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The future of the British people is multiracial and it's beautiful

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leafs out

Thoughts?

first for /nonce/

una vela

*wins a victory for the true believers*

Are ALL Canadians nonces? Surely there must be ONE non-nonce.

on 4% battery
just waiting till phones switches off till I sleep

sue

god isn't real morty

early... too early...

Wish I were an Albertan cowboy..

>phone in bed
enjoy that bluelight goy

me

anime

is this the perfect world?

why are they so fucking shiny?

who was in the wrong here

FACT

imagine trying to explain this post to an ordinary person

ellen

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

Love this edition, makes me think of the artistic powerhouse that is grime which is evidence of the hybrid vigour that our new culture has found itself gifted with in the modern age. genuinely cant even think of anything else going now equivalent to its raw creative power

because theyre cartoon characters

Me and the lads are thinking of sailing over to pay brits a visit, what are the best places to rai- ehm, visit peacefully on our ship?

feels good

yes

thoughts on Leeds?

Would rather kill myself than be a Siamese twin

leafs out

mate phones built in the last 2-3 years all have inbuilt night mode/flux

Fresh dew fresh on frosty grass
Lone beast sups deep of crystal pool
Red rash gnaw'n in cheeks of Lanc
Cat's arse raw, delights in spank

>tfw BC peasant

why all the bandaids?

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gf just sang this for me

wakefield, i'll be waiting

have the perfect image response to this but can't be arsed to find it so i'll just make mention on record that i could have if so desired

hæ

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subpar

BC, alberta, and newfoundland are all the most powerful provinces though

i wouldn't be too sad

still giggling at this photograph of former New Zealand premier Geoffrey Palmer

first off some definitions
en·joy inˈjoi,enˈjoi/ verb: enjoy; 3rd person present: enjoys; past tense: enjoyed; past participle: enjoyed; gerund or present participle: enjoying
1. take delight or pleasure in (an activity or occasion).
2. have a pleasant time.
then, bluelight fucks with your sleep
goy should be trivially obvious, goy

red raw cat arse

going slep now bi bi

you dont have a girlfriend you fucking autist

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer....

This but unironically

Sæll bróðir, viltu koma með mér í víking?
>implying my ship has wheels

business idea:
tape a NFC tag to the back of my wristwatch and encode it with the information my university keycard has so i can open doors with just a wave of my hand

yeah, yeah GOOD GOY!!! I've seen this ""feature""" just today and it's the worse blue light reduction I've seen in my life. ALL my fucking screens are blood fucking red come 9pm, and not just 'tinted' down a notch like these sissy goy phones.

fuck sakes I'm going there in January

Is it pronounced "pah-mer" or "pawl-mer"

Hope I done conjured imagery of your wintertide catshagging sojourns in the arctic woods

not sure what was meant by this

stupid yank

gonna fap to my collection and NOBODY can stop me haha

Stornoway

red raw cat arse
loved it then i hated it its all a fucking farse
cold blue dogs bum
now its all a fucking chore but it used to be so fun

just finished my online macroeconomics assignment, got 87% and not pleased
hey haven't been in /brit/ for a while, what's new my fellow boat person

Unlucky lad. Worst time of year for weather too.

>2 girls
>3 men
>1 brown baby
hmm I wonder which one is getting cucked

i will save the post

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>danecunts will never pay reparations
tell you what lads

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já

What accent does Bill Nighy have?

hate uni, hate it
my life is sailing, smoking weed, doing research chemicals, and Sup Forums

answer my question you fucking mongoloids

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'magine the state of that woman's arse and cunt after all that BBC

Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.

Why was Napoleon sent to exile in st helena and not simply killed? Would love to have seen his head on a pike in the Tower of London

The science guy? American.

Barbarian

imagine having poo coloured skin

imagine listening to jordy boy rant about a sky daddy for two and a half hours

I feeel sad now sorry mate I didnt mean it your waifu is fine hope you guys have fun xx

wew, uni, weed, reading and "socializing" for me pham
fuck, I get why people hate uni so much, but it's twice as bad for most people because they're paying double what i do
90% of it is just lectures you can probably find on youtube anyways, online assignment BS and exams, if i didn't have friends here i would genuinely be miserable

napoleon was the best thing to ever happen to europe. i wish, over the course of history, that the entire fucking UK would've sunk into the ocean, but alas, we still have to suffer you

islamists and leftists are working together to destroy britain

No the guy who played Davy Jones in pirates of the Caribbean

scum

>lectures you can probably find on youtube anyways
>online assignment BS

have u tried going to a good uni

You know that episode of black mirror where they block the guy and he turns fuzzy and his voice is obscured? Surely that means they could overlay anything on a fellow human's body? For example a scale model of Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, complete with voice changer.
Imagine you met the girl of your dreams, but she turned out to be a lying duplicitous whore, so you were forced to instead settle for a slightly frumpy but serviceable late-20s office worker. Instead of feeling depressed every day about your past relationship, whose failure is solely the fault of your spread-legged trollop of an ex-girlfriend, you could feel overwhelming joy as you saw Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, cooking you dinner, smiling at you during a walk, or lying asleep at your side. What a life.
Rather than consciously comparing your girlfriends shrill cackle and your ex's soft lilting giggle, Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, would perform a calming sinusoidal laugh, modifying the algorithm depending on the situation. The sound of snoring would be silenced, replaced with a pleasant white noise; no longer would you lie awake, driven to thoughts of your vile witch of an ex-lover and how perfect her life looked on instagram. Miku Hatsune, star of the vocaloid software suite, would transform your depressing reality into calculated bliss.

fuck off you cultureless brainlet

How does it feel to know that even the frogs look down on you and make fun of your ridiculous "language"?

History is decided by Great men

Are there any Great men among us right now in this very thread?

fashy torchlight marches WHEN

>fuck off you cultureless brainlet

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love shitting

i'd say "palm-er" which i guess is closer to "pah-mer"
youtu.be/hlt5W6C3cbo?t=20s for someone saying it

What you going to do about it lad?

I'll make a stop over at Norge to pick you up, look for the knörr
>this fucking feel
They owe us too, lets band together against them and make them pay

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nah, only "good" unis in Canada cost ~8k/yr, plus living costs in a city where i can't live for free w/ family

I guess it's because im in first year, and most of these classes are pretty meh tier anyways
my canadian environmental history course is pretty good though, top notch professor and interesting material

Business idea: collect all the world's nonces into one giant city with a hidden 1 mt nuke in the center of the city, then when there are a million plus nonces in the city, detonate it.

yeah alri

*blocks your path*
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can't be called a nonce if it's legal