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pickle rick edition

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*gets schwifty*

*burps*

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*blocks your path*

After I transition I want to settle down, but I'm too good looking to cook or clean. I'll give my man bomb head tho.

pickle rick was actually a good episode

>And the BBC can now confirm the projected results of the 2027 General Election are in...

>And the Conservative Party will have a ruling majority in Parliament

>We expect Shabuka Ogogo Obafemwi to become Prime Minister, his speech will be delivered shortly

Your reaction please

It will be a libdem BNP coalition actually x

Yeaaaahhhhhhhh

the party

do brits have public bathrooms?

The business men will drink my blood

Like the kids in art school said they would

When will Nigeria have Prime Minister Johnson Buckinghamton? (elected I mean)

*lets loose a solid pong fart*

was arcade fire woke on the jews?

england is my city

>get a job
>all my new colleagues tell me how 'mad' everyone is
>get told how I'll never work in a place like this
>same as pretty much every place l've ever worked

And so the cycle begins anew

they have supermarket aisles if that's what you mean

Not seen any Rick or Morty, is it any good?

if you believe its good you are reddit

...

>it feels like minorities are shoehorned........into Everyyyytthhhing Now

What did Win mean by this?

To save time and energy l always use a lower case 'L' instead of an upper case 'I'

...

Skip seasons 1 and 2 and go straight to season 3.

It starts out with a bunch of filler episodes and really matures with the introduction of Pickle Rick as a character (best thing currently on television).

I'M PIGGLE RIGGG

Love this wojak, reminds me of my alcoholic maths teacher

It used to be good but it went downhill really fast when the new season dropped. The first episode sealed its fate to be cancerous. It was good, fun television when it all started out

lmao

yes its pretty good, just avoid the fanbase same as most shows

seeing young people get big obnoxious tattoos gives me really bad second-hand cringe

I would be so unhappy to wake up and find that shit tattooed on my arm

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BASED 50 CENT

I'm here for the job interview

reddit sentiment

reddit country

50 is one of the good guys

young people have been brainwashed by social media toobh

based 50

Really don't get how chinks see through them eyes

Must be like watching a film in widescreen

For some of them probably worse, like those pin hole camera things

>watch a few youtube videos
>realise I'm on 4g
Grim

There are only two acceptable times to get a tattoo.

a) You're a sailor and you've sailed the 7 seas
b) You're a fearsome tribal warrior who intimidates his enemies and eats their entrails

good guy
good goy
coincidence?

'ffee's on the stove lads

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>You're a fearsome tribal warrior who intimidates his enemies and eats their entrails

I'm both can I get two tattoos

>>/balt/+/ausnz/

Always used to happen when I had a shit router that would cut out

Or a bikie
Or in the army

Anything else is fucking wankery. Even some bikies now shouldn't have tattoos.

why do atheists devolve into nihilism so quickly?

taking a crap buds

have more than thirty tattoos

about thirty two iirc?

>why do atheists devolve into nihilism so quickly?

open bob

hate music from my generation

love the 60's

simple as

What do you do for a living?

Not much else for atheists. I mean you could be an existentialist but that's not much different

think we can safely say yanks got blown out

bricklayer
sigh

FakeTaxi Hot babe in heels with big natural tits

dunno why I even have a smartphone

its the logical conclusion

twitter.com/FakeTaxi/status/909743643686207488

doing a cheeky howl lads

never had a smart phone
still using a flip phone from 2006 lol

Hmm

Seems standard practice for brickies.
Didn't think brickies could be autistic enough to come to Sup Forums. Usually living the life doing burnouts and drinking cans of JD.

really missing the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle. would probably be drinking a cup of tea with her and making her laugh right now.

hope she calls me today

acceptable

Based

*does a wank to 50cent's "getting hot in here" music video*

hope she gets rammed by a BBC

>not having unlimited 4G
cuck

it's highly likely that unless it's like that of jacob rees Mogg or David Cameron your family owes its prosperity to the welfare state
so back labour

love going for long walks in case i walk into a billionaire and he feels sorry for me and gives me money or something

haha lads

>I didn't write the bible fool just stop lol
based fiddy

More likely to win the lottery

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me and the lads cruising around town checking out the slags

fucking lol

what was he even trying to do ?

HOWLING
why did he even attempt that

hope my little sister appreciates this gift

I actually hate money and materialism, but I know they only way I can lead a decent life is with a lot of money and materials.

Anyone else experience this conundrum?

imagine having tattoos, like can't even FATHOM how much of a runt you have to be

don't be so judgemental

you should post about how much you like communsim from your iphone sweaty

nonce

need to spice things up every once in awhile

not my fault i love her

Spend the bare minimum, budget, give any excess (accounting for personal emergency savings) away to reputable charities?

business idea: faketaxi but its a real taxi with girls being raped in it

Charlotte, 25

3 Miles away

Full time mummy to two beautiful boys x
like to spend nights in cuddling my little man
tattoos and beards x

probably wont msg first x

No I love money and spending it
Love gambling too

simple as

Could dent the bonnet. Wonder if their car insurance company knows what's up.

>Girl is fat
>Girl has ANY tattoo
>Girl wears those neck chocker things
>Girl has those pointy long nails
>Girl has any piercing except ears

Call me Edgewardo if you so wish, but a quick point:

Enjoy watching natural disasters on the TV desu, in fact any tragedy is compelling viewing, I love the thrill of it, LIVE FOR IT

Use your head, don't follow your heart

>3 Miles away
shouldn't it say 4.82803 kilometers

rick and morty is more of an absurdist/existentialist. the whole point of that scene was to fight back and grab what inconsequential feelings you might have in spight of the void

Just found an excuse to email the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle.

Going to stare at my Outlook inbox until she replies