/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4

An HSP edition

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #22

Eng 302 & 6-182
AugGods 328

/cric/'s fixation with IQ tests is really telling

>a hsp lad BTFO

Why the fuck is Smith bowling?

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THREAD CUNT BTFO AGAIN KEK

Based Howard

Based Johnny, our greatest prime minister

Anyone else find it hilarious when Starc tries to give these lil offhand sledges to English batsmen?

AYCH
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Finally a good post

starc is one of the worst bowlers ever

Get the fuck out.

imagine having a containment thread because they can't handle it in the match thread

Who wins lads?

REAL THREAD WITH CORRECT THREADCOUNTER

PLEASE MIGRATE IMMEDIATELY

Wouldnt mind Johnson right now desu

*reports to AFP*

Have fun m8 :)

Because the quicks are either shit or tired and Gaz just bowled 20 overs so he is giving Gaz a break.

Smith is chucking Tbh

We need Warne to come into the commentary and call Starc a soft cunt.

statistically & factually wrong.
But that's OK :-)

This is embarrassing

Rugby union.

7/185

England btfo

england need 42 more to win

STORK

ABSOLUTELY AND TRULY BTFO

hahaha yeah, find it even more hilarious when he bowls them

this commentary is shit

based jimmy brayshaw had so much excitement for a wicket

>Howard thread
>instant out

BASED JOHNNY

GETTING OUT TO A SLAVSHIT

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ANGLOS BTFO

kek pathetic

>walks down the pitch and stares down the batsmen
>acne scarred face flickering in the sun

why would anyone be intimidated?

>yfw it's legally a pistol

>WOKE

Wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago but this game is on a tightrope

I only want Australia to win just to piss off RC.

>threadcunt BTFO

Should be thread 23 you fucking spastic

Threadcunt needs to save his autism to shit up /tennis/ again

Englands cooked mate just call it a night

>brainlets will argue about this

same

REMINDER THIS IS THREAD 23, NEXT THREAD IS 24

I know threadautist, I fucked up. Just fix it in the next one.

Not like your precious counter even matters

Just saw the Ali dismissal. Why are we such cheats fellow Aussies? we are better than these pommy cunts, why resort to cheating.

Anyone in Auckland used Ubereats before? Makes me nervous.

Need to get Cummins on to make Broad have to change his undies.

why was he crying?
only serious replies

proxy off

what nationality is the 3rd umpire?

Bets for when autistic thread cunt will make the next thread, 488 posts in?

Why did kuwaja look so depressed when woakes got out

>Caring about a thread counter

signsofautism.jpg

He's a kiwi according to cricinfo

Your mum was crying when I left her this morning, son.

poo in loo btfo

>line literally expanding from the edges

200 and it’s a game lad

poo peelander

KFC lost its halal certification

[b]PSA:[/b] This is the wrong thread. Please see:

He hit someone in the helmet and got hughsie flashbacks

If its the same sperg from a few years ago when I last posted here, he will start posting them at 450, sometimes even less.

he hit Eoin Morgan on the helmet and he reacted pretty badly.

This was after Phil Hughes so he was kinda sensitive.

is this /bundes/?

love when poms have a whinge

If Stuart Broad was a piece of infrastructure designed to facilitate the transport of vehicles he would be Stuart Road

Poopeelia's greatest ally

So whenever they speak?

*rains and is wet weather so you can hang out in classrooms*

does this need an upgrade lads?

The /cric/ XI

1. Threadcunt
2. Krazykrejza (opening bowler)
3. Trinibro
4. Mackaybro
5. Trump Hat Guy
6. Saxon
7. Pakime
8. Devvo cunt (1st change bowler)
9. Gatecunt (other opening bowler
10. Daniel (swingbabby bowler, designated nightwatchman)
11. Wankush (keeper)

Coach: Goosey
Cheerleader: Jynn
Owner: Reality Check
Major sponsor: KFC
Home cricket ground: North Dalton Park in /gong/

Paine's glovework has been exceptional other than that tough dropped catch. Been pleasantly surprised.

what's the point of new zealand?

should be part of tasmania

ok, hes not even behind the blue line, let alone the red. his shoe is really far forward.

If Stuart Broad was a CGI mouse he'd be Stuart Little.

like the will smith/IS X related to gimmicks but not fond of this ONE BIT

Barstool should bat at 5 desu

>Daniel not opening

based goosey

>foot is not behind white crease line when bails are removed
>correctly given out
>poms complain
You know this whole whinging pom thing might not just be a meme. It might be true.

P O O
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If Stuart Broad was a promiscuous woman he would be Stuart Broad

STORC

"aw nice"
"RIGHT TO HIM"

cheers lad

>Spooning it straight to the man at short 3rd man
time to retire

Daniel was bullied out 2 years ago and devvo cunt was bullied out this year by yours truly.

Whats his banter like?

8/194

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Fucks sake time for some biffing

I'm back cunts

>shitstone

lol brown dog up ya red dog

ah nice another homebabby ashes it is

FUCK SAKE BAIRSTOW

Time for work my pommie friends

Reminded that this match is unironically not over and that you are literally SEETHING.

ffs englel you had the match