Give it to me straight

Give it to me straight.

Give it to me now Sup Forums.

He's not going to win, is he.

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hillary plant

Too early to tell.It's really going to come down to the debates, VP picks, and who's the better campaigner in the fall.

This one time

at my school camp a bunch of kids shoved a broomstick up this other kids arsehole

we joked that he would enjoy it cause he's a faggot

the joke turn serious quickly when i realized

3 kids were holding down this little fuckboi who is screaming for his life while another kid slowly shoved the stick deeper and deeper inside him

the moment lingered in space and time

there was a collective shock into another stream of consciousness

we all stared at each other with almost disbelief, why were we doing this again?

he ended up in hospital with internal bleeding, and we all got expelled and put in juvie hall
to this day i still don't know what possessed us us, it was a such a giggling high when we started planing it

He never was.

Rubio was the only Republican candidate who could've beaten Hillary.

Hitlery is the villain, and we all know villains have plot armour.

And that broomstick is still not as big as this shitpost.

I don't think he ever wanted to win. It's just limelight and publicity.

If you notice, he's not actually doing anything about his slumping poll numbers.

He's not even targeting the states he needs in order to win.

Thanks Australia.

Get a new meme already

It doesn't look like it at this current point, but there is still plenty of time until November. Wouldn't be the first time someone polling second instead won.

>slumping

haven't new polls been coming out with a deteriorating lead for Hillary? I heard she only had like a 6 point lead now.

True,
his actions and his momentum changed radically at the moment he got the nomination.

It makes it more believable that he is Clinton's ally. After all, they were buds in the past.

I wonder (((who))) is behind this post

You fucking morons keep saying this like being the president isn't the epitome of being in the limelight.

Nope. Kasich and Cruz were also guaranteed to beat Hillary. Literally everyone but Trump.

The game is rigged. Trump and Clinton are a team.

Well that would be fraud... and they would both go to prison...

Except that shill is above the law

And? It's also a job one must perform.

There's still a chance if he changes his campaign strategy. He has already secured the angry redneck vote, now is the time to focus on anti-globalist leftists (including Bernouts) and black people, to either sway them or convince them to stay home/vote for a third party.

>Except that shill is above the law
After today's announcement, that should be clear as day.

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5 last i saw and after the FBI making it clear she is above the law i can see Trump gaining quite a bit for a while as long as he doesn't do something stupid.

I'm sure he'll come out of this with a talk-show, but he HAD a multi-billion dollar "extravagant luxury" brand and that's kind of been thrown out the window now that half his consumer base hates him and he put his name on everything he owns. Sure he has an ego, but he's also a businessman.

He's in too deep to back out now, he's going to give it everything he's got. He's just having trouble getting funding (not even HE can self-fund a general election; he might have a 4 Billion dollar net worth, but those aren't liquid assets).

>He's not going to win, is he.
~says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time~

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Trump unequivocally won yesterday. The fbi tells the public that hillary is guilty as he'll but above the law. That is like throwing cracked infused red meat to the Republican voters and pushes reasonable independents to the right. It also enrages the already angry Bern victims.

This will create chaos and violence in Philly which will push women towards the strong man. The hillary voters don't know it yet but she was BTFO hard yesterday.

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It's British Virgin Islands dumbass.

>he's going to give it everything he's got

When's he going to start doing that, do you think?

Are you implying that he didn't have to work to get to where he's at now? I doubt he minds hard work and this is probably the best chance he'll ever get to immortalize his name which is what he's really after.

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after the convention obviously. He still needs to get Paul Ryan assassinated cause that fucktard is ruining his own party.

nice proxy austraslia

Yes, of he course he's going to win. No way we're going to elect that cunt Hillary.

get jill on the ballot and give all the bernouts an excuse not to vote for $hillary y'all

He's doing back-room meetings, trying to get a team together, trying to get the normal Republican warchest group backing him financially. The problem is he's woefully unprepared for a general election campaign (he doesn't know what he's doing, but he's not supposed to, the candidate is supposed to bring the message, not decide when and where and how to campaign) and Republicans are still extremely skeptical about him so he doesn't have the resources. But after the RNC it will drive home that Trump IS the Republican candidate and he's their only shot at beating Hillary (and that it's a REAL shot, even if he's not favored) you'll start seeing some real coordination.

By the votes, he will. He's got more votes than any Republican ever. Hillary got fewer votes this year than when she lost the nomination eight years ago.

>the twist

OP took the broom.

>the only poll that's accurate, rasmussen, shows trump ahead
>"he can't win...can he?"

t. increasingly nervous man

Trump is not real.

He sucks the Israel dick.

Oh yeah he's screwed. The things he's doing now that are getting him savaged in the media are the same things that got him the nomination. Different group of voters is required to win the election.

Now he's saying Saddam Hussein was really great compared to what we have now, is it true? Maybe, but saying it is stupid. He just keeps saying stupid shit. It's gonna be a landslide.

Hillary's "popularity" is completely media based I've never met a supporter in Florida. She will pull the democrats or nothing people but I think its going to be a Trump landslide victory.

Actually Hillary is a Trump plant.

She already lost once - she morally has no problem losing a 2nd time.

>He's not going to win, is he.

Only if he picks an establishment liberal VP. Which is seeming like a likely possibility.

Cruz couldn't beat Hillary I don't think. He's too extremist, Trump is more capable than him since he is better at pivoting and having more "centrist" views, whatever you want to define centrist as.

Bernouts and Blacks are going to go to Hillary most likely

>He's not going to win, is he.

And you are correct.
America is now a post law nation.
Trump's can't win with the policy hoping to secure the border, enforce immigration, and protect its citizen from terrorist.
No body in America wants that.
None

Hillary is only ahead by like 4 or 5 points right now, the debates haven't started, I think when the debates start Hillary won't be able to go 5 minutes without having a mental break down.

Here's what could happen to ENSURE our victory:
>Make Ad's bashing Hillary on big sites such as Youtube
>Begin protesting at Hillary rallies, causing as much disruption as possible, Bernie supporters could probably help us out with that
>Spread the word, videos are a MAJOR key in this election, voters now a days don't even have the attention span to read an article, show them this video: youtube.com/watch?v=EYFobbWrGPw
>This election is not really based on facts anymore, there are already too many liberal dumb asses who refuse to listen to facts and events, this election is based on who you like more. Find ways to convert shills, show them who Hillary really is
>Next time, you guys should check where Hillary's next rally is, then create a Sup Forums thread, everyone from that state should then go to the rally and protest. Do Sup Forums meet-ups and attack Hillary.

You guys will get no where sitting on this site doing nothing. TAKE ACTION.

She will get some but hardly the number Obama pulled.

Primaries are not the same as a general election

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>Shillary will be indicted! Dubs wills it! Kek will not allow her

>Hillary literally has the FBI say she is above the law

>maybe if we rally disenfranchised voters we could win after we alienated all of them

I hope Trump wins but at this point it's hopeless. The right's greatest ally against Hillary were Bernouts, and they alienated them.

This election is a fucking shitstorm, nobody knows for sure what will happen but violence and disenfranchisement is guaranteed.

Good luck making madam president look bad during a civil uprising.

Idek if she'll pull a larger number with younger women like Obama pulled, or even more latinos, but I think she will be able to contain the Obama coalition with his help on the campaign trail.

let them have their fun gonna be great when the next set of polls come out and she loses any "lead" she had because of the email fiasco and they all start panicking

Blacks are ALL going to Hillary. They hated Sanders, hate Trump, and love Bill Clinton. Well the 66% of them that aren't convicted felons, anyway.

A size-able chunk of Bernouts will throw protest votes for Jill Stein or will just stay home.

HILLARY IS GOING TO WIN

She is going to take your guns
She is going to take your weed
She is going to take your BURGER

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Yeah cause so many Democrats really care about a years-old scandal with no charges

Unplug from Fox News already, no one gives a shit about it

NO NOT MY BURGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>Independents don't exist

I'm pretty confident in saying she will not pull any of the numbers for any minority or women. She is not a likable person and it is clear. She doesn't have some secret layer to hide it either she is just a very unlikable person and it shows so brightly. Let's just say if any lead you have is completely based on how bad your opponent is and not on herself it is not a good sign because when the RNC bands together, which they will, Trump will start hitting a lot harder and with more coordination.

I think I'm slowly beginning to understand the difference between Australian and Canadian shitposting.

Their shitposting is much more verbose, often forms a narrative and many times quickly shifts into absurdism. Canadian style shitposting is more about subverting perspective into a contradictory one that's both succinct, and yet inflammatory. It's more about ridiculing the self (the Eternal Canadian knows in his heart that his entire existence is a joke) while angering others in the process. Justin Trudeau himself is a grandmaster of this, he wouldn't be our Prime Minister otherwise. I think these styles of shitposting are more derived from our upbringing of watching Kids in the Hall, SCTV and other influential styles of Canadian humour, I'm not sure where the Australian style comes from but I enjoy it. It appears to be based primarily on subverting expectation.

Both are truly necessary to keep the harmony of Sup Forums in balance.

haha can't wait for next week shill

Wow the anglosphere really is fucking full of itself

>i think i understand australian shitposters.
>responds to New Zealand bro

fuck sake.

Yes, noone cares she was shown to be lying through her teeth, and best case scenario is too dumb to understand email

Nope, he isn't.

Why is Ron Paul President Yet?

>The right's greatest ally against Hillary were Bernouts, and they alienated them

The right did no such thing, least of all Trump who openly welcomed them. It's the left that alienated Bernouts by dismissing them as a bunch of ignorant schoolkids who won't vote anyway.

It's true that students are an unreliable base, but you don't deal with that by saying, "Oh, well, I don't need you anyway."

It's too early to say, Hilary is getting shilled hard by the estabilishment and Bernie sold his soul to her, but we're still not sure his supporters will roll with it.
At this point the deciding factor will be the "neutral" votes, Hilary's lead won't mean anything if Trump manages to get those votes.
Also pools at this point aren't reliable because Trump has been depicted like the devil and saying you support him is like admitting you like child pornography or some shit, so most people will stay silent or lie.
Personally I believe he's going to win, being a clown is about the only bad thing you can say against him, Hilary on the other hand has so much shit on her it's going to be a walk in the park to demolish her image.

The Bernouts weren't seriously going to vote for Trump (sure he shares their view on like ONE issue, but he goes against everything they """stand for""""), they were just making an idle threat to try and blackmail the left to elect Sanders. But by the same token a very large chunk of them hate Hillary and will legitimately never vote for her.

Why not just hold the election now instead of November? I think we waited long enough. I want the memes to end.

Jesus Leaf. The difference between Australian shitposting and Leafposting is that Aussies are funny and Leaves just shit up boards.

Take your picture for example. An Aussie would joke about how Trump is doing a Pepe impersonation while looking the same way as the Jew to his left. A Leaf would say, "OMG Drumpf BTFO, thank allah for women voters."

So can someone explain to me why he has been laying low since he got the nomination?

It's been 2 months now and he's barely said nor done anything.

Is he waiting until the RNC to fire up his campaign machine?

Political views don't matter to most Americans. They just do what the media tells them to think and most of those who don't are more concerned with the way Trump behaves.

If the media went all out, there's no way in hell he would ever win the nomination, but I believe this was the plan all along: nominate the only candidate that Hillary can actually beat. If he somehow wins, do everything to paralyze the government, which in case of USA is easy, since your government's account balance is -500 billion, blame the resulting crisis on Trump so Hillary wins the next election. If he loses, Hillary will be given anything she needs to make big things happen. I expect racism to be punishable by death by 2030.

And trees aren't firewood.

Yep, and Saddam Hussein got the key to the city of Detroit and was considered one of America's greatest. We all know that if you are friends with someone 30 years ago, nothing can break that bond you kike shill.

Nobody really gives a shit about what is said right now, the conventions haven't even happened. What matters is what is said in September/October/November. The only reason Shillary is continuing on her slam campaign right now is because she is bloated with banker and mafia money, as well as getting her campaign travels covered by taxpayers thanks to King Nigger. She is just shit talking, and her excessive shit talking just shows how afraid she really is of losing. Trump will just come out in the debates and go "Oh, you are still here? I thought you would be busy dodging another scandal tonight".

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The media has been going all out against Trump you Ottoman rape baby, and I am not even incluslding the hundreds of millions of dollars political opponents spend on ads against him.

If he keeps giving the enemy easy pickings like
>Saddam Hussein was bro-tier
he's gonna fuck himself over.

>The right did no such thing,

I agree with you that the left has continually treated Bernouts like cash cow and alienated them, but Trump did his fair share as well, as early as his announcement.

He should have shown some reason but instead he chose to base his campaign around Mexico and "what they're bringing".
He could have pulled votes from every demographic if he talked about Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Libya, and Afghanistan, and how we shouldn't be there.
But he chose to center his campaign on wall building and Mexico. And China, who sells the average nu-males consumer electronics on a barista salary.

He had all the right ideas but failed in execution.

And the excuses begin.

Will you be buying a copy of his book "How I Almost Made America Great But The Big Bad Liberal Media Stopped Me"? Out in time for Christmas, probably ghost writer is working on it at this very moment.

>getting her campaign travels covered by taxpayers thanks to King Nigger

this one really fucking pisses me off

I don't think I've seen a president do this before. If republicans did this liberals would be talking about it non-stop on every media platform.

WHAT THE FUCK, THE BROOMSTICK BOYS?

Saddam did nothing wrong.

It's best to lay low right now. The convention still needs to happen.

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not a chance. sorry bud

Good job address absolutely nothing I said, kike.

>2 shekels have been deposited in your account.

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I don't think so. I think he should have kept the talking points exclusively on the muslim threat. Then he could have won. But targetting the mexicans made him lose.

>He could have pulled votes from every demographic if he talked about Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Libya, and Afghanistan, and how we shouldn't be there.

He did talk about how Iraq was a mistake, foreign intervention is costing us big league, etc.

>He had all the right ideas but failed in execution.

Most popular primary republican candidate IN. HISTORY.

Realistically, the media played us like a fiddle. They knocked out the most viable candidates in the primaries so that they could play the election as being about muh wymmynzz and muh peepulz of culourzz.

The media knows Trump is going to be easy to paint as a bigot, and normies still fear being called bigots, so they will be able to cruise Hillary into the White House. Let's just be glad that Tumblr: the candidate didn't win the Dem nomination.

australians are funny and canaidians couldnt be funny if their lives depended on it

hehe faux news poopy face xdddd!!

Both Presidential Nominees will be under indictment by November and nobody will know what to do.

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his clinton speech was too specific and too accurate to give any validity to the plant theory post-speech, if it had been less specific and if immediately after the media had debunked it point by point instead of ignoring the meat of it and focusing on trivial points this theory might still have legs but it doesn't

your perspective on this is all wrong. maybe at this point he doesn't want it but that's only because he's engaging in the realm of politics from a position of strict honest interaction and pure dumb philosophy. He's been brutalized every single step past the point where he died as a novelty candidate which was ridiculously exactly at the moment he won the primary. He was treated roughly before in language but now it's real and they're going for his throat in every way possible, his business was damaged before but now they're going after his entire life and even his character in a more serious and dangerous way.

I think this slump in his campaign is a literal indication of his personal trepidation of dealing with this kind of universally hostile media and political class for four or eight years of his late life. remember after manafort was hired he went on meet the press and talked about the infighting in the campaign after his arrival and chuck todd asked him "who is running this campaign now?", he laughed and answered seriously "donald trump runs this campaign" then later the panel marveled at the novelty of how that could actually be true this election? We're seeing something entirely new here, this is a campaign for president run on the shoulders and whim of the candidate. Nobody is putting him anywhere or making him say anything, he rises or falls entirely on his own interaction with the people which is going to be spurious and volatile right up until election day.

do normies still shit on fox? do normies shit on cnn or msnbc?

He's already won. The dems are freaking the fuck out.

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goddamn thats fucked up