Character is British

>character is British
>calls soccer "football"

HAHAHAH YOU DUMB FROGPOSTER!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU DUMB, DUMB FROGPOSTER.

>football
>not futbehrl

>character is american
>calls handegg "football"

We Americans invented football first though before your faggot soccer came about

>character is American
>calls tricky-kicky ball-in-net "soccer"

>character is Mexican
>asks for "agua"

>Americans call handegg ""football""

Because it makes fucking sense? Its like me calling ping--pong "knee sphere".

you play with your fucking FEET by kicking a ball, hence football.

To be honest Americans dropped the ball by not changing the name to something better like "Smash Ball" or "Battle Ball".

It's called football because it uses a ball and you play it on your feet instead of on a horse, hence why association football, gridiron football, Rugby football and Aussie-rules football are all football

>Character is British
>calls divegrass football

dumb frogposters

Dumb frogposter.

>character is Canadian
>calls furpuck "hockey"

>character is supposed to be british
>pronounces words the american way

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You never invented anything, faggot.

we invented freedom you dirty muslim

You what now you retarded fucking mongoloid?

Or handball... oh wait.

xD

shut the FUCK up Europoors

>americans
>free

Make me, frogposter.

How many guns do you own?

You didn't even invent American Football. The canadiens did.

>character is British
>calls theater, "theatre"

>this isn't even my final feel

By that logic tennis, baseball, basketball etc should all be called football. It's actually impressive how stupid you must be to not realise that

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Who invented Sup Forums?

why so many triggered fags itt

Jews

>not even double digits
Lemme guess they are all bolt acation or semi automatic?

Japan.

Americans are cronically retarded.

They're hunting rifles, I'm not some crazy american who needs guns for freedoms.

>they're hunting rifles

LMAAAAAAAAAAO

>Lemme guess they are all bolt acation or semi automatic?
Good luck getting your hands on an automatic weapon in the US. Better have some seriously deep pockets.

>character is from Tatooine
>hates sand

>character is anyone
>calls "divegrass" anything else

>he needs to have guns in order to be "free"
LMAAAOOOOO

No need to be upset, friend.

>character is American
>mutilates his son's penis
wtf is that even legal?

>character is a dumb frogposter

guys what if..
*looks left and right*
what if..
*places hand on chin*
just think about this..
*cocks head slightly*
what if we are all wrong.
*winks then walks into bathroom*

*follows you in*
heyy~
*plays with your wee willy winky*

ba-zing

teabiscuits positively seething after this roast!

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*nudges you*
Aww, a lil' shy are we?
*Kisses your tummy*
Hmmm, delicious. I like a nice flat tummy :3 oh yes
*puts hand down your pants*
Oh yes, I can feel it now

>60% white

>rich people can't be on Sup Forums

They're deep friend

>character is French Canadian
>asks for bleu cheese dressing on salad

sacre blew

kek

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>It's called football because it uses a ball

Incorrect.

Either bait or too retarded to live.
Either way kys.

>watching british film/series
>have to turn it off because of obnoxious accents

umm... ism and ist much???????????????????????????????????!!!

Stinky dumb frogposting scum

>character is British
>doesn't get into a carcrash every time they go to work

>this entire thread

OMG!

Why does this exist

It's a roundabout that allows drivers to go both clockwise and counter-clockwise. It's actually really smart and super easy to use if you understand it, but people outside of the few towns that have these don't really get it so even locals have to take it slow to compensate for a good number of people ending up in it being confused as hell.

Who needs 4 guns to hunt?

>go both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Why....

Because look how fucking big that thing is. If you could only go clockwise but needed to go one stop to the right you'd have to go aaaaall the way around. With this system you can quickly use one of the mini roundabouts and be out in a jiff.

Sure I can see the logic from the overhead map... but that just wasn't taught in my driving lessons. I never enter roundabouts if there are other cars there. I could never have been prepared for this monster car-eating mechanism

>I never enter roundabouts if there are other cars there
Are you literally retarded? They're so goddamn easy.

>character is from California, USA
>always carrying surfboard

>Angry Wojakposter