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there's literally no reason to buy things with cash in 2017

too fat and stupid to make a stir fry

Lads whats a good gimmick to pick up girls in real life? Im thinking i will buy a leather jacket and smoke disposable vape cigarettes in the corner of clubs and i will carry lots of the vapes to share with girls if they speak to me. Ill also act mysterious in order to spark their interest in me. Im thinking that this will get me a gf in no time but i need your guys input

too easy

donald trump is my president

hewwo bwit! how awe you? uwu

>depression

we pretend to be reddit itt

youtu.be/gj9rASnryos
need an aesthic qt to banter swedes with

THE POOS THEY ARE A' POOING

just a funny image

can't see how this wouldn't work

Do Americans really drink coke as if it's water?

k full stop dot jay pee gee

would heem my son if he came out as a tranny

>aesthic
embarrassing
>qt
embarrassing
>banter
embarrassing

GHB lad

>Lads whats a good gimmick to pick up girls in real life?

Just walk up to them and start talking to them. Show an interest. The majority will knock you back but statistically some will reciprocate.

Much better odds than just acting coy and hoping some girl takes the initiative (which barely ever happens unless you are Chad)

Out of every person you walk past on the street, there is a high chance that person will have a sick and depraved fetish

How does it make you feel?

alri female sam hyde wannabe

Here's the thing, you can play video games forever. You can't live forever.

Live now, video games later.

Video games were part of the reason I didn't finish High School (most of it social anxiety). Now my employment opportunities, earnings, and other opportunities in life are hampered, and I can still play video games. The video games never go away. Life goes away. Life is fleeting. Video games are always there.

So bury your nose and grin your teeth, and you'll still be able to play video games, just keep your life on track. So you have more money and opportunities and shit.

rocket

yeah

satellite of love

Son before or after??????

embarrassing

that's some aesthetic qt banter bruce

My normie brother just bought me home a Mars Bar lads. I wonder if I should ask him to bring me home a cute gf?

i don't live near white people

when the benzo kicks in

fucking hell, it's glorious

Gonna make a youtube channel to get a million subscribers

What should i upload?

every single obese person drinks full-sugar carbonated drinks to some extent, literally every single one

it is physically impossible to intake the required calories to maintain such a size without liquid sugar

cornetto

why is it always white people who have these bizarre disgusting fetishes

cba

embargo

*walks away from you*

opinions on yank politics

video game gameplay videos with commentary about the game on top of it

Just made cummies lads

There was one time where I ordered my drink at the bar and I was handing the cash over the girl next to me gets her drink. I looked over and cheers her and said yippy ki yay motherfucker then walked away.

She then found me on the dancefloor, grabbed me and started making out. I'm glad I didn't have to lay down any ground work for that one

*chases after you*

hello, where is the goulash? :DDDD

>Much better odds than just acting coy and hoping some girl takes the initiative (which barely ever happens unless you are Chad)

was at a boozy work evening with tons of other companies there last week and this actually happened to me for the first time ever. was really pissed and the ol' 'tism kicked in so i didn't realise it was what was happening til after i left. will never happen to me again.

war footage

everything about this looks like a porn

>it is physically impossible to intake the required calories to maintain such a size without liquid sugar
A fat girl I know at work eats an entire Ziploc bag of marshmallows everyday. I don't shit talk her for it, but her eating habits are atrocious.

Literally everyday, an entire Ziploc full of marshmallows. And she talk about trying to lose weight.

Don't mess me about sunshine

Opening a /brit/ patreon:
$1 you can see my posts
$5 you can se my images
50$ I send you my full posts in the mail

To what?

Japanese porn is probably the most mental

Literally just mentioned to my mate that the benzo posters would be waking up soon, please gtfo

what if you liquidised all your food like pizza or a full roast?

Whites are more individualist so will experiment

Nonwhites are more collectivist so they will conform with the sexual norms of the tribe

you got a love how art whores have such a gifted talent but they use it for this shit

This is an actual conversation i heard at work today between 2 normies

Normie 1: i finally figured out what that elf on the shelf meme means
Normie 2: oh really i keep seeing that stuff in my newsfeed but i dont get it
Normie 1: yeah so basically it says 'youve heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for' and it has a picture of 2 things that rhyme
Normie 2: oh ok
Normie 1: yeah so the one i figured it out on *whispers* it was a picture of a down syndrome on top of a brownie
Normie 2: wait so whats that mean
Normie 1: its well *whispers* downie on a brownie
Then they talked about memes for a bit longer

mate
have a benzo
relax

funnily enough
wh*tes are also just culturally fucked

>that moment when Keira Knightley was about to be raped

Porn parody where?

imagine being an old person, like late 80s or early 90s, and just knowing that this is the pinnacle of what you will get to experience of humanity's achievements

like just walking down the street with your tesco bags, dodging chewing gum stuck to the pavement, Deanos driving by, knowing that the entire future of possibilities is inaccessible to you like some event horizon fueled by the inevitability of your soon-to-be death

luckily will never happen to me as I plan to live forever

do you have a patreon so I can access to your blog a week earlier than others?

>50$ I send you my full posts in the mail
International shipping will eat up a fair chunk of that $50.

Have never fapped to JAV.

How much for a new kev

...

NEED these shorts

I might try this and also offer her a vape cigarette after

hello my fellow immortal friend

Yes you can find it here
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what's fucked about European cultures?

What kind of loose slut makes out with a guy that easily

I'd be worried about STDs n' the like

post your favorite youtube videos

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She was a really cool chick. Doubt most would respond like that. Just go in a different direction and be memorable

How do I get a gf lads

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

going out for dinner
might get a chinese

ha ha

haven't really spoken to the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle all day

really want to go over and chat to her

Stand in the corner of clubs smoking vapes

history of paganism, bumsex, present day obsession with normalising and encouraging bumsex, love island

>data collection is fine when the government does it
>it is not fine when private companies do it

'the left'

you at uni?

Thought the gym would be quiet but it's just full of pensioners doing cardio

Doing a Linkin Park listen lads.

Got over such teenage obsessions when I was 17

Oneitis is a sign of someone locked in a child-like state

talk to her then if you actually want something to become of this

every day you waste time waiting for something to happen leaves the door open for some Chad to just ask her out one day out of the blue and then you will have missed your chance

>sausage
>taters
>corn
>gravy
>mix together and cook in a pan
delicious and healthy

where

browsing the underage make up tutorials side on youtube, where are the parents?

Lol! That's funny because you live in China, so Chinese food is the default, yet you made a post as if Chinese food would be one of many options as is a choice in many western countries where it is not the default.

Hey guys, going for dindins. Might get a Canadian. Lol *wink*

>pensioners doing cardio when weight training would be of much better utility to them at their age where falls are more severe

why is everyone stupid except me

Bring back the lost sacred art of Minecraft commentary videos

you'll know soon enough if you try anything you nonce

think that's all fairly moderate in comparison to the sexual norms of tribal Africans, tribal Native Americans, tribal Abbos, orthodox Jews who are all obsessed with mutilation and paedophilia

:)

I heard he killed himself. He was such a good rapper. RIP Linkin Park

I don't think he said or implied anything like that at any point in that brief post mate, you're projecting a bit

*wants to find something out*
*finds YouTube video describing thing that I want to find out*
"WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S YO BOI HERE, SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY SUBSCRIBERS, BE SURE TO CLICK THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE THIS VIDEO"
*dislikes and closes page*

tschh...millennials...

Think I'm building up an immunity to embarrassing situations they occur so frequently

>banning contact in school rugby
support this tb󠇦h

when I was forced to 'play' rugby at my posh school I would stand to the side and avoid the ball because I didn't want to be rough and tumbled

needless to say I was 'raised' by a single mother and am now a weird beta male virginoid