/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #20

England 302 & 2/33 (16 ov)
Australia 328

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jakeball
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based holly thread

WHORE
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Threadcunt is back lads

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WAIFU

Holly or Elyse lads?

gilly making constant football references kek i like him

>Threadcunt is back to sperg up /cric/

Read she's getting NTINI'D

aussie open meltdown cunt

single most autistic act ive ever seen on this platform

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>that pom who posted the battered sav last thread

Really fucking keen for one, but I'm on the summer cut.

its not summer yet you mong

classy that from bt about simon thomas' wife

its all im going to eat all weekend
high quality sausages though was impressed. chips a bit naff

ZULUL

KP you big poof what kind of pants are those faggot?

Yeah no shit dumb cunt, you cut FOR Summer so when it comes around you're set.

>When they use high quality snags
Nice feel.

giz us a stream lads x

>tfw you can literally find out you have cancer and be dead 3 days later

anyone else reckon kp is quite camp?
do you think he likes dick on the low?

Pietersen looks like he pieced together his outfit from an OP shop

deluded KP

need atleast 400

>/cric/ not being /fa/ af

200 more like

here's a stream lad, it's low quality though desu

BASED KP working the plebs into a finna shoot.

Seriously though how hard is it to buy a wear matching suit pants and jacket?

KP autism

boycott really triggers me

FINNA SEETHING

I love the ashes lads

Just had some Milo cereal for breakfast lads, really healthy

>REEE THIS DOESN'T MATCH
>Calling others autistic

Also how many of you cunts post on /asp/? Fucking Trivago girl working my dick into a finna shoot holy fucking YUMOLA, wanna cum in her BUMOLA

This article was absolute comedy gold though

telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/11791103/The-Ashes-2015-These-pathetic-Australians-are-so-bad-it-is-unbelievable-says-Geoffrey-Boycott.html

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>seething this much

why is the gabba empty? are all the aussies at church?

>Casual Bris'vegas' faggots only showing up the first 3 days

Every single time

Almost as bad as Shitney for attending sporting events

thread cunt successfully destroys any interest from casuals edition

REALLY want england to win and the nrl lads to go fuck themselves

love threadcunt

state of the last 2. look like serial killers

who here comfy right now?

What do you lads think of the booking for this match? IMO the only batsman that's a main eventer for Australia right now is Steve Smith.

Ponting just said this about Smoth on ABC Grandstand

>If you interrupt anything he fidgets with, he loses it

Why aren't more autistic kids being put into the cricket academies?

anyone got an acesteam for the lads

cook is a jobber for sure. boycott on commentary is a huge mark for himself

Would also appreciate s stream.

love threadcunt
love /asp/
love church
love brissy
love cunny
love schoolies

end of

stumps are too short

Starc is still a draw though, he's over with the crowds.

>mfw half of /cric/ is also /asp/

That explains a lot tbqh

my boy

just like your dick

t. bretcuck

>he spends his time socialising with people on a maldivian whale spotting forum

love how obsessed you lot are with the "/nrl/ lads"
we don't even think about you at all

>liking brett

fuck that cuck he screwed himself

>stoneman
>isn't a stoneman

was the underarm incident a work or shoot?

morning lads
based cricket helping me wake up at 5:30 am

ELITE post

>root
>doesn't absorb nutrients and water from the soil

worked shoot to draw in the ratings

To be fair when mandrama was allowed on Sup Forums, there was so many Aus flags in threads.

Plenty of Aussie talent around the world atm.

BASED BIG STRONG QUEENSLANDER TONI STORM BRINGING THE BANTS.

i think theyre dumb cunts

poo peeland worked themselves into a shoot

>that awkward exchange between Ponting and the women commentator. This is meant to be comfy!

>Ball
>isn't a Ball

Joe "Needsa" Root LOL XD

THE MELBOURNE SCREW JOB BY GAWD

whats the most autistic field position

kek

There are Indians on Facebook that don't realise that Cricket is a work.

>Broad
>Is actually quite slender

>Listening to womyn commentators

Not /cric/ appooved desu

fine leg

Always felt like an autist being put there

I wish the 3 day ban janny was back lads

Jakeball
A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jakeball

Alchy B is bascially a jakeball. What embarrassment.

>root
>isnt a root

>cook
>isnt a cook

>smith
>isnt a smith

what an exquisite cover drive

Hansie Cronje exposed the business and deserved everything he got.

ROOOOT

>Anderson
>Dads name isn't Ander

>You now remember man drama was on sp

Bad feels, but look asp now it's just threads on man drama, any legit talk about real alternative sports has gone, did we go to far guys?

wing three quarter

>Cook
>has little culinary expertise

No more Tim Paine poo stories today, lads I'm afraid I'm tapped out.

youtu.be/xn4dKSIzz8w?t=11m5s

Is this the biggest pop in the history of our sport?

silly point

This one was very spicy

>starc
>is actually a targaryan

for me it's the Long Stop

youtu.be/1PEkDhN7aVc

Yeah but Cook is mentally cooked, so he's okay.

>broad
>is actually quite thin

bairstow
>doesnt secretly have any bears held on his water vessel