We need a Bond that fits in with the mentality of the modern era

We need a Bond that fits in with the mentality of the modern era.

So a fedora wearing gay James bond obsessed with social media likes.

I wish Clive Owen was 15 years younger. He's the perfect pick.

Idris Elba

No, a 230 lb female bond with problem glasses

yes... and ORANGE bond...

...

If Superman and Spider-Man can be british, James Bon can be played by an american.

Wait till Armie Hammer gets a little older.

Leslie Jones

I love this meme. He really is perfect and I almost feel like they won't do it just because they know people will bitch about them doing it to be progressive. I genuinely think he's a good pick.

>no matter how many meme threads get made bond will never be a woman, black, or nu -male looking
Feels good man

>We need a Bond that fits in with the mentality of the modern era.
what has changed in mentality for a government raised spy with a licence to kill in the last 50 years?
learnt more arabic dialects I guess? felt uneasy around the Irish?

Bullying Brosnan should be a bannable offense.

doesn't work that way. British actors are talented whereas American actors are brought through the mouseketeer school of cash

>James Bond wears a pussy hat now instead of going after Pussy galore

...

>already made M a woman
>Q a twink faggot
>Moneypenny a sassy nigress
Next logical step is black tranny Bond
Ian Fleming is rolling in his grave

>we hear a lot about Bond being a dinosaur who doesn't understand the way the world works these days.

Punished Bond. Make it happen.

The names [Agent Formerly Known As Bond]

It's time for psycho-Bond.

My pick.

>45 years

A smart one that isn't a fucking gun retard. Only idiots shoot each other. If you're smart you can talk out problems and get to a good solution for both sides

a major point of Bond is that he is timeless, and the villaisn are suprised at how they can't better him with all the technology and modern culture at their disposal because some things don't change no matter how much you beleive it. It's become particularly poignant with the rise of cyber-terrorism and crime.

>names dubble aow seven innit....licence to smash yar fackin hooter in brav

kek has no one noticed yet that redmeme is there?

We all did user, it's just played out at this point

except he's a cute

CUTE

>An episode of Remington Steele that was filmed in Ireland generated significant publicity. One outcome was that Brosnan met his father, who had left when Brosnan was an infant, in a brief get-together at his hotel. Brosnan said he expected to see a very tall man, but described his father as "a man of medium stature, pushed-back silver hair, flinty eyes and a twizzled jaw. He had a very strong Kerry accent."[4] Brosnan was regretful that they met under such public circumstances. He said he would have preferred more private arrangements that would have given him the opportunity to speak privately with his father.

>Brosnan's daughter Charlotte died on 28 June 2013 of ovarian cancer, the same illness that claimed her mother's life

The most surprisingly straight man in Hollywood.

My pick
>young agent literally just out of Afghanistan as a war hero
>recruited to mi6
>literally just detailing his first assignment as he's plunged into the spy world

Would it really work having a war hero become a spy, he'd be known especially domestic? Even so changing that, I don't think it would work having someone ex millitary. Idea is these agents are orphans who are raised to become spies. Maybe Bond is injured from an IED first week of tour and is offered to join intelligence? (sounds a bit capeshit-y)

>moustache of a 14 yo boy.
Dropped

Most special agents come from a military background
The idea of an orphan being raised as a spy since childhood is pure fantasy for comic books

>The idea of an orphan being raised as a spy since childhood is pure fantasy for comic books
so Bond then?

>implying MI6 doesnt mark you for service when you attend public school

He was a navel officer before he was a spy

Yeah but this is a modern reboot, and the royal navy does jackshit interesting these days

so are you saying a modern Bond should have worked his way through Royal Marines and SAS to become Bond?

FUCK THAT

We need a new Bond film set in the 60s

Something like that

Considering the clamor for things like the kingsman its not a half bad idea. But who would be a good 60s connery nowadays?

agreed desu

Nevermind, i thought of the answer before i posted.

Idris feels too imposing to be Bond.
He is the kind of guy that makes the whole room go quiet when he walks in.
I want the kind of Bond that can have an offensive but classy conversation with the villain at his own party without any of the other guests paying attention, all while drinking a martini.

a FtM Transgendered is the only answer.

only correct answer

Why not dragonkin? are you som sort of speciophobe?

>We need a Bond that fits in with the mentality of the modern era.

Actually that's what makes Nu Bond bad, that and Sam Mendes (hack).

We don't need a british-nigerian Bond snorting coke, referring to women as "thots", assaulting white people for fun and yelling "its lit senpai" and in the middle of a shootout.

The Man from Uncle came out over a year ago
It was decent but underperformed

It's pretty much exactly what you're asking for

thot is not a UK term desu

>We don't need a british-nigerian Bond snorting coke, referring to women as "thots", assaulting white people for fun and yelling "its lit senpai" and in the middle of a shootout.
>He says unironically after Kingsman came out doing all of that with a white young hero which many praised as a return to classic Bond stylings

Either you're not British or you're just retarded
Either way

I liked parts of it. But found it rather lacking. They didnt dare to go far enough with it. And the story was severely lacking

You do realize that the behavior of the main protagonist was looked down upon and his growth to a secret agent was turning into a proper dashing bond.

Henry Cavill would be the perfect fit in a couple of years after he can un/fit/ himself. I dont think he'd want to loose his muscles only to immediatly gain them back for another capeflick.

When dceu folds he can be bond

Literally one of the shittest actors

he did a decent job as that in Man from Uncle. But he has so little charm.
I mean, he is hot and buff and looks the part. But compared to someone like the guy who plays Thor he has no personality. Could be because scripts let him down, but im uncertain

>But who would be a good 60s connery nowadays?

Sean Connery de-aged by VFX

too generically handsome and not good enough actor

Hear me out, Sup Forums
>reboot Bond universe
>make it a HBO series
>cast Fassbender as 007
>storyline is set in the 60s and involves the Cold War
= Bond Kino

The state its currently in i think itll last another 5 years or so. At least until they make all the justice leage characters stand alone movies.

The skinny British cuck from nanny Mcfee and maze runner

but hes always beating the bad guys or getting out of their traps with advanced high tech weaponry and gadgets. he always has the same technology or better.

>navel officer
u fookin wot

couldnt be arsed seeing fassbender as bond desu

not that guy, but at one point in the craig bond series they do allude to him being a former spec ops army guy

Haha i turned off Kingsman after 20 min because it made me cringe over and over. Literal kiddyshit for redditors. Embarrassing.

Maybe Hiddleston, then?

I think you missed the joke

its a good film, get over yourself you utter flid

Why not?

I don't think he could hold his own in a fight. And his masculinity is in shambles after that whole fake relationship with Taylor Swift.

Hmm, looking at the other bonds i wouldnt say they were that much more talented then him. His lack of personality might be an issue i guess it depend of how much cringe they put intothe dialogue. As for the looks i think he is similiar to Timothy Dalton.

no I noticed it, just assumed it was a spelling error

plus navel is very rarely used here in the UK

we mostly just say belly-button

hard to say, I know he's a good actor and can do the classy action thing well, but perhaps because he is like that in so many other films it will feel a bit typecast? like I'll be watching fassbender and not bond. I think he's a bit too big for role atm

As bad as cunts calling for more holocaust movies

Are you joking?
Bond is suave, not a pussy faggot
Why not hire benedicked cumonmyback?

that's fucked, poor guy has lost almost everything that matters.

Martini, alcohol-less

Robert Pattinson

why is she crying?

His smile and metabolism

she's french

how about make a new fucking movie instead of rebooting old ones

>In 1987, Harris was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, the same disease that claimed her own mother's life. Harris battled the illness for four years until she died from it on 28 December 1991, aged 43.[3] On 28 June 2013, her daughter Charlotte died from the same disease at age 41.[4]

Casino royale was the only reboot

James Bond is white. Case closed.

Don't appropriate white culture, that's imperialism.

Idris Elba will never be Bond and nor should he be.

I'll take an American people...shaken...not stirred.

I don't understand why so many people want a black bond. Why can't they just make a 008 or 009 in the same universe that is black? Why do they INSIST 007 is black?

We had one already

I wouldn't back elba because he's black. Just think he's a good fit for the part

only drawback is what that other user said about him being too imposing

make cavill bond already

the dude who played thor would be cool. or christian bale. too bad bond movies are inherently dull and boring.

james bond isnt relevant any more. filming in exotic locations isnt a big deal anymore and that is pretty much all the old james bond movies did

Moore > Brosnan = Craig > Lazenby > Connery > Dalton

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

The Black Bond brigade are pathetic. Those pushing for it aren't proper Bond fans. They're people looking for another cause to jump on for a while.

And this is why I'm afraid to marry...

Skyfall grossed a billion dollars and Spectre grossed $850 million, plus the huge piles of cash the franchise rakes in through product placement (every company on the planet wants to be endorsed by James Bond)

you're fucking delusional if you believe this

She burnt her morning baguette

desu senpai 'ITS LIT SEMPAI!' is a legit catchphrase that might be all right in a movie.

Its more original to do a WWI spy movie because then you have Evil Germans again which is fun and fuckin Steampunk Gadgets man, I mean there is nothing cooler than some fake tech that didn't exist designed as if it could have, like a personal submersible or a smartphone using some Matrix code looking operating system and all the sexy Vaudeville girls with no idea about what political correctness even is.

This Bond can be any race 2bh BUT he MUST be Un-PC. People are thirsting for a womanizing drunking Bond again even if we have to make him Chinese to do it.