/heem/

Previous
12/01 - GLORY 48 SuperFight Series: Van Soest vs Meksen - 7:30pm EST
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2 - 9pm EST
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale - 10pm EST
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2 - 10pm EST
12/03 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 14: The Absolutes - 8pm EST
12/08 - TKO41: Champions - 7:30pm EST
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź - 8pm EST
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis - 9pm EST
12/09 - ACB 76: Australia - 6am EST
12/09 - ONE FC: Warriors of the World - 7am EST
12/09 - GLORY 49 Superfight Series: Rotterdam - 1:30pm
12/09 - GLORY Redemption: Verhoeven vs Saddik - 4pm EST
12/09 - Bellator 190: Carvalho vs. Sakara - 4pm EST
12/09 - UFC Fight Night 123: Swanson vs. Ortega - 10pm EST

TUF 26 Fight of the Week - #2 Barb Honchak vs. #14 Nicco Montaño
rutube.ru/video/94b919c9cd27a52ddb4620ab52d96c96/

/mma/ News:
>UFC Shanghai Results: Bisping vs. Gastelum
mmafighting.com/2017/11/25/16698138/ufc-shanghai-results-bisping-vs-gastelum

>Francis Ngannou’s run toward UFC gold is an international tale of beating impossible odds
mmafighting.com/2017/11/26/16688894/francis-ngannous-run-toward-ufc-gold-is-an-international-tale-of-beating-impossible-odds

>Ex-UFC fighter Tae Hyun Bang gets jail time for involvement in fight-fixing scheme
mmafighting.com/2017/11/24/16697172/report-ex-ufc-fighter-tae-hyun-bang-gets-jail-time-for-involvement-in-fight-fixing-scheme

>Tess Barrall named as female competitor for Gender Wars, Man vs. Woman MMA bout with a $1 million prize
mymmanews.com/tess-barrall-gender-wars/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=WyuP8x14aDo
rutube.ru/video/94b919c9cd27a52ddb4620ab52d96c96/
mmafighting.com/2017/11/25/16698138/ufc-shanghai-results-bisping-vs-gastelum
mmafighting.com/2017/11/26/16688894/francis-ngannous-run-toward-ufc-gold-is-an-international-tale-of-beating-impossible-odds
mmafighting.com/2017/11/24/16697172/report-ex-ufc-fighter-tae-hyun-bang-gets-jail-time-for-involvement-in-fight-fixing-scheme
mymmanews.com/tess-barrall-gender-wars/
foxsports.com.au/ufc/robert-whittaker-commonwealth-games-2018-ufc-interim-middleweight-champion-qualifies-for-australian-wrestling-team/news-story/5cc9c142aa534eae9ac92fddd7a6a915
youtube.com/watch?v=3Y85g9rpC8E
mmaimports.com/2017/11/arianny-celeste-single-new-music-video/
youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9l58GUZNc
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Oh my God is that you calendar God? Thank you based calendar god

This is the thread

Stipe sounds shook at the end youtube.com/watch?v=WyuP8x14aDo

Why is he still here? Just to suffer?

Previous
12/01 - GLORY 48 SuperFight Series: Van Soest vs Meksen - 7:30pm EST
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2 - 9pm EST
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale - 10pm EST
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2 - 10pm EST
12/03 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 14: The Absolutes - 8pm EST
12/08 - TKO41: Champions - 7:30pm EST
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź - 8pm EST
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis - 9pm EST
12/09 - ACB 76: Australia - 6am EST
12/09 - ONE FC: Warriors of the World - 7am EST
12/09 - GLORY 49 Superfight Series: Rotterdam - 1:30pm
12/09 - GLORY Redemption: Verhoeven vs Saddik - 4pm EST
12/09 - Bellator 190: Carvalho vs. Sakara - 4pm EST
12/09 - UFC Fight Night 123: Swanson vs. Ortega - 10pm EST

TUF 26 Fight of the Week - #2 Barb Honchak vs. #14 Nicco Montaño
rutube.ru/video/94b919c9cd27a52ddb4620ab52d96c96/

/mma/ News:
>UFC Shanghai Results: Bisping vs. Gastelum
mmafighting.com/2017/11/25/16698138/ufc-shanghai-results-bisping-vs-gastelum

>Francis Ngannou’s run toward UFC gold is an international tale of beating impossible odds
mmafighting.com/2017/11/26/16688894/francis-ngannous-run-toward-ufc-gold-is-an-international-tale-of-beating-impossible-odds

>Ex-UFC fighter Tae Hyun Bang gets jail time for involvement in fight-fixing scheme
mmafighting.com/2017/11/24/16697172/report-ex-ufc-fighter-tae-hyun-bang-gets-jail-time-for-involvement-in-fight-fixing-scheme

>Tess Barrall named as female competitor for Gender Wars, Man vs. Woman MMA bout with a $1 million prize
mymmanews.com/tess-barrall-gender-wars/

fuck trump and fuck white people.

t-wood bless.

source on this girl? Not a heemfag, just saw the pic in the catalog.

*dabs respectfully towards you*

lmao genuinely kek'd, atta boy turby

this whore looks prime for breeding. i want to see a big strong man have his way with her.

First for my girl

Nobody wants to go out on a loss. Rashad Evans admitted that's why he's still going.

why do you vanish for days or weeks on end only to come back and start spamming a new wmma fighter

Someone redpill me on the Garbrandt rumors that are going around

I accidentally torrented the version with Chinese commentators, was a weird experience, desu

I like people thinking that i'm dead

talking to yourself

>Bislose
>Bisshit
>Pissbing
>Biscan
>Bistrash
>Bisroid
>Bisbum
>Bisglass
>Biscunt
>Bischeat
>BisJUST
>Bisbanged
>Bisgatekeeper
>Bisluck
>Bisrun
>Biskek
>Bischin
>Bisdead
>Bitchping
>BisRIP

>breeding with an inbred troglodyte
no. let her disgusting genes die with her please

What were the betting odds for this fight? Were they as bad as TJ being a 2-1 """"underdog""""?

Nah, Gastelum was a distinct favourite.

foxsports.com.au/ufc/robert-whittaker-commonwealth-games-2018-ufc-interim-middleweight-champion-qualifies-for-australian-wrestling-team/news-story/5cc9c142aa534eae9ac92fddd7a6a915

Whittakers wrestling at the Commonwealth games in April, regardless of whether he fights GSP or another title fight at UFC 221 in Feb.

she has a 10/10 body tho

Defend or vacate

W E W
E
W

He's butthurt, but he's right

Wow rude; Myron bless regardless.

Hey felix it's been a while since we last talked how you been brother

The gay porn rumors?

>10/10 body
>literal armpit folds
>beer belly

unfortunate she was kind of cute when she was 18, a couple years later she is big but in the wrong ways (pancake tits and ass)

...

The fact he ran away from banging this lets you know his sexual orientation

Hey Coralsprings who is your internet service provider? These motherfuckers won't even let me change my IP after I talked to them on the phone. It's fucking 2017 and I'm static here this is ridiculous. SERENITY NOW!

That's right B.O., you should give me your real name so I can add you on Facebook

goddammit, meant for

...

Sorry my man i don't have facebook

...

BISPING is at home right now DRAPED in belts that he won in HUGE MAIN EVENTS.
masvidal is shitposing on heem with NO BELTS

>literal armpit folds

retarded much? everybody has them.

Where in Germany are you, my man? I can come visit.

Caught up with yesterdays card.
I fucking knew that main event is gonna go like that, check the archives

Nah i'm good

How about a nice, steamy roll after we visit the Turkish baths?

it didn't take a GENIUS
BISPING came through a GRUELLING battle mere WEEKS prior
Then he JETS to another timezone to fight a hardhitting fatbum.
You're a real seer

I predict deez tings, call me mystic Mac

imagine getting one shotted by a pudding enthusiast WW

i think its unfair that i hate brian ortega so much just because this one fag on here keeps posting his pictures

I think it shows a weakness of character on your part, letting one guy shape your viewpoint on something entirely

you can filter by file name and/or country

Be the change you want to see in /heem/

JRE MMA SHOW #2 AUDIO ONLY: youtube.com/watch?v=3Y85g9rpC8E

Good to see he realized there was no point in video if it was just him drinking

For me it's Julie

Textbook definition of average

Is Holly at +240 the single juiciest bet of the year boys?

Looks like a Little Britain character

Aldo at +250 mate

I honestly have more faith in Holly

Cyborg's striking is overrated, it gets sloppy quickly and she overwhelms her opponents with size and power. Holly's movement = Cyborg gassing in round 2 and Holly has cardio for days.

I thinks he's going to kick Cyborg in the face late in the fight.

I don't. Holm got drilled by right hands from GDR repeatedly and soundly outfoxed by Shevchenko. Her striking has actually looked super mediocre in every UFC fight aside from the Rousey win.

is conduit a meme fighter

how many times a week should I train my neck?

This. Plus Cyborg's mindless aggression will play right into Holly's autistic counter striker tactic

There you are polebreh, did you watch the final day of sumo just now? My boy Onosho clutched that kachi-koshi, thank the sumo deity

Unironically one of the more attractive female fighters

Cyborg doesn't have great boxing but I feel she'll probably be able to overwhelm Holly like she's done to so many others since she can just keep moving forward without worrying about the power back

I do see Holly being able to win though, would be surprised if it was a sheem headkick but then the Holly hype train would start again

>lost a fight
>boo hoo i'm gonna retire

He's most likely not a fucking pussy

You mean because he is on vacation in hawaiii. I guarantee he will still use video in the future when he is back in his studio.

>People unironically believe this literal who is going to beat Alistair fucking Overeem, who just beat Mark Hunt and Fabricio Werdum consecutively.
Hype train ends this Saturday.

Cyborg striking is muai thai Chute Boxe style, very agressive with almost no defense. It only works in wmma because few female fighter have good notion of striking.

Oh didn't know know that I didn't even click play, the first episodes was kind of disappointing, does he talk about today's event in this?

mmaimports.com/2017/11/arianny-celeste-single-new-music-video/

Yeah man that Werdum "win" was incredibly convincing my man. Reem and his iron chin cannot be stopped. He's never been heemed by a can, not ever.

"beat Werdum"
he did nothing and then nearly got KO'd like a Goober in round 3

I would be butthurt too if some can deleted my chin

Yeah, he started off the show like any good podcast does -paying respects to Schaub and then talking about the card.

Cyborg has become much more technical and careful of late. She's not who she was when she fought Carano. She's actually probably a better counter puncher than Holm, who has never been able to consistently punish anyone on the counter aside from when Ronda sprinted at her repeatedly.

Oh good, listening to it now

Come on now, Hunto looked old (because he is) and the Werdum win wasn't impressive. Not saying he'll lose to Ngannou but it's not that improbable

>Cyborg has become much more technical and careful of late.
Dude she's been a bit more patient in her last fight or two but it wasn't exactly against elite competition.

She's not a better counter puncher than Holm

I don't know my man, her last fight was technically unimpressive, then again Holly has been unimpressive too so it will be a very interesting fight overall

>when r/mma comes over to spam wmma
nice try virgins

Wat they aired day 15 already ? I thought they would at 23:30
I was sure that Onosho wouldnt get kachikoshi, he looked awful 1st week

Holm is not that good, senpai. I also don't rate her chin, she got badly rocked by a Rousey left hook and KTFO in her boxing career. Cyborg power is a whole other level.

>Badly rocked by Rousey

EDMOND GET OFF HEEM RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

They do at 18:30 and 00:30 (17:30 and 23:30 for your timezone I guess). Yeah true but he looked pretty good the 2nd half once he stopped leaning down so low and getting slapped down. I was wondering where you were when Hakuho got salty and called that it was a false start, made me like him more desu that's what I'd do too

She literally reels and engages Rousey in the clinch after eating a clean shot, my man. There's no reason she'd do that for any reason other than she was hurt badly.

I get that it's heavyweight but Ngannou being #4 with this record is ridiculous

GET OUT

Other than Lewis who else do you think should be above him?

That was hilarious how salty he got, his hand gesture was the best, kinda like De Niro in Goodfellas

>your refing insulted me a bit

His best win is Arlovski, who is #12. Hunt and Volkov should both be above him.

Yeah Hunto should be above him although he's practically retired now, as for Volkov I don't think so, also Arlovski was top 10 when Ngannou beat him tbf

his day 13 match gave me a mini heart attack it would have been so embarrassing if he lost this way after day 11 had happened

He’s “No Love” for a reason.

we've known he's into being humiliated for a while now, he probably still jacks it to footage of TJ heeming him

youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9l58GUZNc

>look mom i posted it again

If Aldo lands a really good flying knee on Max so you think he'd ko him?

if he lands a KO blow I think he could KO him

Has anyone ever landed a really good flying knee and not got the KO?

Anderson Silva