Reloaded>Matrix>Revolutions

Reloaded>Matrix>Revolutions

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Why does he look so skeptical about that ass?

Matrix>Reloaded>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Revolutions

*toot*

Why didn't he bury his face in that ass?

Reloaded is severely underrated, except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene its pretty damn good, has probably the best fight scenes in the trilogy, but its not better than Matrix. Revolutions is gutter trash.

BRT

*brrrhhhappppp*

Matrix=kino
Reloaded=flick
revolutions=shouldn't-even-exist-tier

*sniff sniff sniff*
ah yes...the most pungent one yet, my dear...

Does he have a key for that ass?

I, too, have sometimes posted bait.

wtf is that shooped?

What does your heart tell you?

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he knows that it comes with a price

Good taste OP. Same here

Never change Sup Forums.

i said hop in

Ahh Trinity, my childhood crush

>dodge this

This is quite obvious, so can we discuss animatrix instead? The best story is Matriculated, but what about the best? Kids story was damn good, too. Can we agree Program the worst?

aw ye boi

World Runner/ghost house are amazing.

World record was good, but still mid tier. Beyond was up there though.

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underrated

Matrix>the car chase>the battle with the 1000 Agent Smiths>3 or 4 scenes from the other 2 movies>reloaded>revolutions>the architect>creamed chicken kid>the ones that died>jada pinketts perma-frown

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

>hop in *BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFHFHLPPFffffff........ BRR R r r r r r r r....rrrrrBRAPPPFFFTHHPPPpppppp....*

What do think he's thinking at that very moment when she stretched her ass towards him gesturing for him to "hop on"?

Yeah, maybe shut your your computer for a while and go for a walk..

>someone literally wrote this

>hurr durr someone actually wrote this
fucking reddit

because she got a nice ass but he's too classy to fuck some greasy-haired emo girl

>be old asian guy
>young white women tell you to "hop on" everywhere you go

these threads are the only reason i revisit Sup Forums

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animatrix>everything else

straight from our local autists at /r9k/

>Puke is better than shit
ok OP i agree

The fight of neo with plenty smiths is awful just watch it, my PS2 makes better graphics than that shit.

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I know this is childish immature humor, and I never really thought farts were that funny. But adding a layer of irony to it makes it hilarious to me.

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>Why does he look so skeptical about that ass?
Because he can do better.

He is, after all, the keymaster, who has the keys to unlock every lock!

these are my favorite threads on Sup Forums

>this

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never masturbated to a post before

this

>Reloaded is severely underrated, except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene its pretty damn good, has probably the best fight scenes in the trilogy, but its not better than Matrix.
My exact thoughts

I just came

>except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene

Most nerds who love The Matrix would be hiding in the corner behind a stalagmite, watching their waifus from 3rd grade stink up the place with the chads.

Me and you are probably alone in this universe, but I agree OP.

Welp. That's enough Sup Forums for tonight

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr it sure is cold tonight, gang

this

hop on
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Wachowskis most to least kino:

1. The Matrix
2. Bound
3. Speed Racer
4. The Matrix: Reloaded
5. Jupiter Ascending
6. Cloud Atlas
7. The Matrix: Revolutions

Matrix is so much better than both the sequels.

Not up for debate.

never seen this pasta before kek'd heartily

You are the poet David bowman needed in 2001 a space odessey

I'd put a few more meme arrows before Reloaded but this guy gets it

Just squint a little and pretend it holds up

Cloud Atlas > Jupiter Ascending

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>The fight of neo with plenty smiths
jesus christ, it's called the burly brawl.

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This so fucking much.

Reloaded is the Episode One of the Matrix sequels: a pretty decent movie with some utterly killer sequences in it that was really only a couple AWFUL casting/story/directing decisions away from being every bit as good as it's iconic forebears, that ended up being demeaned because it wasn't as good as they were and lead to some utterly horrific sequels.

that's some shitty pasta

brep