Don't wake her up

Don't wake her up

why didnt he impregnate all the female passengers to grow an army of daughters to bang?

Just fuck her and dont wake her up. Way less stress

>crush female viagra into an ultra fine powder
>introduce into tube's ventilation
>wait for a day for it to be absorbed
>wake her up
>as her first act she literally jumps on you and fucks you senseless

Wasn't planning on it, what makes you think I'd even consider it?

wow so this is how virgins think. Amazing.

>female viagra
my sides

Why didn't he just use her as a fleshlight?

I have never even touched a womans hand before: the post

Why didnt he just fuck her mouth?

>not throwing every none white over board

He could have saved humanity

why was the whole ship active?

>what is flibanserin?

Embarrassing

>wake up
>still 80 years to go
>"can I do still a positiv change?"
>blast all niggers out the airlock
I would watch that movie

t. Craster
Fuck off you degenerate old FUCK

What are roofies?

why would you touch her hand when it's easier to hold her down by the forearms

but kinda hot

>dance off man dances off again
>he also survives discharge from overheated nuclear reactor in his face
>they don't have children anyway

Do they at least have sex?

Yes

BEFORE YOU GO GO

Why was the ending so shit?

webm?

don't tell the bartender at least

Because it was a total cop out.
It would be interesting to watch their lives continue until they're old and wrinkly on this ship.
Instead we got a jump cut to some random people 90 years later.

But hey! It's Andy Garcia!!!!

>could wake up anybody
>goes for JLaw
He deserved it desu

realistically they would have had at least a few kids as well

Why didn't he choose a pretty girl to wake up?

>only one wake
>doesn't draw dicks and swatikas in the face of sleeping ppl
what an idiot

That's what infuriates me.
There's a lot of interesting SF questions that could be asked there. How the society of people descending from the main characters look like?
Realistically they'd be enslaved by the corporation for the debt their grandparents and parents left.
Or do they take control?
That's why I much more like Pandorum, which was shit but had some interesting SF concepts.
Passengers starts fine but then... Dude...

>be me, trying to find a mate to wakeup so I wont be lonely
>Computer: "Enter search parameter"
>I enter "cunny"
>Computer: 473 results found
>mfw

idk and you're a loser to know this kind of stuff lmao

I'd throw her out of the airlock after I fucked her in the ass

thank god it wasn't an edgy teen like you that woke up first

he didn't had money to pay for a qt sexbot instead?

He didn't had money to buy himself a decent breakfast.
That's why we need communism in space.

aren't they wasting the resources necessary to sustain 5000 people for six months when approaching their destination? they were probably condemning the poorest passengers to die of starvation.

Everything about this movie just didn't quite make sense. For starters, which one of them died first? And what did the other one do afterwards? Suicide? Was there really no emergency protocol for passengers waking up mid-flight and reporting an emergency? If they have a robot barman who can pass the Turing test, isn't the ship's AI able to deal with random occurrences? Why only one medical pod for 5200 people? Also how the fuck did Tom Hanks manage to live alone with a basketball for years and Chris Pratt can't last 6 months with unlimited booze, food, robot company and VR simulators to keep him entertained??

Eating 4 meals daily, for - let's say - 70 years mean they've eaten around 200,000 rations.
Was it stated how much food is there on board?
There will definitely be lack of alcohol by the end.

>Also how the fuck did Tom Hanks manage to live alone with a basketball for years and Chris Pratt can't last 6 months with unlimited booze, food, robot company and VR simulators to keep him entertained??

Fuck extroverts desu

maybe they just produce it on the go?

Oh, using the same calculations for 5000 people for 180 days shows us that they've only used less 10% of the rations.

>Why only one medical pod for 5200 people?
I autistically screamed when the movie shown that.

made me kek.

>a year of lack of human contact
>becomes suicidal

seriously, is this some kind of normie propaganda hollywood is trying to sell us?

If they had children they wouldn't be able to buy anything on board as they wouldn't be recognized by the system, right?

Also, what if there's a limit to your onboard purchases?

Why JLaw's character di want to stay 10 years on the planet and then return? After 250 years the people on the earth would be so advanced that she mentally and physically that she would never been able to reintegrate in the society

attention whoring

isnt this brilliant
>haha pods cant possible fail
>pod fails
>bad luck kiddo you will be long dead and no one will ever know

you realise the crew must be thousands of years old?

If you were a malicious person and knew you'd die long before the others woke, would you poo and jizz over all the rations just before you died, kekking on your deathbed knowing that the first meal the others would taste would probably be covered in your bodily fluids?

How did this guy not start a harem? Or at least fuck JLaw for awhile, murder her and move onto the next one

>only used 10%
which means, the 500 poorest passengers will die of starvation

or even better
>wake up the richest passenger
>use his money to buy sexbots

>walking around the ship, wiping rations on your crotch
>laughing knowing that they'd one day be eating your ball sweat
Heh, serves the fuckers right.

What?

>which means, the 500 poorest passengers will die of starvation
They could cut one meal a day for everyone...

they fly back and forth

not how capitalism works

After every journey they probably get re station on faster ships, unless the megacorp is hyperjew.
is it stated how long the ship stays in orbit before returning to Earth?
I though I heard she say it does so for a year, so for every 250 years that pass on Earth you age 2.

Alright, I thought that for the crew it was their first travel...if they're doing that kind of journey since thousands years would mean that the earth doesn't progress technologically anymore

Same.

>Start a new colony on a new world, with the possibility of a million different complications
>One doctor.

What might have worked better, but still been retarded, was to make it so it wouldn't accept commands from the person inside of it, so one of them would have to stay awake to put the other to sleep.

Can we just talk about how the whole premise of this movie falls through if the guy was played by an ugly nerd instead of Chris Prat?

Your idea actually makes sense.
They could've also take turns using the pod, which would make them finishing the travel possible.

how much does such a space ship cost? who the fuck except goverment would ever invest in something that will take like 300 years to pay off?

Companies are building up around the idea of space mining right now, which would only be a fraction as profitable. And space mining is decades from reality.

f-fuck Trump

a-a-am I progressive now??

they make money by sucking taxpayer money. they dont give a shit about mining in space

>giving a shit about JLaw post thefappening

dumb bitch could not have been worse at playing Katniss

When will America's bizzare fetish for terrible actresses with raspy voices and tomboy features end?

The most unbelievable thing in the whole movie is the fact that SONY products are everywhere in space.

no one was buying them on earth

>she just starts fingering herself because you're too disgusting

A shit drug which has been verified to do practically nothing in the vast majority of cases and only really works to lower inhibitions and react like shit with alcohol.

>When will America's bizzare fetish for terrible actresses with raspy voices and tomboy features end?
never

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