/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #27
-Depleted England side lose first Ashes test in Australia
-Second test starts on Saturday in Adelaide for the first ever Ashes Day/Nighter

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youtube.com/watch?v=ac04hnPxl8A
foxsports.com.au/cricket/australia/news-story/e14dc6dd109ac580894e793f53a9aaa7
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Best girl

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what's the point of this thread? the match is over

How to fix test cricket:
>4 days, 100 overs bowled per day
>both teams get 2 100 over innings'
>they can choose to go over 100 overs in their first innings but will have less overs in their second. likewise they can declare early and have a longer second innings if they so choose
>if a significant portion of the match is delayed due to rain the final day will be a designated best of 3 T20 day and will decide the result of the test
>all wickets will be a -10 to the run tally to prevent teams from just going for it when it gets close to the 100 over mark

"I want to address you personally about the news that came over the last 24 hours. I think it was blown out of proportion.

"We were allowed out, no curfews and I caught up with some friends. We were in the bar, had a good laugh. Cameron and I enjoyed the evening and continues to do so.

"No intent of malice and, as you can, there was no animosity between myself or any of the Aussie players. We'll move on from there."

>what does cric think of these lot?

Hope the Australian girl gets a wildcard position

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why isn't canada a cricketing superpower lads?

- commonwealth
- massive surplus of subcontinentals
- shit at every sport except ice hockey which means it would be easy to invest in another one

It's too cold there, they'd probably have to play in roof stadiums and international cricket isn't ready for that.

Disgusting

It's no worse than England or Ireland

It honestly makes no sense why it never caught on in Canada. Even America was still playing it into the 20th century

>He connected with my head with a force that would make me think: 'wow, that's weird.'

great quote

This cunt headbutts you in the bar, what do you do?

not say anything about it for the next two weeks

>Australian cricket captain
>furfag
pick both

It would also be pretty embarrassing for a predominantly white country to field a team of Indians and Paki's. It's probably the same reason we don't have a legit team in the states

I wonder how Moeen feels whenever he has to play a match against Pakistan

Reminder that on this day 3 years ago Australian hero Philip Hughes was viciously killed in an unprovoked attack and his murderer still walks free.

probably glad he doesn't live in that shithole

>fix test cricket

can't fix what isn't broken m8

If Moenn doesn't speak Urdu the guys on the Pakistani team could really fuck with him

england btfo yet again

>muh depleted team

This is the first Ashes match I've seen where a team wins by 10 wickets

just adjusted my prediction to australia by 10 wickets lads

1 0 W I C K E T S
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youtube.com/watch?v=ac04hnPxl8A

Will Bancroft be exposed in the rest of this series or will he become the next big strong Australian icon ?

Why does literally every American cooking show specify to use kosher salt? Like, they literally never just call it salt, they always have to say kosher salt

I'm gonna kill myself if Vic don't beat NSW today

yeah the batters were amazing

His murderer won't fuck off and get out >:(

bancroft is the australian terminator
the implacable man
the immovable object

Name one instance when Auscheats were caught blatantly cheating against your team

for me, there are countless

I don't no anything about cricket.. will you teach me?
What's a wicket?

Now the cricket's finished, back to music, post your 3x3s lads

It seems like every batsman (besides Warner and Smoth) get exposed and pulled from the lineup at some point. He might make it through the series but will he make to the end of the tour of South Africa

Voges
Burns
Mitch Marsh
Doolan
Renshaw
etc

1. Nicole Bolton
2.
3.Sarah Taylor
4. Ellyse Perry
5. Dane van Niekerk
6. Smriti Mandhana (quota player)
7. Sune Luus
8.
9. Lauren Cheatle
10. Holly Firling
11.
Finish cutee XI

here's 2 more

I don't no anything about being fat, will you teach me?
What's a burger?

Would scissor with them all

names, need an opener and a few allrounders/bowlers. Also no.6 is up for grabs still

Nina and Edwina lad

nice

Short haired qt's have become my weakness who is that

A piece of beef (from a cow) that is placed betwixt two buns and is delicious... IMPORTANT to not get any poo in it though

tell me about cricketing in finland

good job!
Rosalie Birch
She's a off spinner and lower order batsman
put her at 8 or 11

Where you get this pic of me?

>no Italian cricfu
i m disappoint

>all these freshies

daniel

Idk celebrities bud only big strong cricketers

Ash Barty

Terrible idea

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>I don't no anything about cricket
>I don't no
>no
You might be a bit thick to understand cricket tbph.

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>nicole bolton
shit taste

Glorious ranga

Isa Guya
A right arm fast medium bowler

Post some Kimmy Granger la

give me the name bro

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God she is prime BLACKED material

the filename is all i know

I bet she loves to cover drive if you can comprehend what I am dictating

>his wife is enjoying it
>she has been riding it every moment
what did the commentator mean by this after stove century?

1. Nicole Bolton
2. Italian cricket bird that nobody knows the name of
3.Sarah Taylor(wk)
4. Ellyse Perry
5. Dane van Niekerk (c)
6. Smriti Mandhana
7. Sune Luus
8. Rosalie Birch
9. Lauren Cheatle
10. Holly Firling
11. Nicola Carey
Still room for refinement

I don't know anything about shitting in streets, will you teach me pajeet?

post yfw the handsome XI is better looking than the cutee XI

>nicole bolton

there's got to be a paki and big black cow in there

>Kevin Pietersen calls for Mason Crane to be selected for Adelaide: 'I wouldn’t play Jake Ball in the next Test, absolutely no chance'

Is KP right?

I don't know anything about cheating in cricket, will you teach me auscum?

That's a CUTE

Imagine those chompers taking a chunk out of your wee wee

I WANT TO SQUISH THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS

So is anyone gonna teach me some cricket?

KP needs to stop doing commentary
can't stand that twat

Naomi Stalenberg
She is a Right handed batsman and bowls right arm medium fast

brainlet

Anyone wanna stay up and shitpost for the India/Sri Lanka test?

nope kumiko is best girl

no who cares

Cameron Bancroft is based as fuck

Press conference, when asked about Bairstow headbutting him:
>“He didn’t knock me over. I have the heaviest head in the West Australian squad. There’s an actual measurement. It was a good hit. Play on."

>“He connected with my head with a force that would make me think: ‘wow, that’s weird.’”

basedcroft is our guy

Australia needs a minority quota of at least 6 players

the indian team should have at least one token white lad tbqh

I want to see white lads for West Indies again

>You now remember Richard Chee Quee

;; JUST

You now remember the Nips XI book from primary school.

Stuart Binny is an Anglo-Indian if that counts.

had your daily raw onion yet lads?

The entire conference is great
foxsports.com.au/cricket/australia/news-story/e14dc6dd109ac580894e793f53a9aaa7

she looks like a girl from my school who in year 11 sent a video to a guy of her sticking a deodorant can up her ass which then got sent around to everyone