If you HAD to be converted to either a nigger or an indian which one would you choose Sup Forums?

If you HAD to be converted to either a nigger or an indian which one would you choose Sup Forums?

There are no loopholes you can only choose one of those two.

Would you embrace the BBC or would you readily accept the poo life?

BBC, troll whitey all day

Indian, at least they do stuff besides "muh dik" all day

Indian by far. Don't even know how this is a question.

nigger, a lot more intimidating than a poo, can also sputter shit like "kill whitey" and have a gang of retards and cucks back me up

Nigger

>BBC
>gibsmedats
>athletic body anb fighting skills
>fuck whitey women and get all the booty
>get paid for fucking bitches at porn shot
>play basketball all the day and get signed to a team
>no need to think

I'd rather be dead than >designated

I'd like to retain some semblance of intelligence, so Indian.

Wake up in the morning
I'm not feeling constipated
Step out of my hut
Head to the street that's designated

Obviously nigger.
While a poo may make more money and have a higher intelligence, they are always socially inept outside of their inner circles.
What niggers have going for them is the fact that pop media glorifies nigger culture. Women nowadays are being brainwashed to want the BBC.
Not to mention that nigs are vastly superior physically.
>TLDR niggers get da white womyn

depends on where I am, a nigger if in america, poo anywhere else

What type of Indian? Aryan superman or australoid dalit?
I pick Indian either way, that could be fun. Better than being a nigger.

I'd have more fun as a dumb nigger assuming I'm not shot by my cousin (probably will be)

Sikhs are bro-tier. Indian, obviously.

Dot or feather?

If I choose Indian, do I still get to poo in the loo?

Have fun crying about how white men are stealing your women on /r/asianmasculinity. Meanwhile all the people that chose BBC are cucking whitey.

Indian.

High caste indians do great in Murika, but niggers do well basolutely nowhere.

oh a nigger for sure

kek funny how many people in this thread are choosing blacks to get white chicks and muh bbc even though most polacks don't believe in those myths. But meh, better an intelligent beta who can do stuff then a nigger who can only dribble a ball

>Nigger
>Argentina

Figures.

>all these cucks spouting lies like bbc and strong niggers

Are we being raided?

Indian, I'd rather be actually rich than pretend to be rich