Gandalf brought an extra eagle because he decided to think the best of Smeagol

>Gandalf brought an extra eagle because he decided to think the best of Smeagol

youtube.com/watch?v=dOnhBKPSuWA&t=2m54s

no he didn't, stop posting this shit.

I dont remember saying any naysayers could post in my thread. Please delete your post immideatly or I'll have to report you.

Why didn't Gandalf just teleport Frodo into Mount Doom?

He had no idea Smeagol was with them

I didn't read the books but in the movie Faramir tells Gandalf everything so he would know that he's with them.

Because he's not a real wizard.

Let me quote Gandalf from the last movie.

>"I'm sure with the guidance of Gollum, Frodo and Sam will surely destroy the ring and finally beat The Lord of the Rings. The Return of The King is at hand, at long last!"

Please rewatch and stop meddling in the discussions of adults..

I wonder what tax bracket wizards would fall under

Why didn't gandalf just use his mind to kill the ring or just put it somewhere no one would look like up his ass.

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They need to pay a spell tax. That's why Gandalf almost never uses magic.

>Lure the ring with some weight
>drop it in the ocean
Tolkien was a hack.

>implying the bottom of the sea isnt probably filled with castoff monsters that served Morgoth

>Gandalf couldn't just use his wizard powers to blast the ring into deep space
A hack indeed.

Why didn't they just destroy the ring by smashing with an axe?

Why didnt they just use the ring against Sauron? Seems like a nobrainer.

Why did everyone have sympathy for that fucking rat (smeagol), Frodo especially

Would the movie be better if they had died there as a noble sacrifice?

It's like being an american soldier and discovering a starving jew in poland during ww2.

>it abandoned gollum

Why didn't they just eat the ring? Nobody would have found it then.

They already had second breakfast

Was Gandalf Jesus? Or simply white men personified.

Saruman was heavily taxed on salted pork, that's the whole reason he joined Sauron.

cuz he was high as shit for the whole film lmao

Yeah that's going to stop the evil ring with a will of its own.

>Destroy Sauron, the evilest evil man of all time, for all time.
>Drop in sea where anything from a change in currents to sea monsters can get it back to him.

pick one

lol dude weed

Frodo mentions it in the films, he believes in Smeagol because he has to believe that if the ring were to take him, he too could come back from it's effects. In addition to that Frodo understood the effects of the ring first hand so he could empathise with him on that level.

this guy gets it

It's tobacco

Did Gandalf have to declare the eagles on his tax forms?

What wizard powers did that cunt even have?

Stop posting gifs you fucking retard, shit looks dated as fuck.

>muh choppy motions

Learn to use webms or kill yourselves.

>b-but I don't know how to make webms

Like I said, kill yourselves.

Plotholes: the movie

the books are much better, but Tolkien still is a shitty writer nonetheless

Tolkien is a true hack, GRRM would have left those hobbits to die and added 3 paragraphs about the difficulties of shitting on a rock surrounded by lava

>using webm's that load slow as shit because of gookmoot
Nah.

Kill yourself

dumbledore would fuck up gandalf in a magic fight (fist or weapon fight would go to gandalf) and then fuck him in his old gay man ass

hes at least supposed to allude to Christ, yeah. mainly with the resurrection stuff but idk theres probably more in the books

no he didn't bring an extra Eagle. If he brought an extra Eagle he would've pushed himself into a higher Eagle-tax bracket.

>he doesn't run the custom scirpt to point to the fast server

kys

My dad could beat up both of them at the same time

the extra eagle was so he could claim the extra miles as travel expense and set it against is profits for the year.

and fuck them in their gay old man asses? or would that be left 4 u?

>doesnt interfere, just watches from the sideline
>gives the subhuman the benefit of the doubt
>believes and hopes there is still good in him
>ultimately let down and finally redpilled on the true nature of all creatures

Gandalf the white indeed

>Sam starts talking about women because Jackson realised that the scene is gay as fuck

Because Gandalf is not a wizard, he's just a conjurer of cheap tricks

>shit looks dated as fuck.
fuck off cunt