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phwoar edition

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her feet look really gross

doing a poo

anime

that's because they're fucking feet, you virgin

*marches towards you*

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at least shes actually a human

gonna have an HIV test today boys

big toe is wonky

stay positive

that body and you stare at her feet??
fucking weirdo

That's no excuse

>findom
bit odd

tiochfadh ar la
something like that
up them neway

How do you make conversation with a woman, tease them etc.? Can rarely find something to talk to women about, I know the PUA meme just let women talk about themselves but even that's hard

thoughts on Catholics?

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance,
she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

never heard of them

nonces

t. lutheric

NEED a New Zealand permanent residence visa
WILL ACCEPT Australian permanent residence visa

I can't ignore the gross feet, cankles and manhands

Might start watching Code: Geass

apparently its got a planet-spanning Holy Britannia Empire in it, that seems like it might be fun

anyone else seen it?
is it any good?

Christians>muzzies
simple as

>what a dreadfully nihilistic life that is.

is this what i sound like when i talk about how to fly a plane to normal people

dogholics >>>>> catholics

anglo brothers

Fuck sake someone bought that bacon that's 20% water, how hard is it to read the packet before buying?

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women don't want to talk about themselves

Any of you lads looking for a housemate?
My criteria are very simple.

>Parking
>Not a chavvy shit area
>A desk for my PC
>A tenant to bathroom ratio of 3 or under
>A cute Chinese phd student housemate who has no friends in the area yet that will slowly fall for me

Cheers lads. Other nationalities are acceptable within reason.

Hindus Sikhs basically good lads

yeah I have all of that, let me just check whether you fit my criteria
>no redditspacers
ah sorry mate

pretty sure im becoming an incel, lads.

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Ah yes Eva brunne
God bless Sweden

business idea: genetically modify bears to have longer and stronger back legs so they can stand up and walk around kore

just got this today
feels sooo good

bears can already walk on their hind legs

What sized planes??

what is that

where did you buy it from?

shut ya mouth you're not bad, blud

>>Sup Forums

prostate massager
duh

wonder what daily life was like in national socialist germany

Your most likely filtering yourself and looking for some James Bond one-liner that will make her suck your cock, right there. Lower the bar for what's interesting enough to say to a girl. You have things running through your head while you look at her. Say them.
The number one secret to girls is being comfortable enough wasting time with them. That's it.
That being said you can not both look cool and enjoy all the benefits that come from signaling your bourgeois disdain for PUA AND get better at fucking girls. It's one or the other. Simple as.

literally retarded

believe that they cannibalise a 2000 yr old rabbi every sunday

they embarrass true christians

>Simple as.
stopped reading there

based

probably really good for the average german man

Alri baldy

>prostate
>massager
sounds so gay

lmfao

small, single engine, ~4 seat usually.

how is it gay
men have a prostate gland for a reason, it feels nice to stimulate it

Every single one a shithole. huh.

are you a professional or just fly for fun

Ive read loads of PUA stuff ive no disdain for it. Is it better to ask them questions or talk about yourself and when do you move on to touching them?

yeah but not all the time

just training

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it's only gay if you find someone of the same sex/gender sexually attractive

its not even true
you actually can get an abortion here for medical reasons but the repeal campaign just lie so that they can further their goal (abortion on demand)

britain is rubbish

It's unironically good.

Sup Forums was at its peak when it was airing.

'sheed

Ah yes, when I think of smartphones, make-up, and slutty lingerie I think of glorious communism.

Can you imagine if there was an exact answer to these questions that applies to all the guys and girls in the world? That would be a weird world.
Just waste time and touch when you feel it, or not all. If you waste enough time she'll give you clues. E.g. the Indian GF this weekend kissed me first and pulled me to her place at the end of the night saying 'do you have plans tomorrow? I want to stay with you're. All I did was drink beer and talked a potentially infinite amount of shit while being comfortable in my own skin.

nope

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thank you wednesday toad

probably the most fun i've ever had on Sup Forums, fabulous threads everywhere, people getting mad at gg's troll subs, nani mai hunni

>nope

So basically just be comfortable confident and talk random shit that comes into your head all while smiling laughing etc? Do you have any go to conversation starters/topics?

>smartphones wouldn't exist in communism

Saw a white guy wearing a "Lukaku" t-shirt
How cucked can you people get?

Myself and the other honorary whites are ready to fight but as things currently stand, you'll probably defend the menace

Continued flight on the Instrument Guidance System flight path after MM will result in loss of terrain clearance.
(TN: You'll crash into a hill.)

they certainly wouldn't have been invented yet

Nice

>a united cuck

are you surprised, they sing a song about him having a big black cock and dream of getting railed by pogba each night

they would be purely functional like blackberries

me lol

just stabbed a police officer and run off lool

>So basically just be comfortable confident and talk random shit that comes into your head all while smiling laughing etc?
Yes, but don't even force yourself to smile or laugh. That being said What's not to smile about tbqh. You're in times of peace. Enjoying a cold beer in a nice place with a nice girl.
>Do you have any go to conversation starters/topics?
No. Trust me that would be detrimental to constraint yourself with some shit you read on the internet.
When I say random shit. I don't mean "lol do you think squids have assholes" (unless that's what you're really thinking). We tend to mostly censor ourselves for fear of being boring. I tend to mostly start the conversation by asking about her commute and how long it took her to get there (and then branch on rent, work and other boring stuff). Because these are things I am kinda genuinely interested in too. Don't get me wrong I can be a hilarious postmodern motherfucker at times too. But because I know these moments will be generated organically at some point I don't force them.

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who are the honorary whites?

kind of want a blackberry because i DESPISE touchscreen keypads

slavs

johndclare.net/Nazi_Germany3.htm

wtf
i love hitler now

there are none

>butterface edition

opinions on Naz Shah?

anyone got the Rosy imgur?
asking for a mate

t. 'sheed

Just like how the Soviets invented the IC, Microprocessor, transistor, LCD, LED, etc.

Not to mention they aren't/weren't into vanity products in most of the communist nations.

fatso

why is /brit/ so fucking obsessed with communism?
can't understand it