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>anderson could have ended the meme but decides to troll so he doesn't have to face romero and the likes

>Anderson intentionally failed a drug test to avoid this
Look into it, that's all I'm saying

stop making fun of bisping

I love that Bisping got destroyed by a left hook. fuck that cocky faggot, worst champion the UFC has ever had

Just watched the card. That was lit as fuck, bros (and I hate using that word). Zabit, Kelvin, and Alex Garcia (mini Usman) are absolute killers. The Leech is a modern day caveman. Even Asker, Shamil, and both Songs showed fireworks. Seriously a hell of a fight night. Shame Alex Caceres had to put a stain on it with his memey "elusive" anime-wannabe shit.

Call me Glass Jaw Garry

>thinking Masvidal could beat Bisping
>thinking Edson could beat middleweights

New paige webm coming through

Anderson wouldve been murdered

>Bislose
>Bisshit
>Pissbing
>Biscan
>Bistrash
>Bisroid
>Bisbum
>Bisglass
>Biscunt
>Bischeat
>BisJUST
>Bisbanged
>Bisgatekeeper
>Bisluck
>Bisrun
>Biskek
>Bischin
>Bisdead
>Bitchping
>BisRIP

*loses to Al Iaquinta*

Like him or LOVE him, you can NOT stop talking about him

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As an example of the depths of failure a fighter can sink to in such short a time, he is certainly worth consideration.

Its almost comical at this point. Everyone knows he can't see out of his right eye. The same left hook is what gsp used to take him down.

*untucks chin*

I like how his head bouces off the canvas 3 times after eating that ignorant left hook

How many guys will they feed to zabit before he starts going for the belt? I started to feel bad for his opponent near the end of round 1.

i just realized iaquinta is on a 5 fight win streak yet i don't remember any ofh is fights at all

You know what the best takedown is buddeh? A left hook

I hope he gets Yair next. Steal that boy's star by smashing him.

>BisChamp
>BisHallOfFame
>BIsnetworthof10millionwith a beautiful wife and family

let it go buddeh

I don't want to see Yair wrestlefucked again

Where's my polish pal been, I'm curious to see what he makes of the past 3 days of Hakuho

Why does Bisping love getting heem'd so much?

It's so enjoyable watching Bisping embarrass himself, what do you think his son thought of today's heem?

Lose my number h8rs until you can prove

-you are richer than Bisping
-have as loving and beautiful a family as Bisping
-have as famous a legacy as Bisping
-have as successful a podcast as Bisping
-are in a sound state of mental wellness

"I'm fighting!!!"

He couldn't have thrown a worse punch if he tried.

Just watched the main event.
Why was Bisping fighting so retarded? Swinging like a retard with his chin out in the open...usually he doesnt fight that way. Was he risking that much cause he got sick and his cardio went to shit? His voice sounded very raspy on the post fight interview...

After he ate the most obvious H-Bomb ever thrown I've come to expect no less from him. He's a genuine moron

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Bisping collecting CTE like they're trading cards

Still concussed from the gsp fight

can i get some context on that webm?

Yair would get beat on the feet. Moraes is a legit prospect with very good MT and BJJ, plus Zabit was kind of toying with him until his coach told him to go for the finish (but there's a reason he took it back to the ground after letting Moraes stand up in the third to make it a kickboxing match - he know Moraes could catch him because his MT is legit). This is all to say Zabit has the tools to destroy Yair, who has porous defense, less accuracy on his low-percentage moves (Zabit never missed wildly with his Wushu/TKD attacks; it was always blocked), worse conditioning, and zero grappling game (meaning he'll be more hesitant to throw high kicks or kicks in general because of the fear of a takedown against a guy that looks black-belt level in BJJ/Sambo; you may recall Zabit caught a few of Moraes's to time a takedown).

Zabit would murder Yair, and it wouldn't have to be through "wrestlefucking."

Lets be honest you know nothing about striking though

can someone post the webm of big rig looking autistic standing next to costa after the faceoff?

KOing rockhold and surviving hendo convinced him he was some kind of boxing god

It was two days ago, Day 11 of the tournament, Hakuho seemed to have stopped midway because he thought it was a matta (false start), and then after he loses he gets up and raises his hand expecting the judges to interfere and refuses to accept the defeat for a while, it was pretty awkward to watch with the commentator wondering what he was doing. He never actually bows after the webm finishes he still stands there after the other wrestler leaves the ring

Favorite mma coach?

check it out Callum, I'm fiting!

Lets be honest his feet hips and rear hand are literally all out of position though

Lets be honest he bet on himself to lose

there are easier ways to throw a fight than getting your brain turned to mush by a guy built like a mexican construction worker

Lets be honest, whos going to rescue him from Chinese prison?

>Masvidal is a better kicker than Wonderboy

thanks, it looked awkward as fuck; did you think it was a false start?
also, was the issue Hakuho's left hand?

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>eef you know what I mean

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Probably Duane, though if I could get Anderson or Bas or Fedor, that would be amazing.

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Nah it wasn't, I don't know if Hakuho pretended to stop midway through because he realized he was in a bad spot with the grips Yoshikaze had or if he actually did misunderstand something the ref said or did (which is what I think he claimed) but here it is with the commentator youtu.be/EVLrszbqAK0?t=1175

Does anyone have WEBMs of the heems Li Jingliang, Song Kenan, and Shamil Magomedsharipov pulled off?

Archive

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>Biscan got flushed and plunged
>About to go watch Justice League
Decent day

would you say bispiss losing triggered you?

Would Trump bail out Gastelum if he got caught shoplifting today?

>justice league
>decent day

chink needs to fight someone who isn't a no name and get head stomped

here's the other can't be bothered

>Luke goes on an incredible tear that culminates in him winning the belt
>develops a massively inflated ego as a result
>doesn't take Bisping seriously and gets embarrassingly finished

>Bisping develops a massively overinflated ego as a result of KOing Luke
>doesn't take GSP or Kelving seriously and gets embarrassingly finished TWICE

Poetry

Nah he took GSP seriously he's just a can

lmao when was Bisping's incredible tear?

Ok so it's not a perfect comparison

He fought Whittake.... Oh wait.

But he fought Romer.... Oh I remember he just talked baloney and didn't back anything up.

Bisping is a tosser.

He absolutely destroyed two legends of the sport, Silva and Henderson and KO'd Rockhold, that's one of the most impressive sprees in the sport

Fluke win versus an injured Rockhold, legitimately lost to Anderson and decisioned a geriatric after almost being heemed twice

Anyone watching Cage Warriors?

Fighting people past their prime < Fighting actual contenders

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I was being sarcastic lads

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Alexander Emilianenko is a scary motherufcker...

you have a link to stream?

Its called Fight Pass.

reeeeeee

I hope Jack Slack kills himself

>that is the last thing you get violently raped

Is Wanderlei still under contract with Bellator?

Could UFC boom him for rematch with Bisping in London?

wtf I have CTE I corrected the sentence and forgot to actually write it the right way
>last thing you see before you get violently raped

he looks like his brother now. Also age doesn't do any favor to russians.

James luhrsen

I remember John Maguire hitting that Hughes-GSP farside armbar on Damarques Johnson

I was out in the woods hunting

What happened in UFC gookland?

shitsbing got sleepy early

what everyone knew was going to happen, pissbing got humiliated by another welterweight, Leech won, Curran lost to some chinese literal who

>I was out in the woods hunting
this is not your blog, cleetus

Literally being punched into another dimension.

Matt Hume

Cage Warriors Heavyweight title fight up next

>Curran lost to some chinese literal who

curran is a literal who you absolute ziltch

>Being this upset because someone is Chinese

Cry more.

she's a can but we know her name ya zilch

Yes it is

Kailin vs Bisping is the only fight to make at this point

No such thing as flukes in mma

Let's just have Bisping fight men and women from every lower weight division and see at what division he can actually compete