/F1/ - ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX RACE THREAD 3

Bottas wins lol

BORING RACE

Worst race of the year

Onlywatching for chloe

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RIP RIC

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NEW LOGO WHERE

nth för Flörsch

Who hasn't pitted y et?

russia was worse

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Our only hope is a nice Kimi-Verstappen battle.

Digits for cheeky gimi win

LOL at the one marshall telling the other marshall to calm his tits.

nth for the GIMI :DDD comeback

on the podium

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Sainz

rip ric ily bb

My white blood cell count is higher than I am. 116 days until halo.

I thought Hamilel would let buttass win

>vettel 10 seconds behind Mercedes

fuck massa

>RIC too fast for RAI
>RAI too fast for VER
>Jos sick of Amx being exposed
>has RB pull the plug on RIC's car
LMAO

>from 2.0 to 1.3 in a lap

Bottas is going to get murdered by Hamilton in a lap

HOLD MY BEER IMMA RED FLAG THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW

only post essential mercedes staff

it's times like this I miss Maldonado

keep me posted

DILLY DILLY

Bottas about to get BLACKED

Will 2018, despite halo, be surprisingly kino?

>I would love to have many things
aka
>I would love to have won the 2007, 2010 and 2012 WDCs

giving women labour rights was a mistake

I love Alonso.

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Finland get cucked

i love alonso

How to b gay like ham

What a crack addict

What happened to vettel? Almost 10 sec +

AND FINLAND

>hartley 9 seconds behind wehrlien
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ferrari

i am 100% certain she has done nothing of notice

Gave up the will the live

Bottas won't even defend

based fucking bottas getting out of DRS range

dubs and HAM takes out BOT and wins

Ferrari is shit

QUINTESSENTIALLY FINNISH

Hamilton and Bottas will take out each other

:D

you sure

She keept the moral up of Lewis and Toto at the track

basically won the championship for them

FIRST

>NBC has McLelren's director on
>asks him when they'll win next

Bottas just wants to make the race exciting

Toto should tell BOT if Hamilton passes him he's fired and Ocon gets his seat. See if he has clutch in his blood or not

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There's literally nothing wrong with being Hamilton

If Bottas - Hamilton is the battle we're going to witness next year I'm going to kill myself

P A P A T O T O
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>Halo gives drivers a sense of invincibility
>Drivers make daring moves
>Verstappen narrowly avoids injury as halo stops flying car from hitting his head
>Hamilton takes it too far. Takes a Spring to the head after it fell off Felipe's replacements car

Abu Dhabi was a mistake

gim

We'll see

Exactly.

lance going for a little stroll

It was inevitable.

>implying susie would let that happen
by sucking off the FIA directors

What did Eric answer?

holy shit u got internet in there ?

HOLY FUCK

#Say_No_To_Racing

I think they might have turned the engines down to 0 in the hopes that they might actually finish a race for once. Still beating Gasly after pit stops, that's all he really needs to do for the next year if he wants to be new Webber in 2019.

LOOK AT THAT

>the absolute state of hamilton in sector 3

>wonky left boob

I feel like I'm cheering for Lewis rather than Buttass

Ethiopian-lad is a slave merchant

Let’s have some fun. Which drivers are...

1. Jewish?
2. Gay?
3. Conservative?

tbf sector 3 is a fucking abortion

can hulk finish 6th?

I always thought he was ethiopian royalty

that's the most obvious pushup bra I've ever seen

stroll for all

only because gasley got bored and decided to do donuts mid race

EXPOSED

>1. Jewish?
>2. Gay?
>3. Conservative?

none
maybe stroll might be jewish
but no jews on this grid

>1. Jewish
Stroll and Barrichello
>2. Gay
Hamilton and Sutil
>3. Conservative
Button, Hülkenberg, Stroll, Magnussen

>1. Jewish?
Stroll
>2. Gay?
Hamilton
>3. Conservative?
Gimi

RosBERG
All of them
Vettel

>toto

NEEKERI

HAM will DNF

>Hamilton

KEK, EVEN TOTO IS LAUGHING

Stroll
Hamilton
All of them