/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #24

Live
1st Test, England tour of Australia and New Zealand at Brisbane, Nov 23-27 2017

England
302 & 83/4 * (36 ov)

Australia
328
Day 4 Session 1: England lead by 57 runs with 6 wickets remaining
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Stumps
2nd Test, Sri Lanka tour of India at Nagpur, Nov 24-28 2017

Sri Lanka
205

India
312/2 * (98 ov)
Day 2: India lead by 107 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
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Live
Tour match, West Indies tour of New Zealand at Lincoln, Nov 25-27 2017

West Indies
451/9d

New Zealand A
113/5 * (32.3 ov)
Day 2: New Zealand A trail by 338 runs with 5 wickets remaining in the 1st innings

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=9ThkhpUDBzM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Use a toilet

the based euroking. best trip ever. people still seething years later

Bit smelly in here 2bh

Reminder once you're through with the pre-show that's the Ashes, come see some actual cricket that is Ind vs SL

what time is it in curry city?

Naan o'clock

>sri lanka after like 2013
>worth watching

your mum is here perhaps

>thread 24

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You cunts should have a sketch show lol

I unironically miss skrtlepower

Absolute mad cunt

will be rewarding indian threadcunt for his diligence by posting in this one

why is there never any sri lankans in Sup Forums? busy blowing tamils the fuck out?

Dunno why im laughing

Hi

kem

Ew

is there anything worse than yank advertisements? jesus CHRIST

i was keking at this even before i saw it was a 9 oclock pun. just imagining indians replaced numbers with indian foodstuffs

Match starts at 5:30
It's 5 pas 7 at the moment

>not listening to based Bumble and Agnew duo on TMS

Had about four posts I was saving for the new thread but now I've forgotten all of them lol

I'll have 1 Chicken Korma, 1 Pilau Rice, 1 Garlic Naan please Pajeet

lads do you say the outs first then score or the score first then outs

REMINDER that the CORRECT thread count is #21:

no. muh trucks
muh fast food
muh dick pills

why would you save posts for a new thread wtf

there was one during the golden days of /cric/
of course none of the summer of cricket channel 9 casuals will remember

Good boundary.

holy shit wasnt there a vid of him

what now

MOEEN
O
E
E
B

Outs first

Cumming < the Jimmy Anderson end
Storc > bread
Hazlenut < woakes
Gary > mo

pretty sure this is thread #26

THE SCORE FFS

WHO SAYS THE OUTS FIRST ARE YOU RETARDED

finna cringe

even worse since i bet you thought that was heaps funny and witty ay cunt lol

a pooing joke wouldve been funnier tbqh

America needs to get it's shit together and learn to write dates properly. None of this m/d/y nonsense.

>the chad Joe Root double fist review
>the beta virgin Smith limp fingers review

puts the female comm on first and then takes her off for the rest of the day kek

>chicken korma
absolutely babby curry
dhansak every time for me

Too thin for me desu

gain height before you ever @me again fucking simp

>poo thread

Is this what /cric/ has become?

yeah ur mum loves the dhansak too

t.dhan

>finna cringe
CRINGE

Theres no 25th month you goose

lead of 68

>NZ actually being funny
that's a new one

>Joe Root

There was lots from him. Try to find his YouTube (provided he hadn't deleted it).

Irony was he was a total chad.

Guess how I know you're coloured

we were desperate. it was at about post 509. people were losing their minds we had a riot on our hands

b8

Who /slav/ here? Am I the only one?

>POO IN LOO YOU DUMB CURRY CUNT

BEAUTY

get my ATAR result on december 16 lads
cunt's fucked

desu have been feeling we should put some unnecessary links in the OP

>non /asp/tards dont know the finna meme

kek

he was 6'6 and physically dominant

British gambling advertisements

>when you find Ford girl's nudes

FUCK YEAH.

Will Poot score a century?

out for 60

ubij se jebem ti mater

prefer camille kel desu

God, the woman is back on comms...

no

>the woman is back on commentary
post yfw

lmao walked out of English hour before, and applications too. Just

What kind of slav? Starc slav or Vladimir Putin slav

>tfw no chad sayers
>muh speed
>muh height

nevermind he can bowl unplayable deliveries at will.

>woman commentator again

HAHA time for this

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Will Poot is a cricketer m8.

lastmanstands.com/player-profile&userid=147614

where's the MAGA hat?

haha finna xd nigger speak

nah the yank pharmaceutical ones are absolutely insane

youtube.com/watch?v=9ThkhpUDBzM

I'm partial to the indian ones where they can't decide whether to use hindi or english as well

I have desktop notifications for replies enabled. Please can people reply to this post when there is a wicket?

ONLY REPLY WHEN THERE IS A WICKET. PLEASE DO NOT TROLL.

Okay

> tfw I literally got ELITE, HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR 99 ATAR

year 12 was ez lads

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is this the BBC stream?

>its a Root scores a 50 and gets out episode

Yawn, tired of this re-run

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Noted.

@79928461
>falling for this

epic post

I got As and Bs in history/english but full Cs for my maths, and in the ACT we have to do this thing called the AST which is a set of exams worth 20% of the overall mark so I literally have no idea what the final result will be

at least I graduated I guess

jelly desu

Last 2 digits is Root's score at dismissal.

Muslim

Is it Allison Mitchell?

She is good. Every single other female commentator I have ever heard is horrendous

ni hao

fuck cant find the vids

>MLP shit on 9Go!

STREAM?

full anglo m8

went to a school with chinks tho

I retired it

>this thread triggers the Threadautist
amusing to see you throw hissy fits

KP has a really girly voice, never heard him speak before

OFFICIAL EX PLAYER COMMENTARY RANKINGS

1. Swann
2. Gilly
3. Boycott (as long as you tell him he's no. 1)

POWERGAP

1001. Ponting
1002. Tuffers

MASSIVE POWERGAP

9001. Boycott (when someone isn't paying him attention)
9002. Vaughan