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*integrates into british society* edition

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*looks up your skirt*

anyone remember the cuckio meme

*kneels*

reckon i could've actually been quite successful if i played my cards right

instead i'm a complete saddo

Hell has a capital city in Chinese religion (Toaism/Buddhism).

>Youdu [dark capital] has been described in various texts, as well as being depicted in art. Sometimes differences exist according to the religious affiliation of the text, for example whether more Buddhist, folk-oriented, or secular. Being located in the darkness underground is the most common feature. Generally, lighting is provided by torches and candles. Youdu may be the best-lit area of Diyu [hell].

>Inhabitants
>Youdu is the home or official residence of various deities, and also the location of their official offices or palaces. The souls of the dead are their fellow inhabitants and subjects. There are also many subordinate demons which serve to carry out the commands of the judges. Many of these are concerned with punishing or processing the souls of the dead for reincarnation. The sovereign deity is generally considered to be King Yama. Beneath him in rank ten other kings serve as judges of the souls of the dead.

>Creatures
>Various creatures also inhabit Youdu, including a creature that can determine truth from falsehood.

>Places
>Youdu is generally conceived of as similar to a typical historical Chinese capital city, such as Chang'an. Thus, it has a city wall, palaces, a hall of justice, and various residences for the ghosts of the dead. Especially, important is the housing for the official records, which allow the various judges to determine proper punishments or occasionally to allow someone who dies before their officially allotted time has expired to be returned to life. Especially important in this regard are the place of King Yama and the Ten Courts of Justice.

This might sound familiar because an entire season of Dragon Ball was based on this. I recognised the name King Yama from Dragon Ball

nah lad your hand just sucked

*knocks my pencil off my desk*
oops
*leans down to pick it up*
ahh yes, this will do nicely...
*stores my view in the wank bank*
*picks up pencil and gets back to work*

>even in hell there's bureaucracy

Hello virgin

even in hell there's leafs

Very fitting for the chinese

my parents are rich and i have a high iq

I spilt coffee on my boss and he's from some shitty part of Wales so I couldn't understand what he was saying and I had to keep nodding.

What the fuck do I do?

>and i have a high iq
the fact you think this means anything shows you never had a chance

is it a New "South Wales" or a New and South "Wales"

Off to Sainsbury's for supplies (I'm ill)

>Sorbet (for my throat)
>Lemsips
>Probably some crisps hehe
>Clementines (vit C)
>???

thinkin' about joining the so called royal marines

high iq means you can excel in fields that have high earning potential

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

cannot FATHOM having a sub-120 IQ

so /brit/ is basically where foreigners come to dump wikipedia and reddit posts now

mostly black girls, single mums, and fatties show up on my tinder

my elo score must be pretty low

also never got an offer to join the secret tinder

fuck off you wog cunt

off to see the Norwegian future classic 'The King's Choice' at the local kinoplex with the ol' dad

Conceptions of hell are pretty similar to Plato's the Republic's noble lie

no that's just yankland

dunno why so many women get tattoos it absolutely ruins them

>AVG. As fuck girls on my bumble feed
>Get my 1st match
>Quality of girls sky-rockets...all 8/10+

Was night and day desu

Bumble is so much better than tinder

I looked it up, and it was named by explorer Thomas James after his native homeland of Southern Wales.

He must have been a Southern Welsh nationalist or something. Also, some years previous he was in the Hudson Bay and named an area of coastline on the Hudson Bay New South Wales as well. He named every place he went after South Wales.

currently sat on a park bench in the gloomy weather doing a depression

can't use dating apps because there are no photos of me and i hate myself too much to take any

love this manga

>dad
font

Imagine having poo colour skin

...

Lucozade is always nice when I'm ill x

vegemite and saos

Just got home from toil lads.

>In 1612 Welsh captain Thomas Button wintered on the shores of Hudson Bay, at the mouth of the river he named the Nelson. He dubbed his encampment Port Nelson, and "the whole of the western shore New Wales."[2] Seven years later, in 1619, Danish captain Jens Munk would winter nearby at the mouth of the Churchill River, naming those environs Nova Dania[3] (Latin for "New Denmark").

>The region would again be visited twelve years later in 1631 by Captains Thomas James and Luke Foxe. Supposedly Captain Foxe, upon discovering a cross erected by Button at Port Nelson, christened the shore north of the Nelson River as New North Wales, and all the lands south as New South Wales.[4] Another account attributes the event to Captain James, while crediting Foxe with having bestowed upon the region the since-forgotten label of New Yorkshire.[5]

Thomas James was the same man who named New South Wales in Australia some years later.

Toil has started. Mr Slaveberg wants me to stay late again and attend an event after work

Haven't been to the gym in 2 weeks

Leftism is a mental disorder

Night nurse lad

>don't understand half of that
Or the gays really smart, or are they just talking nonsense?

26 and never been to the gym ever. Anyone else?

yank terminology is a mental disorder

what did he mean by classical gay identity? like the greeks?

they're just talking nonsense in an attempt to sound intelligent

gonna become a wet nurse

don't forget to bring a towel

Need a gf that will serve me a nice meal when I get home from toil.

lunch is the highlight of my day

I call her mom

my mom stopped cooking for me when i was like 14

why did we abandon this? everyone was happier.

>thaibender when he forgets he's not on the internet

Remember when those random bints assassinated Kim Jon whatever’s half brother in the airport

Mental

show bob

ah yes
the so called
tolerant left

I see people wearing swastika t-shirts etc. occasionally, it's not an issue here.

these men fought in ww2 and deserved this treatment. men now are a bunch of craven, feminized wankers and chads can get women to treat them like this anyway

girls don't live to be your mother make your own dinner

....why?

uh maybe because it's a buddhist country you dope

blind nigga swordsman

>girls don't live to be your mother
why the hell not?!

ALRI THAILAD

>depression

cannot BELIEVE such a fucking brainlet posts here

chic
No, the Nazi one, not the religious symbol. There's a distinct difference.
alri

Reckon these two places should combine into a global superpower

they probably see it as just a cool part of history and don't care about nazi germany since it was a world away

ASEAN will become more cooperative in the face of china but latin america will always be an american satellite region. in fact with the rise of china and multi-polar world the US will double down on monroe doctrine

ah yes, the Iron Cross - a clear buddhist symbol

you should punch them

my man danny devito on the right

Thoughts on Jews?

I'm sure this contributes, although they played a small role
but I'm not a retard

Which Jews? I don't judge entire groups of people, that would be bigoted

not an antisemite just think hitler had the right idea simple as

control the sun

I suspect them greatly

They write good comedies

never met any
the girl ones in movies tend to be pretty cute but i don't know how much surgery they needed to get there

bet jews control thailand

...

edition.cnn.com/2011/09/28/world/asia/thailand-nazi-parade/index.html

hmm

I saw one irl and I had one eye on him at all times

the inevitable future, will be good for australia in the long run though

Reckon new and south wales should be nz.

Nsw in straya should be like cookshire or something like colombia or america

Sneaky ratlike people

shame white britain won't be around to witness

They're not even overpowering us, we're just selling ourselves.

oy dont talk to me before ive had my coffee

don't even get aroused by images of most boobs anymore

perkele perkele

its gotten to the point where i cant tell if im genuinely attracted to women or that its socialization

bit gay

nothing wrong with punching intolerant people, britain went to war with germany when they were being intolerant, but nobody cares about that