If the holocaust was real and you could save 3 Jews by hiding them in your attic, who would you pick?

If the holocaust was real and you could save 3 Jews by hiding them in your attic, who would you pick?

I'd pick Larry David, Mel brooks, and Oliver stone

Like Larry wouldn't get you all killed on the first day.

>if the holocaust was real
subtle bait, not bad

>3 dudes
gay as fuck

Sam Raimi

Joaquin Phoenix

Emmy Rossum

Mike Enoch

Michael Savage

Matthew Drudge

Dracula-era Winona Ryder
Leon-era Natalie Portman
First season of Community-era Alison Brie

fpbp

alison brie
michelle trachtenberg
scarlet johansson

ill leave it up to your imagination what i will be doing with them

>Drudge

good choice

Ben Shapiro

the rest can die I don't care I prefer to have more space in my house anyway

you realize ben would probably kill you to make room for his people?

>If the holocaust was real
X to da mutha fuckin D
XD
Us Sup Forumsbros, huh?!

Yeah I suppose he would kill me in my sleep since I'm too swole to take out in hand to hand combat

Very well, I will allow no Jews into my house though I still like Ben for being one of the few people to stand up to blacktivists

Can the Coen bros count as one jew?

>If the holocaust was real
keked heartily my anonymouse friend-o

Helena Bonham Carter, John Kander and Jon Lovitz

>If the holocaust was real
you better be meming

What if I'm not?

Phenomena era Jennifer Connelly
Leon era Natalie Hershlag
That 70s Show era Mila Kunis

Eyes Wide Shut era Leelee Sobieski would be a runner up if one of those goddesses died desu

>Phenomena era Jennifer Connelly
>Leon era Natalie Hershlag
>That 70s Show era Mila Kunis

user, what are you planning on doing in your attic?

I'd pick Nathan Fielder

>If the holocaust was real

But it wasn't.

> you could save 3 Jews by hiding them in your attic

Anne Frank. That's about it, anyone else would just get in the way when I was raping her.

this nigger gets it

Larry David, Jason Alexander and Howard Stern.

I plan on creating kino, lad

This. Sam Raimi must live.

Milana Vayntrub
Michelle Trachtenberg
Rachel Bloom

This.

Though you would still get away with Mel Brooks and Miracle, at least.

Oy Vey

I would save my mom since she's a kike, my Jew sister, and The Living Tombstone.