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i choose the rare russian thread desu

me behind the camera

God I wish I was a balloon

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Russian thread best thread

i unironically like russia even if you forced us into the orange retard in white house

thanks, y-you too

I have literally never seen a hockey game in my life

Where do I start?

try turning on the TV next time

Nah

Also check em

this is the real thread. please do not use fake early threads

>this is the real thread.

okay

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the bruins are back baby

hockey

>another shootout

>jesper BRAAAAAAAAAP

>MFW Flyers
Gimme the news doc, am i gonna make it to Christmas?

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>trying to be mean

have you seen how I 'm treated here?

>another coin toss loss

If dedmonton loses now and to Arizona at tuesday will they finally give up and decide to get rid of the veteran core? Not that any other team would take someone like Lucic without salary retaining.

how bad do the boilers get shit on tonight?

>rags

>cantpucks

>x player is a pp babby

what does that even mean?
PP happens, teams score

and not all of his goals and assists are during PP

>wojtek wolski

I don't know him

>the nhl is in yet another big transition where players that wouldn’t have been able to be effective before now are, cause of the lack of hitting in open ice and no more heavy stick play defensively.

and players who wouldn't be able to make it in the 70s were playing in the 50s and are engraved in the Stanley Cup. Plus he's young and can adapt

You bring literally every ounce of it on yourself

whats this, a screencap for ants?

no, it's just that two or three of you shit up the thread, then return to /nfl/

lads, what colors should the 32nd NHL team have?

what i mean is, he is a subpar 5v5 player and scores a lot on the pp, most of them garbage goals

Something with dark purple.

green and gold

brown and pink

Orange and yellow

pink and purple

thanks doc

Depends where its located

WHATS A COMPUTER

Hey, you guys told me Tampon Gay was a good team. Didn't do much when we didnt have >finnish goaltending

No one cares about you Hal

you are just trying to bait me

>when the Islels win the Stan Lee, get the Belmont arena, and Tavares signs for $9.1m aav for the rest of his career

hi guys

lvf dream

the bruins will defeat the oilers despite missing 3 of their top 9 forwards

>Boston and ducks wins a cup and then skid off the cliff like Thelma and Louise

>la, Chicago, pens win cups and are still competitive

Behaving yourselves? You do NOT want a repeat of yesterday.

what happened yesterday? i was here all day.

>cantpucks

Are you mad that I got the first post in the latest /cric/ thread?

idk what you mean

i remember an arab bong came in here and got absolutely REKT by big /hoc/ cock.

recent times have led brown-skins to develop an inflated sense of self-value, a cultural sociopathy that cause them to have an exagerrated sense of pervasiveness, when in reality, the noble white man just does not want to be disrespectful of the boastful jungle man, as a father does not doubt the farfetched dreams of his son. the offensive jungle man and his absurd ‘sport’ is welcome among the noble whites, yes.

Reminder:
Do not give /cric/ posters (you)s. Their sport is such shit they have to come into /hoc/ threads to find any sort of entertainment in life.

/hoc/ thought it would be a good idea to raid /cric/. This backfired massively when /cric/ raided back. /cric/ caused so many tear and pain with our combined bants and shitposting expertise it was unbelievable. As you can see by the lack posts itt /hoc/ is still reeling from the attack.

wtf is /cric/? lmao

A """sport""" for """people""" who defecate on public streets

i genuinely do not know what /cric/ is and don’t care

It only takes one autistic poster to "raid" a general in Sup Forums. Most generals don't move that fast so if some aussie shit poster wants to, he can.

what is /cric/

pasta, back of the net. refpuck giving le star team a gift pp to tie up though

What the fuck was that Klefbom? Do swedes just not know how to play defense anymore?

/cric/ raided /hoc/?

/cric/ is fun

Legit slew foot.

Offense is the new defense.
Should have got offensive minded swedish defenders tbf.

fact

Thanks for the support

why arent the laffs the best in the league then?

Canes

But the only two are taken. Besides, name the last time an offensive swede defender contributed to a cup winning team.

>Borgman
>offensive powerhouse
Eeehhh, what?

Boston's ice is so bad. Really makes for a boring game desu.

no problem

Did someone call for the doctor?

you’re retarded

GM's just haven't cought up yet. But what Karlsson did with Ottawa last season proves it beyond a doubt.

(I want you to have the last (you)

REPTANDO
POR MI PIEL

i don't think this actually happened

let’s go bruins!! :3

This is utterly false /cric/ is a bunch of faggots who came here unprovoked. No one cared; they left.

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Nice

She's cute, what's her name?

i’ll go between his legs for goal of the year candidate lol

>her

Iunno but i need more.

it's still our year

Not without consent!

thats jenny flowers

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Lightning desu

Good post
>disknee bowl desu

it's kind of fucked up that the coilers are this bad, and will continue to be bad due to cap space. it's like their only solution will be to trade away german guy for a top dman, it's not like anyone wants guys like lucic

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bruins missing marchand, backes, bjork, spooner.. pretty significant for them. no reason oilers should be playing like this.

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Those /nfl/ fags keep posting this shit, anyone up for a raid??

>not watching the Grey Cup