/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND DAY 4 (Pretty much stumps)

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #20

Eng 302 & 195
AusGods 328 & 0-112

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boy

Black Friday sales a meme here?

Who's winning?

reminder to post in the /hoc/ thread

So whose career did Gary destroy?

pokemon

got ammos preseason tomorrow lads

is steve smith a good name, thats the name i was given at birth

Stop the thread counter you autists

Threadcunt on pooicide watch

56 runs

I want to fuck Starc

Whoevers made these last couple of threads has been intentionally fucking up the counter to piss off threadautist senpai

>turnbull visiting chinkwood

based beanflicker

Who's the David Warner of test cricket?

looks kind of like britney spears

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Imagine being English

is this my poosonality now

tits or gtfo

good for games my friends say

mommy... milkies...

Feels good being the GOAT cricketing (and sporting in general) nation on earth.

Sports will be played between whom?

I was never a massive fan of tits until I just saw this video omg

imagine dying in a cemetery lads

DUBBLE DIZHITS

100%

Little Daniel's getting chased around the house by my bigger, black cat. He's getting dominated more than usual tonight

nah

based Gregory

>put on waiting list for MCG waiting list at birth by dad
>get my offer at 17
>Mum opens the letter before I get home from school
>throws it out because it would be a "waste of money"

Still livid 7 years later lads

What are her boobs like?

Just got on the list as a birthday gift this year.

Will be sick when I’m 45!

Game will probably be over before I wake up tomorrow lads

>mfw 90% of the MCC never shows up for gamea

Prediction on target, as usual.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_Axis_victory_in_World_War_II

>All these coconuts partying 10 mins from my house

LMAO

BASED SOUF WEST SYDNEY

I'm sure you could've contacted and you can see your enrollment online dumbcunt

>t.liar

I can't imagine dying bro, haven't experienced it yet.

Considering a Starc bodypillow

Nice quip you fucking loser

howling at all the coconuts who got btfo at thugby tonight

Didn't really think about that Tbh, it's not like I had the money to pay for it myself anyway

lost my fuckbuddy 2 weeks ago lads

she was fucking nuts but the sex was good because she was nuts

its a strange feel

@79935068
give me attention boys teehee

>@79935068
freshcunt

she died or you just dont fuck anymore?

>falling for it
freshie

>giving (You)s to attention whores
Low level.

if anyone ever dared to call me a soyboy irl I'd heem them through a brick wall

we dont fuck anymore. shes manic as fuck and branchswung to some new guy. its no biggie but the sex was crazy.

das too bad bro

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

Imagine being struck by lightning

It's all too easy.

her crazy was starting to rub off on me so its for the best

in what way

im a very cool cucumber and her emotional shit was starting to make me less cool and more emotional

i entered her frame lads, im sorry but its true

are you me? lost my bbw fuck bud 2 weeks saturday. Only fucked a couple times but puss tight

bruh

we're all hear to mourn lad. i hope you've been having your daily frustration wanks and aren't contacting her

just had a great Biryani lads, time for a cheeky nap.

A whole lot of posts just got deleted from this thread and the old one. Guess what the common theme was.

Hint: Rhymes with goy.

Wonder why that would be deleted from a sports board hey

OH VEY

SEETHING numale soUy boy

trying not to wank but hard, only fugged six times this year in total

Give it a rest idiot.

Just have a wank or you'll cum too easily next time you fuck

chirp chirp

fuck off cricket

Cricket is gay lol

i jerk twice before a fug and smell the Kleenex

I wish.

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Was it a beef biryani?

pork

hate pork

>t. khawajar

Only thing the Jews were right about.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=JX0zS6BZiQg

Is this what English people are like?

>t. kaffir

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takes about two weeks of regular jerking to desensitise my dick

if you beat before you still pop early? being early sucks man literally have to beat meat to where i can almost not feel my dick

Why not just be celibate?

THICC

Alastair is cranially Cooked

I will half the time and I won't the other half

if I jerk off regularly I can last 30+ minutes so that's always preferable

Really hope we get some hot Carribbean girls visiting for the tour

Right is better.

might try some when I'm in India next year

this

West Indians never travel to away series, most don't even show up to their home games these days