YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN

>YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN

have mine as well

Is this some epic new meme?
Epic.
I like it.
Very organic.
And epic.

Brother, May I Have Some Oats?

Include me in the cap

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I really,
Really,
REALLY,
R E A L L Y
like this picture.
Do you mind if I save it?

>what's that?
>you have celiac's disease?
>time to die!

I mean it's their planet, humans are the space Mexicans in this scenario

Who's alien Trump?

some of you guys are alright, dont go to the wheat field tomorrow

checke'd
kek smiles upon you

>a movie about alien wheat farmers

What the fuck were they thinking?

The Queen, duh.

>Wheat looks exactly like our modern wheat on earth
Who the fuck thought this made sense

Can someone please explain?

I'm now imagining the alien trump baby that rules the Galaxy

invest in wheat

Is anyone else sick to death of Ridley Scott just recycling imagery at this point?

YOU BETTER GO FIND SOME PLANET WITH STRONGER WHEAT

Why does it have to look different? Why does it even half to look the same? It's alien crops man.

More interested in that movie LIFE with Jake and Ryan than this to be honest

I'm okay with this new meme.

Our wheat looks the way it does because we've genetically modified it to suit our needs. It wouldn't, or at least shouldn't, look the same on another planet.

Trying to create the new Baneposting? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET THIS TRASH ATTEMPT AT A MEME OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD.

Don't want it fucko, on a low carb diet.

What if it was planted there by someone using a supply from Earth?

Is anyone else sick of Hollywood recycling movies at this point?

>Very organic.
Just like delicious, nutritious alien wheat.

That would make sense, but then who the fuck came to the planet and planted all that wheat?

Buy wheat futures now, buy buy buy!

wheat grows naturally

The whole point of that moment is it *is* our wheat, not alien wheat

>Be new specie in a planet
>Want to be a civilized specie
>Start making own cities and society
>Be a rural wheat farmer
>Weird alien ship lands near my farm land
>Starts burning and killing shit on planet
>Fuckers then terrorize my goddamn wheat
>Kills them all

Fucking aliens, I swear.

Shaw? Inexplicably?

Wheat posting is here to stay.

Do aliens pay taxes?

they only trade wheat

Wheat doesn't just sprout out of rock on every planet

Lol'd

kek

wow, a Metroid Prime game that took place in Texas

BRAVO RETRO

did you ever eat tasty wheat?

Everyone knows corns is superior.

What are the implications of alien wheat on the bonus situation?

very progressive, i like that

They are small state libertarians. The real question is, do they have bonuses?

Do you think the wheat on this planet was grown from funds diverted from the bonus situation, once the company realized they weren't gonna have to pay out? The aliens are the guardians of the wheat/bonus situation.

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GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING XENO

right

Wait, never mind, this is before the bonus situation even existed.

That's kinda the whole mystery, of which you will have to watch the movie to find out

You really are fucking stupid

>organic
hehe

WOT IN ALIENATION

Why do people keep complaining about the CGI? That alien does not look like CGI.
The part where he's headbutting the window is CGI though, but clearly it's not all CGI.

Uh, before we harvest the wheat, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

This is my wallpaper now.

I also saw this on Reddit. m'gentlefag

Fuck you

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What version is this? It looks like more of a android with all those cable looking things

The issue is larger than that. It's the fact that they're showing the alien in its entirety in a well lit shot in broad daylight in the fucking trailer.

Nothing is left to mystery. So this movie is trying to ape the form of the original Alien, while also not understanding why it was so enthralling.

More like Kinomorph

Well done

Clearly our wheat comes from alien wheat, that's why Prometheus drank the goo.

I dunno, I just typed wheat guardian into google, 5th image.

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yes it does. prove me wrong.

protip: you can't

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Ridley the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story Ridley would tell you. It's a bonus situation. Darth Ridley was a director so powerful and so wise, he could use the wheat to situate the bonuses and create...life. He had such a knowledge of the wheat, he could even keep the crops he cared about...from drying

I hate chaff... it's course and rough and it gets everywhere

Guys I don't remember much from Prometheus since how forgettable it was but did they explain why the Weyland Corporation is so corrupted since the company keep sending their employees in suicide mission in the original films?

>mfw the Engineers were just trying to create the perfect strain of wheat, and humans were the byproducts of their experimentation

Because Alien/Aliens were movies made in the 70s and 80s. Every villain in films back then was a big evil corporation .

>Mr. scott why wheat?
>Why not soy?
>Soy is the only plant with complete protein which makes it more nutritionally viable on a new world
>and it's also easy to grow

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Weyland-Yutani owned the copyright on wheat, that's how it got its name

WEylAnd-yuTani -> WEAT

>Magnificent
>Handle bars don't grow to meet chin

What did he mean by this?

The complete protein thing is a myth.

Soy is full of phytoestrogens and kills your fucking gains and turns you into a low-test emasculated cuck.

Soy allergies aren't uncommon.

even more reason for weyland to use it and fuck over his employees just a bit more before they die.

Uh, you don't get to bring crops.

What about wheat allergies?

Is Wheatposting the meme we need?

>the perfect organism....bread for killing

I admire its purity

>gay couple

Kek

>bread for killing
>bread

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explain this wheat meme ive been gone for a week

>white man and white woman embracing in nudity
>a large black appendix interrupts them

never forget this

too complex, you'd have to read a lot of archived threads so why bother?

Alien Covenant trailer

is this the daily shitpost thread

>man
Hi kevin

kek

Is anyone else sick of Sup Forums recycling memes at this point?

That means he's got a bit of Latino in him muchacho.

>it's a crew of space explorers whose benign space mission is actually en evil weyland ploy
>again
>they find another engineer horseshoe ship and go exploran inside
>again
>an egg hatches and a facehugger gets a guy
>again
>a xenomorph pops out of him and the crew dies one by one
>again

Fucking christ. Why even bother.