Kek. DL actually posted this.
Kek. DL actually posted this
Angel Kelly
Brody Harris
me on the left
Aaron Bennett
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Jackson Perry
Hyde admits he has been questioned by law enforcement over the Twitter rumors, but won’t go into detail. Friends and family members have also been fooled into thinking he is a violent gunman. Hyde explained in an email:
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
William Reyes
Who wants to help me trick multiple media outlets into saying I was the shooter next time this happens so I can sue all of them and finally be a rich fag? My name's Mitchell, remember me for next time.
Jace Cruz
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
fucking top kek
Jacob Reed
>and insult him using memes about spaghetti and raisins that nobody quite understands
kek
Jaxson Baker
>Edit: It should be noted that Hyde’s statement is just a series of Sup Forums memes mocking progressives (except the “saving money on car insurance” meme). Deconstructed, his statement is a perfect example of this no-chill Internet subculture. The idea of Hyde — of any man, really — being a caring and responsible stepfather and a practitioner of the Jewish faith is oh-so-hilarious to this demographic.
they know.
Aiden Reed
I know the Sam Hyde one but didn't know who Kinnison was and I had some dindu on Twitter actually tell me unironically that he was the cop that killed the nigger and used that exact pic of him on the right as proof
I still don't know who he is but she said he tweeted racist stuff and said "I'm not afraid of these niggers"
Jason Roberts
Sam? Is that you??
Charles Thompson
Hmmmm really makes you THINK
Noah Green
>my wife's boyfriend
Meme magic can't be this powerful
Jonathan Phillips
Mitch? Is that you? The one who's dating Camille?
Hudson Murphy
>denmark in charge of realizing he's being played
Angel Murphy
based af
Kevin Rodriguez
LEAVE KAMILLE OUT OF THIS
Dylan Gonzalez
he can't keep getting away with it the madman
Levi Russell
God, how much did this woman's pussy ache writing that article hating on everything she disapproves of
Luis Perry
has anyone figured out how many counts of murder Sam Hyde would be facing if he ever got caught?
It must be in the thousands by now.
Brody Butler
Quite a number, I'm sure.
Bentley Johnson
Everything about that article is Kek worthy gold m80
Jackson Cooper
...
Kevin Smith
No I'm just some depressed alcoholic who's sad about a girl named Sandy : )
Kevin Murphy
Ethan White
>graduations
Do people really think niggers graduate from high school?
Colton Jackson
>“My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
MY HUES GOT OBLITERATED
Thomas Butler
someone snitched in the comments