallible opinion on the NFL kneeling protests
>Pooja
True blue :'^)
>Ma! The Christmas bonus has arrived! Get the Screwfix catalogue!!
don't give a shit
anime is for mouthbreathers tbqh
Thought this happened last week.
Heart was racing after this. Feel like pure shit now
It happened on Friday but I'm still celebrating.
Congrats
Good for you lad. I made more than both of my two working sisters until they both got better jobs last week.
Do you have a distinctive physical trait lads?
I have very long eyelashes and I've had women comment on them quite often, mostly saying they're jealous or asking if I use mascara. Mostly drunk fat women.
Amazing to think everytime you’ve touched a woman’s hand those fingers have been knuckle deep in her fanny at some point desu
big willy
tiny willy
Doing an integral lads
the most unremarkable willy in the world
TWO buttholes
what is this haircut called
have a butt chin
people ask me if they can stick their finger in it
Some of my warmest memories have been had in front of the soft glow of a Television screen.
*sending to the indians that are sending me dick pics*
My knees are on backwards and my left forearm is a snake.
incredibly skinny, tiny head, weird posture, truly bizarre mannerisms, loads really
Xavier pls
>what is this haircut called
A FUCKING DISASTER
Did you eventually buy a heater?
broke my nose as a toddler and the upper part of it has a large bump that makes me even uglier
Just go to the doctor and get some pills for it.
What can't be cured by pills can't be cured but by death.
Lemme tell you something kid. I got a yuge dong. Very big. Massive. Unbelievable. The best dong ever.
dongald schlongf
I have a deformed nasal cavity and make WW2 bomber plane noises when I breathe in.
I meant that there were a lot of good TV shows when I was a kid. Not anymore.
The kids today scarf down gutter-tier shows.
I once lost my scarf in a gutter too :(
6'4
overweight with rather unfortunate bitchtits
awful eyesight
extremely curly hair that grows into an afro within a month of the last cut
flat feet
I'm a blind and deaf quadruple amputee.
's alright, at least I'm white haha
Adventure time , gravity falls and star Vs forces of evil are cool desu
I have a very misleading package. My balls and shaft are set a bit higher than normal so my bulge juts out a bit. Everyone thought I was packing a massive cock in school or that I put socks in my pants. In reality it's just a boring 6 incher though.