What are the odds Bill Clinton will die before the election?

As above.

And if he does die, will she get sympathy votes and win because of it?

pic vaguely related

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AIDS Bill Clinton is the funniest Sup Forums meme in quite a while. Keep going.

hillbag will have another stroke before bill croaks.
she will do it on live TV.
at which time she will fall down some steps and break her hip as well.

#bosniansnipers

Press RICO charges.

9/11 chance of death

a'hm jus fine, user....

*snif*

come a lil closer ovah here fella..

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trump will be winning

then bill will fall ill and die at the last moment

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A menopausal woman who just lost her husband is the most clinically insane thing I've ever seen in my life.

So at least a nuclear war will happen

Bill will die just before the first debate and Hillary will claim to be in mourning to avoid it. Just before the second debate, Chelsea will die of strange circumstances and Hillary will claim to be in mourning to avoid it. How many living relatives does she have?

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The meme should be called Terminally Bill

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More likely:
For the second debate, Bill will die again.
We will call her out for the berenstein bears effect, but we will be call tin foil and the reptilians will keep bossing around over our flat earth.

he will be fine guys..

Killary is having him slowly poisoned to death for a few more votes.

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Hey guys, after my meeting with Lynch, and Hillary evading the law, she gave me my meds again. I'm feelin' pretty good!

>Bill will die again. We will call her out...
kek, she can't stop lying

You're not the real Bill.

Where are my pills?

>Bill will die again. We will call her out...
top kek!

Bill will die in July
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I FUCKING HATE HER

LOOK INTO MY EYES

I KNOW DEATH

>yfw bill is a lich and using Hillary as his reliquary

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Depends on those October polls.

We wuz Lich Kangz n shit.

I wonder if he sleeps in the dog house or a cuckshed.

>I wonder if he sleeps
That's a good one.

Even vampires need their sleep.

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Hilary is having him slowly poisoned to save embarrassment for when she becomes First God Emperor of America.

>Hill kills Bill just to win the election
Is there no end to her wickedness?

Oh Bill
Bill
BIll
Bill
Oh Bill
Sick and tired and ill
Poor Bill
Life sucked away
Infected with aids
Cause he full fucked his maid
Oh Bill
Bill
Bill
Bill
Oh Bill
Whose wife is a bitch
But poor Bill cant snitch
The final victim
To accomplish his wifes goal
Oh Bill
Bill
Bill
Bill
Oh Bill
He never wanted this
He never wanted that bitch
But he's still stuck with her
Fading away
For his jewish masters
Cause he needs his pill
Oh Bill
Bill
Bill
Bill
Oh Bill
Ill Bill

Depends how low Hillary gets in the polls.

If Trump is in the lead or closes the gap to under 5 points over the Summer, expect Bill to "suddenly die of natural causes peacefully in his sleep" (AKA smothered by a pillow) in October. Hillary will rake in the sympathy votes.

Peacefully transformed into The Thing in his sleep

contribootin

oh shit quick someone get some miracle grow

why is everyone always picking on me?

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I lost

wouldn't surprise me if he dies the week before, just so Hillary can get the sympathy vote.

underrated

what are the odds Hillary kills bill in order to get the sympathy vote.

updated

Nothing would surprise me at this point.

What if we kill bill and frame Hillary.
She would probably get off Scott free but you never know

Bill Clinton Dies September 19th, 2016, it is revealed he had AIDS contracted from extra-marital affairs he had.

What happens?

I'm cackling like a retard over these, keep posting please for my Ill Bill folder

>We kill Bill
>Hillary framed
>During investigation FBI finds out Hill was trying to kill Bill long before we got involved.
>Hill thanks us for doing her dirty work.

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Isn't Bill a vegan these days? Doctor orders probably. AIDS is the only explanation as to how he has aged so terribly so quickly.

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I remember some user posted a theory on how Hillary is going to use Bills illness/death for her campaign.

What a brave woman who takes care of her husband and running for president. How dare you to attack this woman in this hard times. Blah blah blah.

someone should update this

>tfw I laughed so hard at a Bill thread the other day I was in pain
Ill Bill is one of the funniest things to come out of this election yet.