Are you doing anything fun this weekend?

Are you doing anything fun this weekend?

No.
Fun is for children.

No, endless boredom and suffering.

nah, last weekend was fun weekend

...

Depends on whether my suicide attempt goes as planned or not.

nothing as fun as your pic but I'll probably play some video games with my bro

My friends will come over and we will play board games and get drunk.

I finally end the first period of exams. I'll probably go party next weekend

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Attending Jom Kippur in my Synagogue, fasting all Friday evening and whole Saturday and it's my fucking birthday

apparently i'm going to the theater with as a second date with a girl

kill yourself

good luck, i tried that once (and allowed myself to drink), it was hell

I'm going to a foreign country with my girlfriend

R A R E
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I won't even drink. Fun.
I will get shitfaced as soon as Jom Kippur ends

gonna smoke some cigars while drinking quality whisky in my summer cottage

I'm going to my cousin's daughter's 3rd birthday party.

And my high school friend came back from out of town. Even though we haven't talked in many months, he's literally my only friend I think (everyone lives far away and I don't use facebook). Maybe we'll go to the bar and get a beer and catch up. We should try to hit on girls there, but I'm no good at that, and I don't think he would just ditch me.

What did you drink? A weekend on only beer is easy mode.

i want to go to the times when i was tapping underages.

Truer words have never been spoken.