Post countries that tried to beat yours but failed. I'll start

Post countries that tried to beat yours but failed. I'll start

>Russia
>Sweden
>Germany
>UK

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Dutch_War
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fO2o-rwbaMk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>all of them for the last thousand years

I really wish we would lose a war, maybe take a nuke or two

You lost that war.

> all

>failed

I can smell the bitterness from your posts

Would be easier to list the countries the other way around

>Cuba
>Vietnam
>Korea
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
>Syria
>Iran (Coming Soon)
>Korea Again (Coming Soon)

What was the second language you learned in school?

english

>what is the holy roman empire wars with Swedish empire

>north korea
yeah no unless you want to drag in china

Literally almost all the rest of the world.

Everybody succeeded!

Hello friend

>France
>England
>Spain
>Germans

>Russia
wrong
>Sweden
wrong

>netherlands

hehehehehe

>Germany
wut?

wut?

that was a mistake for both of us

>Germans
succeeded, but the allies succeeded better.

Er, the Mongols conquered you...

OWO WHATS THIS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Dutch_War
koln and munster tried to fuck us with the french

will consider union if your country adopts french as sole official language

but finns founded the Ancient Rus so that doesnt count that was a civil war.

>speaking French

How about no, stinking frog.

hi, you forget someone Lindy?

>spain
>france
>netherlands
That's about it really

but HRE was on your side?

Disgusting

We never went to war with Cuba
Korea was a stalemate
We decimated the military of Iraq
Afghanistan, was an insurgency, not a war
Never went to war with Syria
We'll decimate Korea and Iran in a full scale war.

mmh, they taught us in school that the Germans attacked us too, must have been the teachers anti German bias

>wut?

don't believe him, Germans are your friends ;)

...

>be allied with Germany
>suddenly stab them in the back
>"hurr Germans tried to beat us but got defeated"

:)

t. molotov ribbentrobs

>be Russia
>the deadliest war in your nations history was because you were invaded by an ally

>be Stalin
>ally with the guy who hats communists more than he hates jews
>"Yo Hitler, bro, why do you park your army next to my borders?"
>"Haha dont worry Stalin, I only want to keep them safe from British air force"
>"Ok, guess I have nothing to worry about"

lmoa

>be US
>the deadliest war in your nations history was because you were invaded by yourself

That was almost 800 years ago, Russia wasn't even a country back then, but a dozen of independent dukedoms. Anyway, mongols won the battle but eventually lost the war.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fO2o-rwbaMk

...

i know that, i love the Germans very much

>be US
>the deadliest war in your nations history was because you were invaded by yourself

The second deadliest war in our history was for the same reason, but unlike Americans we lost it.

...

Oi.

Neat.
>implying that there are winners in the civil war
K.

if there is one thing worst than communist, its royalists cucks

t. melkel von kebab

> tf
> tp

>Korea was a stalemate
It was a stalemate because of China, sending a mass wave over the border because the Norks had pretty much collapsed and was a band along the Chinese border.

>t. melkel von kebab
He's probably the Russian diaspora in Munich.

Are you fucking implying you """won""" the Vietnam war?

danes
swedes
anglos
germans

>lost karelia
>paid contribution
>desperately pretend they won

fins are amusing

>Taconigger can't read

What a surprise.

>Argies
>Paraguayans
>Bolivians

Does FARC count? It was just an operation really.

>got independence from Russia
>kept independence from Russia
>now doing better than Russia

I think that counts as a win

Usa
Guatemala
Spain
France

The question was about actual wars.

>Murica

We and our British amigos beat you so hard you have to rewrite history like a bunch of sore losers.

All of Europe, sometimes at once.

>forced to learn another man's language
jej.

Yes, and we achieved what we wanted while Russia didn't

>USA
Yeah, we failed to beat you and never took 1/3 of your land.

You lost both territory and money, how is that an achievement?

>Japan
>Germany (2 times - late both times, so count it as once)
>Mexico
>Britain

We might have lost some things, but the goal was to keep our independence, which we did. Russia's goal was to secure Finland, in which they failed because we let germans through next year.

Pic related airforce pilot decimating turd worlders

Pic related American military = dead Americans, there is not a more terrorist murderer of Americans than the US military.

We wanted some land to move the border away from Leningrad.
You asked for peace, gave away money and previously noted land.
We got what we wanted.
This war was won by us and lost by you.
Please, don't make it complicated.

>by us
Hmmmm

I'm not saying you lost the war, Ivan. The war was never winnable for us, so the objective was to stay alive.

>ussr
>us
Hmmm