Finish watching movie

>finish watching movie
>search youtube for a video explaining the movie

dumb frogposter

>still don't understand
>search youtube for video explaining the youtube explanation video

I actually (literally) laughed out loud at this retort

>Finish film
>Immediately log onto Sup Forums and post:
>'Well that sucked' no matter if i liked it or not

I actually don't like doing this unless there's something I specifically didn't understand, like I'm trying to keep track of the timelines in Primer.

Those videos where its like, "XYZ ENDING EXPLAINED!"

Then I imagine a bunch of plebs assimilating that intel like something can only have one explanation that they heard on the internet, and then they'll spew that shit like a virus IRL.

Really touching movies, beautiful movies are delicate like Faberge eggs. If you touch them, they break. I feel like that way about a lot of things. I think some things are so beautiful that they should be locked away, or maybe only a certain number of people should be able to witness them.

It makes me sad to think people listening to some commercialized, talking head dispensing a doldrum about an easily compartmentalized meaning to something that may be way deeper.

It makes me want to kill myself.

>Finish film
>Immediately log onto Sup Forums and post:
>omg you haven't seen it? wow i thought you were film experts

I actually (literally) laughed out loud at this retort

>youtube theory video
>"They were in a coma the whole time!"

>watch video explaining the movie before I watch the movie

dumb frogposter

I actually (literally) laughed out loud at this retort

>finish watching movie
>go to imdb to see what people are saying about it
>...

>Finish watching universally critically acclaimed film
>immediately afterwards, go on a movie review website
>sort by worst review first

i almost always read the ebert review of the movie (assuming it came out before he died, RIP)

didn't always agree with his ratings but he usually brought up a point of view that i hadn't yet considered

I'm guilty of this for Paprika.

I couldn't believe the qt protagonist married the huge fatfuck.

>watch movie
>read based armond review to decide if i liked it

Trips of truth.

Wikipedia> imdb trivia > Ebert > Brody
is my usual course of acton.

>finish movie
>didn't get it
>don't attempt to understand it
>tell internet it sucked

>have movie running on my second screen
>look over a few times to get the general idea of what's going on
>google [Title] lore when it's over

>Shitposting with my bros, having a laugh
>Put a movie on for background noise
>Get some snacks, have a cheeky fap
>wtf the movie ended
>post about how boring it was for months to come

>Finnish movie
>no subtitles
>find YouTube video on how to learn Finnish after

Unironically dumb.

i did that with 2001 a space odessey and full metal jacket. stanley kubrick is subtle to the point of wtf is hapening

I just watch a movie and ask on Sup Forums if it was good then assimilate the most reasonable looking reply I get

Or if I really liked the movie I get all smug and call it "kino" in front of people and refuse to explain