/hoc/ Big benis Bulju

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Is this the power of Finnish women?

sens meme magic is out. whens the next coach comin in

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

POST YOUR BEER HERE

The cbj are elite

New thread when?

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>yfw you realized the Flames traded a FIRST (1st) round and TWO (2) SECOND (2nd) round picks for Travis "Help what am I doing here" Hamonic after he had RESCINDED HIS TRADE REQUEST

>yfw you realized Sam "18 year old Sam Bennett" Bennett has THREE (3) points in 22 games played

>yfw The Flames selected Mark 'THE BEST PLAYER IN THE DRAFT' Jankowski over Olli Maatta, Tanner Pearson, Jake McCabe, Chris Tierney, Jimmy Vesey, Shayne Gostisbehere, Colton Parayko, Frederik Andersen, Josh Anderson, Andreas Athanasiou, Jaccob Slavin, Connor Hellebuyck, Connor Carrick, Ben Hutton, Connor Miller and Colin Brown

>yfw the Flames traded a 2nd round pick for Sven "12 points in 10 games" Baertschi

>yfw when the Flames traded Granlund for a certified bust in Hunter Shinkaruk

PHLEGMS

This is the thread

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How bout them sabres?

CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?

We know Matt "Boeser's just lucky" Murray can't.

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What am I looking at?

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>twitter.com/AnaheimDucks/status/934636384479985664
So this just happened

t. soy boy who likes IPAs and acts like that's not a national brand.

I miss Juice

Bieksa is a really shitty defender now but he at least he can still fight

I'm aware. But I still love him. I hope the Canucks offer him a job in the organization after he retires, even if its just something dumb like PR or colour commentator.

>posting in early threads
hate to say it but /hoc/ has become reddit

impressive

i like new belgium

fat tire is great, for an amber

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Who the fuck thinks of Iceland brewing beer?

>its amazingly good

>tfw we can stave away suicide for now

night fuckers
maybe i'll actually sleep well after a win

>thing happens
>this thing triggers the user
>some other autist notices this
>now user 2 does this thing knowing user 1 will get blasted
Sounds like Sup Forums to me

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Tfw 8.4%

beer above 3.5% is reddit. just drink spirits at that point

No

And yet I bet you think anyone drinking spirits in the first place is reddit.

yes. wine is the patricians choice

>drinking anything but water
shameful display

Meat and potatoes

I like all 3. Depends on the mood I'm in. Basically I like being drunk.

Fleisch und Kartoffeln

Ah, hallo mein Freund. Ich lerne auch Deutsch. Ich mag die Canucks, Bier und dicke Fotzen

For me it's kings legends, Drew Doty and Shane Kopidor

>Toxic culture content with losing

But they have alot of fights so thats cool.

>"Jets are elite"
>Blown the fuck out by the Sharks
What did Winnipeg mean by this?

>anime

well it's a year too early to win the cup, they have to wait a year so the prediction will be accurate.

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hocky is a good sport

hows the hock lads

i like hocey

>imagine if your sport was so boring/irrelevant that you had to shitpost in other sports to be entertained.

/cric/ OUT. back to your containment thread.

absolutely adore hockey

>imagine following a sport in which banter and shitposting is part of the culture

what parts of india play hockey? kashmir?

Brampton

Entire country? We play the real hockey on grass.
I doubt anybody plays meme hockey even in the regions where it snows throught the year.

Oh you mean women's hockey

Who are all these SLUTS with bulju?

Hi /hoc/

>been sick since Thursday
>get off of work today and crash
>wake up, Golden Knights won 4-2
>they started Subban
>stole that faceoff snap to slapshot goal the Sharks did to them yesterday
>three goals back to back within a minute 42
Bless this team. I know it was just the Yotes, but this was still good.

Field hokkie is gay as fuck
>no fights
>no hits
>no awesome deking/puckhandling
>no big tournaments like the stan lee
>biggest international rivalry is the paki goat faggots vs the indian street shitters
>so boring it makes /cric/ look entertaining in comparison

Fuck off pahjeet

hearty kek
field hockey is the height of homo

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what is /hoc/'s opinion on the soyboy meme lads?

It's just cuck under a new brand name. Boring.

The what now?

Does /hoc/ agree that the Amerimutt meme is meme kino?

A poor man's version of the already pretty bad cuck meme. I wouldn't invest your meme stocks into it desu.

t.soyboy

No shart in mart is still better

Grass hockey isn't real hockey

Is this the cricket thread

Is this the field hockey thread

Yes

Absolutely not. Fuck no

I have to pee

Is this the ice addicts anonymous thread?

really despise cric posters
get out of my /hoc/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Countries that play field hockey: based, muscular and elite

Countries that play ice hockey: have to introduce scripted fights during games to keep up ratings, weaklings that need to play indoor because they can't handle the elements.

elite post

>be american
>shit on everyone for not being white
>turns out they're 56% white and falling
>can't handle their own banter
its glorious

Sup /hocric/
Join /rug/ RIGHT NOW

>need to play indoor

>Countries that play ice hockey
Rugged, full of vast northern wilderness and the solitude of the land. The last frontier for real men.

>Countries that play women's hockey
Lose wars to emu

>scripted fights to increase ratings

The number of fights in the nhl has gone down dramatically over the years and the league still has more viewership and revenue than any field hockey league in existence

For me, it's the Philadelphia Flyers.

Penguins look so cute when they huddle for warmth

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Why are 99% of American stadiums so shit? Imagine sitting at the back there with the seats being at such a shitty angle.

I need a team to supoort in NHL
which team has most desi players?

BASED

Do rest of worlders have stadiums as big as American stadiums?

>weaklings
>ice hockey

youtu.be/plvKlnguJVE

They're actually pretty good angles. We need big stadiums in the civilized world because people actually like sports here.

No team has desi players

I thought the oilers had a poo in loo player once upon a time

We have big stadiums

t.sits in a 4,174 arena

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who's winning?

Why are Canadians so American when they are part of the Muscular Commonwealth? They might as well just leave?