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any chocolate orange mans in

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I'm literally apu apustaja : the human

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what about sausage rolls

love latex, me

greggs intelligence chart:

drooling brainlet: Sandwiches and wraps- too expensive not even nice - anyone who buys supermarket or greggs sandwiches is an ultimate runt

chuckling brainlet: traditional bakes - most of these are incredibly grim, especially the vegetable one and the chicken one - the chicken one's chicken tastes frozen and is served with some weird sloppy mix of cheap cheese and cream.

normal sized brain: greggs pizzas or greggs donuts and sweets - they're alright

large glowing brain: greggs exotic bakes - katsu one is decent, the chicken and sweet potato one is god tier, the fajita one (or it might have been some other mexican themed one) is also incredibly good..

>tfw someone saves your Gondola edits
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what the fuck is the meat in greggs sausage rolls

is it that quorn shite?

Was in town earlier and sat down on a bench to just sit for a bit and some girl came over and asked me to walk her home cuz she was lost. Starting to think I have a very trustworthy face.

sausage

>eating processed red meat
JUST. chicken is tolerable because the worst they can do is freeze it or inject it with water.

was he unironically redpilled
he hated jews

>greggs exotic bakes - katsu one is decent, the chicken and sweet potato one is god tier, the fajita one (or it might have been some other mexican themed one) is also incredibly good

stupid cunting londoner

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Thanks guys, knew deep down we were friends.

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Was in town earlier and saw this incredibly obese 5 foot 4 virgin-looking fella sitting on a bench doing nothing like a freak.

I went over to him, trying not to retch, and asked him to walk me home so I could lure him into an alleyway and get my friends to euthanise him like the sick animal he clearly was. Unfortunately he didn't fall for the bait and stuck to main roads, but I stole his wallet anyway.

lol

>sausage
what is that????

my ancestor :))

pork you donut.

fuck off pierre

who is this "stormy" fellow?

sue

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tights

fantastic post

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is david seymour, dare i say it, are lad?

did Ben's grandpa make this?

puttering

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hmmmmm
Should I put down that I have anxiety or not?

>message a compliment to a girl
>"Thanks"

fuck

have really got into cooking this past year
really feel like I'm good enough to impress a girl at this point

didnt ryan get a permanent cp ban for posting tights

it's over lad, move on

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I'm not Pierre, Pierre is a pharmacist.

>girl texts me out the blue
>start a conversation
>she stops talking out the blue

southern fried chicken baguette from greggs is pretty nice

Yorkshire pudding wrap

Love a chocolate orange.
You brits give them at Christmas right?

wtf
if i was autistic i would get to have my own personal servant

curse my mental typicality

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got called a fucking retard in walmart

what did he mean by this?

explain to me the music genre Madchester

got called a walnut in tescos

got called a muggle in London

eccies

Do anti depressants really help?

got called a bro in america

>in my first job after uni
>all of my colleagues are at least in their 30s if not older
>i'm 21

literally haven't spoken to anyone my own age in over a year. not even exagerating. especially grim when it comes to the tfw no gf situation.

agreed

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W-what is she supposed to say
Asking for a friend

he may be in a spot of bother because of that

you're twisting my melon man

Never understood the appeal of any form of communism. I know uni students flock to it because they're idiots with a lot of debt, but why would anyone else?

"i want to lose my job and get investigated by the military for treason"

how did you get job

in my experience antidepressants did not at any time help treat my depression

but what they DID do was stop me from killing myself and buy me enough time for the cognitive behavioural therapy to work

so they have their uses, but arent going to help on their own

applied for it.

She was a uni student.

Grats broheim

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most people hear "workers party" and don't dig any deeper

yea my sister is in the same spot
shes fucking miserable ha ha ha

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How did he do it

They help to reduce the amount of days you feel like you want to die and for me tempered my self loathing but they're not a cure in and of themselves, you have to make life changes too or you just become dependent on them

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maybe i could talk to her?

I am a 6'7" mountain made in the image of the Lord Himself. And I did walk her home through an alley or two desu

what is it
how did you get a job if you had no work experience or references

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>tfw ambitious and motivated

almost glad i fucked up my A levels first time round giving me more time to complete them and go to uni at 20 years old

arriving there with a more mature mind helped a lot. wonder if leaving uni at 23 will be nice

>Never seen this up north
>Must be some yuppy thing to appeal to southerners
its their low calorie balanced meal stuff

have a masters degree and from that had the necessary skill for the job for the most part.

on the other hand it was initially part time and only became full time later on (presumably saving them money on hiring a complete newbie)

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6'4" and built like a brick shithouse

god this takes me back to the days of being a young child

lads for fucks sake tell me

should i disclose my anxiety/depression to my university or not?

Oh ok, I was actually also thinking about getting help from a therapist which from your experience seems like a good idea

*breaks through your lines and encircles your platoon*

its still a top banger

had greggs once and it was a sandwich

if it's bitter, don't be a quitter

>northerners think that greggs could possibly be yuppy or appeal to southerners.

lads its literally a chinese curry-sauce bake and a curry (normal curry) bake. don't think they're appealing to anyone besides northerners.

I would if I were you

me on the right

It's shit.

t. Finished in May at age 23

woofter

gonna try and desensitise myself to rejection so i can just attempt asking out girls all the time until it works

might roll a cheeky spliff lads

got called a complete and utter goof in canadian tire