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Modern Family:

Why does Phil constantly lust after his loud, obnoxious illegal immigrant mother in law when he gets to come home to this MILF every night?

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Grass is always greener? She's "exotic"? Some psychological ribble rabble with Jay? All I know is he's lucky to be able to crush his wife.

The real reason is why does he not molest his own children?

They got fat.

Maybe, but they're practically asking for his dick since the beginning of the show.

Haley got fat?

he obviouslly gets reemed by Bowen w/ one of lil beaners dragon dildos

Hayley is a slut.

Pics of this?

fat tits that is

Because natural tits>fake tits.

this

Because he's a cuck.

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Because why would you want to fuck Hailey?

I miss pre scarred Arielposting

They're both smoking hot and that's all that matters.

i miss this so much m8

Sofia Vergara's voice is fucking abhorrent

plus she looks like an almost passable tranny

Phil would never cheat on Clair. Only looking.

It's been my life's mission to find pornstar lookalikes for all of the female celebrities, but so far I'm only 1 of 4 for Modern Family, and even then, Kendall from Backroom Casting Couch isn't as close of a match to Haley as I'd like.

What about Lily?

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>this MILF

Oh man does Claire do it for me. I'd definitely push Sophia right out of the way, and step on her to pitch some woo at claire. But....if I banged her 100s of times and watched her spit out a bunch of kids I'd get bored. Colombo-bitch has an awful voice, and mediocre face. But that bod is undeniable.

Riley Reid reminds me of Sarah Hyland.

The fuck is wrong with her abdomen? Waiting for a tummytuck to settle?

Hey Brothas from Otha Mothas--the one and only Big P is in the house! My AMA in Sup Forums went well last time, so I'm here to answer question again.

No creepy stuff about Alex this time, please. But if it's about Haley, go wild. Ha. That was a joke. This time I'm posting from my iPad, not my son's laptop.

The makeup doesn't entirely cover her handle

Can you mail me some of Alex's panties?

That'd be the most action she has gotten in months--don't be surprised when she shows up at your apartment with her vows.

You ever walk in on Manny secretly sucking a cock? He is in the closet, right?

Jay is the closet King, so he has no real reason to come out.

Have you seen Gloria's tits?

>that roid gut

Plot twist: Jay is actually gay. It's why Mitchell and Cam make him so uncomfortable, and why he's constantly trying to man up Diabeto. He can't accept his own homosexual urges.

He's really is the Closet King.

How can anyone be more of a silverback than jay?
Also >that episode when Cam marries Mitchell
That was just degenerate. A father leading his son to the altar.

Have you ever had sex with your wife while thinking about Gloria?

Consider putting on a trip and posting everyday.

she's skinny, not in a good way. i love skinny girls, i have jacked it to anna chicks before, but she is all angles and elbows, it looks like she's uncomfortable all the time. reminds me of the other-mother from coraline

Tell us more about your kino cassino. What's your favourite movie to watch when it's raining?

Not saying vegara isn't a 10. But I got into this show bc of the mom. I don't even like blondes but for some reason I'm in love with claire

Still would. I love my claire fu.

Got into this show because of Hayley.
Those perky tits are just so sweet.
Guess that makes me a pleb.

Only on days when I see Gloria. Which is a lot, since I've got tons of pics of her on my phone, ha.

I've been browsing this forum a lot, and I finally got around to watching that Batman movie you guys always quote. It was a "big" success "for me"!

What's a trip? I don't do drugs...often.

I'd say Manny is the family cuckold, but I've seen too many of Alex's crushes fall to Haley's adept seduction.

what is this disease called

I have a milf fetish so only vergara and the mom get me going.

Well cuckolding is the fetish for intellectuals so that would fit.

Jesus Christ

>implying Phil doesn't smell these panties every night to jerk off to

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im a haley pleb too

i dont really like ariel winter but i love everything about haley yes i forgot the actors name

maybe something about me being the eldest in the family too

She's just the archetype of the dumb little slut who needs a good screwing.
Usually I'm more of a femdom type, but I just can't see Claire doing that. Can only imagine asian and brunettes doing that for some strange reason.

Did you know the actor who plays hayley is 29!!!

>1990
still older than i expected, wow

>Al Capone in hotpants

Hyland is the cutest, and hairiest.

one of my fave moments was cam's "...is phil hot?"

too little screentime just the two of them

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every time

Five paragraphs in and I'm already noped, does anyone fucking read this and think "Yeah now this is something I can jerk my dick to"?

I would honestly kill a random person to get a chance to bury my face in that ass

>start reading
>think this is a bit odd
>"I place my hand over his mouth, and my knife sinks into his throat."

Of course

true facts

>The next day I wake up late in the morning. I wash up and spend some time shitposting on Sup Forums.

Alright user, you got me in.

I don't see it.

White Genocide

Sarah has a bit less face pudge

Jessie Andrews has more facial similarities, but she's not hairy enough.

No, they just got
T H I C C
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I've been lusting for this MILF ever since I watched her in "Horrible Bosses", I want so very much to see her cucking her husband in Moder Family.

The giant McDonald's sign kills me every time. Would still lick that belly button though.

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**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

Kind of like this.

please go back to /d/

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reminds me of that bitch from gossip girl

wow is that riley reid

she looks a bit retarded

more?

rude

>Sofia Vergara's voice is fucking abhorrent

this her character is defined by 'squawk squawk squawk'

I like the voice, too bad she's waxed from the neck down.

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

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This is next fucking level. Is all fan-fic like this?

world's most popular mohel

Yeah most fanfictions involve graphic play by play first person accounts of butchering a human body and raping the corpse.

>those feet

i watched this movie only because of her

not really worth it but she was hot as fuck

she's a violent pegger

nice thumbnail you fucking cunt

I've never been able to find a full sized version of it and I assume the user I saved it from couldn't either which is why he posted it. If you have one by all means post.

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need those feet in my mouth

>when he gets to come home to this MILF every night?
hot sluts are dead in the sack

this thread neds more of ariel master race

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>I've never been able to goggle image search