The ginger guy is actually a nice person, I don't understand why he's still with that fat obnoxious faggot

The ginger guy is actually a nice person, I don't understand why he's still with that fat obnoxious faggot.

The fat guy has a huge pecker

Like, we're talking John Holmes pecker

You have to look at the subtext. The ginger thought he was gay for most of his life. Then as his adopted chinese daughter got older and older, he realized he was a pedo. The only way for him to keep access to his object of lust was to stay with the obnoxious faggot.

he's incredibly uptight, stubborn and precocious

modern family isn't a great show but one of the things I like about it is that they don't do the one person is a clown and their partner is the eyerolling heart of gold like in according to jim or everybody loves raymond or other terrible sitcoms. every person on modern family has episodes where they're being the idiot

Cam gives the best head ever. He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

except phil. He's just a pun spewin' innuendo droppin', skinny jean wearin', autistic blinkin', cheer leadin' SISSY

>the very gay guy is straight in real life
>the less gay guy is gay in real life

Fat one is cooler though. Ginger is overly controlling and makes me very anxious just watching him act through a computer screen

Phil is so retarded I can't believe he was able to finish highschool.

Cam is the best character on this show easily.

>don't do the one person is a clown and their partner is the eyerolling heart of gold
ok, they do one is a clown and the other a (possibly) relatable person

phil, gloria and cam are all clowns
claire, jay and mitch are 'real' people

if you're a tight ass neurotic claire and mitch are relatable, if you're not like that then jay is relatable

>claire
>relatable
Everyone in the show is just fucking bonkers one way or the other, it's basically the reason anyone likes it

fat guy has a vagina

Cam and Jay are the only characters on this show who are massive faggots. Mitchell is absolutely pathetic.

How is Jay a massive faggot?

Literally "eye-rolling the tv show".

>Cam and Jay are the only characters on this show who are massive faggots

Everybody in the fucking show except maybe the Asian kid and the mestizo baby are stupid, fucking faggots who only talk about feelings. That show is basically normies afraid of turning into /r9k/

you made me giggle like a retard for a solid 30 seconds

But he is not ultra-based future mestizo President for the Republican Party Fulgencio Prichett, user

Mitch is annoying as fuck

>has a social life with his dad and his family, but treats his mother like shit
>constantly whining to Cam, can't stand it if he doesn't get his own way
>despite getting to live close to and socialise with HIS side of the family, something that his husband is more than happy to take part in, he makes snide and mean remarks about Cam's family and can't even bear to spend a weekend there and forces Cam to turf his own sister out of their house.

FUCK MITCH

gingers don't have souls

is this Mike and Jay from earth 2?

What did I tell you about using clown as an insult?

Fat guys have many vaginas. Facsimiles of, anyways.

Jay is best character followed up by Manny

>SAYONARA TO MY SIDES XD

I don't get people saying Mitch is controlling when the family always has to hide some fact from Cam because he's gonna have a meltdown if something doesn't happen the way he wants. He's very spoiled.

They're both obnoxious in their own way. Just depends on the context of the episode in which they reveal their power level

This is the most mind numbing normies shitcom ever