Tfw you will never be a boy toy

>tfw you will never be a boy toy
>tfw no sugar mama

c'mere and suck on this bbc(big brazilian cock)
like the good little vikingslut you are

uuuh but brazilians are vikings???

no we are german?

I would rather suck my sugarmamas clit

Everyday you grow older, this dream becomes less and less tangible.

d-don't remind me

Someone's already a toddler, cherish the last few days before weaning

Wish I had a tall amazoness dutch sugarmama
Then I could capitalize on being a 5'8 manlet

DON'T SAY THAT

you guys want this but I think it would get boring after a while, no independence

like imagine living with your parents but every now and then they suck your dick, it would probably be like that

That would be nice.
It would probably ruin my self-esteem even more but it's already in the dumpster so it can't go much lower anyway.

What the fuck, man

I hate my life

problem with being boy toy is that just like in real life with sugar dadies when you're gonna become old and busted she's gonna switch you for a younger model and if you're not gonna have carrer or woman when she'll drop you you're fucked.
Being boy toy is fun when you're 20 something

fuck, more like this?

While certainly nice in some ways I would like to have kids one day and it seems wrong to bring nothing to the deal and be dependant upon hear in a deal based on me being a pretty sextoy that run the significant risk of being throw aside for a younger prettier version or out of boredom.

helvete sven use some punctuation

Gotta go fast Brian no time for that shit.

>sugar mama
>mama

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>tfw it's becoming more and more tangible for me by the day
How old does a woman have to be to get a boy toy, anyway? 30+?