OFFICIAL SOUTHAMPTON v EVERTON MATCH THREAD

After their Goodison Park embarrassment at the hands of Atalanta, the Toffees's dismal season somehow managed to get worse. David Unsworth's lads are therefore fortunate to be playing another under-performing side in the Saints, who have still not produced under Mauricio Pellegrino.

Kick-off at 1:30pm.

Memehampton: Forster; Soares, van Dijk, Hoedt, Bertrand; Davis (c), Hojbjerg; Tadic, Boufal, Ward-Prowse; Austin.
>Subs: McCarthy, Yoshida, McQueen, Long, Lemina, Redmond, Gabbiadini.

Neverton: Pickford; Kenny, Keane, Jagielka (c), Baines; Schneiderlin, Gueye; Lennon, Sigurdsson, Mirallas; Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Robles, Williams, Ramirez, Rooney, Vlasic, Lookman, Baningime.

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SJ

Remember when you liked football and didn't watch it simply because you had nothing better to do?

Southampton will win.
>Moyes

not really.. but really noticed last int break how reliant I am on regular football injections, without really enjoying it

This match is bursting with potential to be extremely boring

>don't stop believing playing at st mary's
lel

Will the cripple offense of Southampton be able to overcome the literally no defense of Neverton?

Looking for Unsy to cement his place as favourite for the Everton manager's job today.

how many will gylfi score today?

0

More than Hojbjerg

Are Everton losing yet?

>442 with mirallas up front and gylfi out wide
wtf unsy?

Everton is always losing even if the score doesn't show it yet

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Is that a junkie on the right?

Recommend me a kino lads

How has Sandro been, there was a lot of 'bargain of the season la' before the season started?

>neverton

>lelverton

>neverton

>neverton

fantastic attack but get the fuck back into position quicker kenny

In Bruges, has some great cinematography, fantastic score and some pretty funny writing. It's a dark European comedy.

Also

> neverton btfo

>poverton

MERSEY BILLIONAIRES. WE'RE GONNA BUY THE LEAGUE LA

>everton

>neverton
what a surprise

Who's the next coach in everton list?

Ancelotti

Am a punter who makes his living betting against Neverton

AMA

Everton or West Ham to go down

Pick 1

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>Everton could realistically stay up

What are you lads having for Sunday lunch?

Both + Palace

Can I pick both?

>Everton could realistically win a game

>implying Swans isn't going down

>Pooney can't even start for a relegation team now

Damn...

>Everton could realistically score a goal

>Everton

NEVERton

>everton's only lb is ded
>souton have already been targeting their right wing with boufal and cedric

The utter state of this.

>everton are so shit that pooney will probably retire at the end of this season

>ashley williams
everton giving up then

>Everton could realistically complete a pass

lel

pretty sure charlie austin is a queer, when I went to a QPR match I sat close to the bench and he kept giving me the eye the whole time with a little smirk on his face

oh an gylfi deeper than keane and baines too

This is the clear sign of a manager who has no idea what he's doing.

Everton are a fucking laughing stock. Whoever takes the job will have to be desperate, retarded, or offered a huge stack of cash.

Seen it, good movie

fucking lmao

> Everton " attacking "

>Whoever takes the job will have to be desperate, retarded, or offered a huge stack of cash.
HE'S FACKIN' BACK

>Neverton

>you're now aware that everton have no defenders on the bench

would be laughing, but hate seeing gylfi like this

double life of veronique

>rooney being played at CB
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>friend taking pity on everton

commentators on five live actually sound embarassed to watch this kek

>He swing his arm
It's handball.

>no penalty
Even the ref is showing pity

Is this from todays game?

Can't blame them, it's like watching a disabled kid getting beaten up.

Try " Trainspotting " Scottish dark comedy about drug addicts.

STREAMS?

>Everton could realistically get relegated

>when you manage to be even worse than >moyes

Unsworth looks like he waits for the off-licence to open every morning.

>Everton could do something of significance

>unswoyes

this is what you get for spending 200m on mediocre shit

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>not >moyesworth

Nah it was from they got dicked 5-2 by Dynamo Kiev a few season ago.

Going to have to give in bruges another watch now, great film

might need to switch over to the icelander who is actually performing in the pl now... getting too depressed here

I'm going to change your life sen pai

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Another great European adventure for the lads.

> Everton fans

why were the bbc so intent on pushing the unsworth meme when koeman got fired? did unsworth pay them off?

Tried it and half of them were shite, got a decent ace from it

o my days what a goal

Hope you didn't turn over just yet.

BASED SIGGY

Navisport always works flawlessly but it's only 520p.

(You)

Thanks looks good

Seen it as well, not 2 though.

Has a caretaker manager ever been /SackedInTheMorning/ ?

Lovely goal

I think they enjoy the fairytale of him being apart of the team that won their last trophy

FUCK YEAH

wathing both

Jói hit the bar at the exact same time.. was weird

Crazy how lucky Everton are, really makes you think

>Siggy bailing out a relegation contender

The board knew what they were doing when they bought him.

West Broms one, steve clarke

Billy McKinlay at Watford was caretaker in all but name

Ip Man is quite good if you are into martial arts films. Although it is in Mandarin iirc, so you will need to find a subtitled version.

>liverpool fan managing to be bitter about everton given the state they're in
Obsessed much?