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fashwave edition

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ban christians from entering britain

shut the fuck up cheecky cunt

Some kids are sexy

Time you got over it

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actual fucking paedophile here lads, look at him shrivel like a salted slug beneath the accusations

wish I was a confident normoid so I could just ask out the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle without worrying whether she'll say yes or not

strongly disagree with this statement

Business idea: make Britain a leftist sharia state that punishes intolerance to homosexuality and also beheads homosexuals.

>legal age is x
>person in pic is x-1 years old
>NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE!! SOUND THE ALARM!!! MI5, CIA, REEEEEEEE GET IN HERE
low test and embarrassing. this better be ironic shitposting.

Ban free speech except for when its me, I should be allowed to say anything I want to say

Im a noncel lads

Knock, knock..

'ce

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Is this the quintessential british man

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Why would she say no

strongly support this proposal

>>legal age is x
>>person in pic is x-1 years old
>>NONCE NONCE NONCE NONCE!! SOUND THE ALARM!!! MI5, CIA, REEEEEEEE GET IN HERE
>low test and embarrassing. this better be ironic shitposting.

>Ban free speech except for when its me, I should be allowed to say anything I want to say

why do darkies love islam so much

better off pointing out the fact that regardless of the age they are fully clothed and you're no more guilty of being a nonce than a grandma looking at her granddaughter's facebook pictures is

don't like how despite being an autist i pass for a normalfag at first look.

stressful to remember that people are operating with full expectations from you, and if you violate those expectations they'll assume you're being a dickhead unless you find an excuse to work in a mention to it, which is never a good idea in terms of keeping things moving and probably just re-enforces their perception of a dickhead normalfag rather than removing that illusion.

That's the posting of a guilty mind if I ever saw it.

No, because 99% of people aren't as talented, rich or attractive.

depends. i wouldn't consider 16 year olds "kids" in that sense

the so-called Japanese intelligence

she doesn't feel that way about me, and all the attention she's been giving me was just friendly rather than romantic

i am

>That's the posting of a guilty mind if I ever saw it.

>theres not a single sexy kid in the world
Alright yeah haha

Got a couple o' interviews next week lads

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Knock, knock...

Find it really, really hard not to loathe Americans

literal, genuine child molesters in this cuntin thread

You'll fail miserably

what can i do to make my life more cyberpunk

just report the leaf nonce and move on, stop giving the dirty cunt attention

it makes absolutely ZERO sense from an evolutionary standpoint for males not to be attracted to females of childbearing age whther or not they have hit some arbitrary point in time or not

I don't think your nan is sexualising her granddaughter and her friends.

@510
shut the fuck up
your posts make me physically wince theyre so embarrassing to read
youre going to think about these posts in a few months time and involuntarily suck your teeth/tense your muscles/rub your face/etc the cringe will be so strong

Honestly mate, never felt any urges around kids. I don't care if you're a paedo, just keep that shit to yourself.

Hate 15 year olds that look 22
Love 22 year olds that look 15

Not a nonce, just like petite women

Success breeds jealousy

>work in 7 hours

Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, OBE, KCSG (/ˈsævJl/; 31 October 1926 – 29 October 2011) was an English DJ, television and radio personality, dance hall manager, and charity fundraiser.

sounds like a nice enough bloke

left wing scumbags

Is that going to be your defence in court or to fellow prisoners?

my mates gf is 18 but looks about 14

I also remember a girl back in sixth form that looked 8. not sure what happened there

>ah yes, I know just what this thread could do with - nonce porn!

nonce

Imagine being so fragile you wince irl over words on the internet

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*blocks your path*

this leaf is definitely hiding something

Maybe she is, how well do you know his nan?

Friend of mine who started uni is saying how he doesnt even go out because he "" can't miss a single lecture or his degree will be worthless "" how do I convince the dry shite hes just pissing away best years of his life cooped up studying

lel'd at keyboard scene (Close encounters of the 3d type)
and "ET go home" missile

Really fires up the neurons

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Knock, knock..

pics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiant_Isles
my holiday home for when someone makes a long post

knock knock
on the clock
but the party don't stop no

yeah I know I'm being a cringey twat but I have nowhere else to post these feelings

I used to have a girl from uni on Instagram that was posting basically nude pictures, with just little stars covering her nipples but she looked about 10. Unfollowed her, it was really uncomfortable.

But the whole point of uni is to study

Who there mun

I'm already employed by a company that pays me far too much to so fuck all
Good luck failing to get a job at bargain booze

that's fucking disgusting, you have a link?

reckon i could heem her in one punch

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why can a child consent to HRT but a teenager can't consent to sex? HMMMMMMMM

couldnt you just say anything about anything
eg
>people who mention their family in their profiles are more likely to consider breakfast the most important meal of the day
utterly void of meaning

you have to be 16 for hrt actually

Well if she is, then she's a criminal like you.

Turn yourself in before you ruin a life m8.

Why can't the calais niggers just go to the narrowest part of the channel and just swim?

>pentesting
lewd

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English "people"

The leaf is a nonce.

The Nonce Question

@79945734
false

nonces need smashing
need fucking ripping out

>cut my dick and bollocks off but don't look at them or you're a fucking nonce

Yeah basically

was gonna watch a film but now it's too late
w/e

No, I unfollowed her.

Also, nonce.

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could fap to this youtube.com/watch?v=BUm_nMw6T4o

My gf looks around 16 but she's 19, it's great

Really love how she seems naive and innocent, cute and sweet and immature. Much more attractive than most niggerfied women trying to be sassy and the next Beyonce/Kardashian

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I'm a different leaf mun not nonceleaf the nonce who nonces on little kids.

Hey Bensworth

found a good way to get (you)'s on /brit/
>act like a nonce
>white knights flock in the hundreds to "defeat" me
you've been had gents. PEE PEE POO POO *spits at you*

Oh shit bro, a bicycle wheel