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fucc whitey edition

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having the thoughts again

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

Gayposting

>their main 'sport' is so boring that a kneeling man is the biggest news story

HOWLING

Looking for a place to rent is pretty gay lads.

Am I allowed to say gay on here?

>your new stepdad
wat do

national action you cretin, pay attention to the conversation

did a cry watching the last episode of New Game s2 lads

still don't know what black people are upset about
institutional racism isn't real

My new DADDY~~

meditation
therapy
friends
self acceptance, self compassion, self love
family
exercise
hobbies
Of course I am drinking coffee every day, and using my e-cig for a nicotine buzz sporadically, so I guess I am not technically sober. The occasionaly whippet is also a nice touch without impairing me for too long

FUCK THIS SHIT

Oh the terrorist group?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5zexg3wFN70
Innit bruv

love willies

hate fannies

simple as

>occasional whippet

we wuz brits niqqa

>heard a paki call me a dickhead under his breath for not holding open a door
howling lads, would have loved it if the runt properly started

is land records senpai

>Oi, cook me a steak Ashley
>user, you can call me dad if you like
>fuck off faggot youre not my dad. Where's the steak??

he must have been seething, hope he doesn't do anything rash

>still don't know what black people are upset about
>institutional racism isn't real

OI!!! GET A LOIF
BIN THAT NOIF

eaten no less than 4 mint slices

Elliot Roger was a pitiable beta but he woke a lot of people up to the true nature of women

love willies

love fannies

simple as

just had a 'fee and i'm still tasting the delicious flavour

why are Italians so sweaty?
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heard so much about indians being hard working
own experiences do not match the description

simply epic! I commend your efforts, fellow trollster!

nah he was just an r9k autismo with a gun

Fucking racist you've probably made him a terrorist well done

so it fucking should be
institutional racism against whites exists in Africa

If you ain't woke then you philosophically broke

>therapy
Implying people have "problems"
>meditation
The limited number of times I've attempted this it has felt like a waste of time. Going for a walk clears my head more.
>friends
Yeah they are good, just not when they project their shit onto you.

>simply epic! I commend your efforts, fellow trollster!

>>simply epic! I commend your efforts, fellow trollster!

>Going for a walk clears my head more.
yeah same

>Congratulations on getting to the final 2, user.
>We'd like you to know you interviewed excellently and whoever goes forward we think you would both make excellent fits for this role.
>Since we're really having a hard time separating you based on your professional skills, we'd like to assess how well you would fit into the rest of the team.

>Can you tell us about some of your hobbies? How will you make friends in a new city?.

the waifu

any Indian worth his salt would not willingly reside in f*nland

Opium was produced in large quantities in India where it had a very long history. It was India's cash crop. The British peddled it in Asia but made it illegal in their own country.

When it was seen the ill effect it had societally, the Emperor of China made this new drug illegal. The British, in debt and with a insatiable appetite for Chinese goods (notably tea and porcelain) waged war on China to legalise opium.

Opium's a very pernicious and destructive drug. It's more addictive than nicotine and rather easy to overdose on. The Chinese formed a opium culture somewhat like tobacco culture, where a dangerous addictive drug became available everywhere and widely indulged in. I think at its height something like 40% of Chinese were opium addicts.

I wonder if it weren't for opium addiction, if China might have an even larger population today. They basically lost half a generation to it.

women should be seen and not heard

Sure, i'm a musician :^)

Pints. Love em.

playing MXGP 2: The official motocross video game

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When are Br*ts going to give reparations for slavery to former colonies?

>blacks rate this
mental

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how do you reckon getting a job without having a facebook and having an invisible online presence?
employers will think theres something wrong with you

just putting this out there for you hermits

hate afros desu

what do they rate it?

blacks prefer white women

>true nature of women
Thanks for reminding me.

what the fuck is that crusty nugget on her elbow
0/10 would not bang

bit strapped for cash at the moment lad, we'll get back you yeah?

>slavery
umm

>Looking for a flat

>Some ad listings are per calendar month
>Some ad listings are per week

Why

he was a supreme gentleman you fucking roastie

what do you mean "having a facebook"?
i have a facebook account, twitter, whatever, but they can't see shit because all of them are completely private

because it's up to them how they get you to pay for their mortgage like a good little cuck

>fb friend request
>It's your 55yr old boss
>"Ignore"

Hes the reason whites and asians shouldn't breed

they just wanted to hookup

obviously my post wasnt meant for you then.

RESIST

have to do a long drive on unknown roads today lads, absolutely BRICKING it to say the least

where you going lad? love a good drive

so, if you're worried about it, just make a facebook account and set it to completely private? literally 5mins to do and upload one picture
dont see how it makes a difference
the type of employer that would care about facebook or some shit isnt worth your time anyway

Can't tell if she fancies me or if she's using me for attention/to not be bored

>They basically lost half a generation to it
Implying 2 chinks isn't all that's needed for them to bounce back.

imagine how minging the average woman would've been 2000 years ago

he meant he has no online prescence so he looks like a weirdo

I should add, opium use in India is different than most of the rest of Asia. Smoking it right out of a pipe and chasing the dragon existed/exists in India, but Opium was grown in such large quantities for use in traditional medicines where it's only microdosed. If I had to guess why opium culture is different in India in the rest of Asia, it's because opium addicts largely filter themselves out of the next generation. This is conjecture, but I'd assumed when the Indians discovered opium, there were a few generations of opium junkies, but they died off. The pain relief aspect of opium was still well known, so use of opium in small quantities survived, which is how it's used there to this day (loads of traditional Indian medicines contain small quantities of opium).

>pay for their mortgage like a good little cuck

Yeah you won't see me paying for no cuck "rent" or "mortgage", living with mum and dad is for wrinners.

When are Yanks going to give reparations for 1776?

Just having a glance through history and I'm feeling pretty ashamed of being white right now

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nothing cucky about having your own mortgage, that's just how things are done
throwing your own money away and not even having a house at the end of it is literal retardation

i know a few genuinely nice people who simply arent interested in having facebook at all
im the most abnormie person i know and i have an online presence

they saved our bacon in 1945

>implying
do you see how fat and gross so many women are now?
I'd live a fit buxom greek woman with a thick bushy pussy

where are you getting that from

>Facebook
For narcissistic people + creeps
Why?

Wish they hadn't

i do have one, just wondering about others.

women exist solely to make men miserable

im a creep

>Vera Lynn is still alive
Astonishing

>Be at 'rents house
>'rents take my fucking Key and disappear for the day
>Can't leave
>They'll be back tomorrow at lunchtime

Might kill myself lads

I love this lad. I drove 6 hours Monday. Got delayed so it was more like 8 and the last 3 were in pitch black on motorways and A roads. They were deserted once we got past the lad threatening to off himself on the M5. (Cheers you cunt you delayed hundreds of people).

So it was just pitch blackness cruising at 80 with the radio cranked up from 8-10pm. Pure bliss desu.

Had to follow my satnav just to go to the local Tescos yesterday. A lad in a Volvo estate was very irate that he had to wait behind me as I looked for my turnoff. Driving unknown roads is top bants. Just annoying when the roads are so poorly signed you can't tell which lane you need until its too late.

Think I might attempt No Fap October next month. Anyone else doing it?

anybody else lost most/all of their friends after graduating highschool? we all went our separate ways and i haven't contacted any of the people i grew up with in over ten years lads

Just found some old BustyBritian porn I forgot I had downloaded lads, might have a cheeky fap soon.

might try no gf october
reckon it will be a breeze

>Facebook
>2017

Clearly you lads are well behind the times when it comes to normies.
Facebook is passé, no-one uses facebook anymore. Normies are even starting to declare that they are "quitting" it or letting their profile fall into disrepair. They were the last holdouts after the outcasts and teenagers ditched it years ago.

You see, their parents, elderly coworkers, leftypol wankers, and newlywed new parents started using Facebook, and thus it was ruined with a deluge of shite. 5 years ago I was a total weirdo for not posting on facebook, now I notice everyone I went to uni with has not posted anything in 2-3 years either.

Except the leftypol benders of course. They're still on there posting rants about how Corbyn is our saviour into a sea of baby and wedding photos

Good lad

might give no oxygen october a go lads

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