South American commentator

>South American commentator
>team scores
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

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>british commentator
>team scores
>ah, brilliant.

What's the matter Nigel, aren't you a man of cultureTM?

>Wing! Passes to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!

>south american team scores a tap-in
>"GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOL GOL"

>american team scores a goal
>commentator dies of a heart attack because he was too fat

>nGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OOOL

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAZO

>England scores
>Allahu Akbar

>American Commentator
>..and it's a touchdown from shitavious Jones! That's gotta be the ford tough play of the week, and now for a quick word from duracell

>england scores
>and we're one nil up, robbie

>British commentator
>team scores
>he starts talking fast and all you can understand is "Allah"

>Argentinian commentator
>team scores
>he tries his best to sound white

>argentinian commentator
>team gets refballed
>starts shouting insults
based raimundi

>england scores an awful ricochet meme goal
>commentator: brilliant, that was absolutely brilliant, what do you think garry? ooh yes pure class from the england striker

>north American hockey commentary
>SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Argentine scores in the English league
>oooh, magnificent, that's Argentine tango paying off right there.

>NFL player scores touchdown
>forgot to tip the cameraman so he won't let me bypass the mandatory 3 hours of ads after every play

>Spanish player dunks on an all time top 40 NBA player
>"Nobody expects the Spanish inkwewsition xDDD"

>"Nobody expects the Spanish inkwewsition xDDD"
didn't they give like a 4 month notice for the jew/muslim to run away to a different country or convert to catholicism though?

tfw i read this in al michaels voice

>british commentator
>player scores
>says nothing
boring as fuck m8

Those are "relatores partidarios", no one takes them seriously

>Russian commentator
>Team cross the ball into the penalty area
>PADATCHAAAA

>Argentine player scores in the English league
>oh he's hit that harder than the belgrano

>kanté scores a goal
>NGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLO

>british commentator
>player scores
>"wow, that's a terrific shot"
>*5 minutes of silence*

>American player scores the winning goal

Just kidding lol

>British commentator
>Player scores
>Oooooh he's done it...........how about that.............

>British player scores
>Allahu... inshallah

> 1 minute of crowd celebrations allowing you to appreciate the impact of said goal, punctuated by effervescent wordsmithing describing it.

Fixed that for you, João.

>Swedish commentator
>team scorer
>MÅÅÅÅÅLL OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ OJ

youtube.com/watch?v=iFgEQ0atB3U

youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCU

hahaha lol

>RiiiiSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN

>Trinidad and Tobago player scores
>

>losing to Todadodoadodoaogo and Togo

>English player scores
>ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!!!
>Nobody celebrates as the call to prayer is heard

>american commentator
>team scores
>that was a senssational goal, this is play of the year in fact we haven't seen a goal scored in this weather on this pitch while both teams are wearing white socks since 1936, it is a record

>american commentator
>he was offsides but that would be a good goal brought to you by bud light, 20% off in your local walmart, buy.

>british commentators will never sound this white
youtu.be/Ch1myTyyZZA

>brazil scores
>PEW PEW PEW PEW BRAZIL ZIL ZIL ZIL ZIL starts playing

English commentators are boring as fuck when anyone scores. SA commentators hypes the moment with the GOOOOOOL. Souless Yurop people.

>british commentator
>liverpool scores
>They've done it! They're winning the league surely now! It's their bloody year!

youtube.com/watch?v=PCNB1ISRIkY

This, it's like they don't really like the sport

kekked

reeeeeee delet that video

>England concedes a goal
>commentator starts defending Joe Hart

>american commentator
>player scores a touchdown
>AND THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT

How it should be.

most portuguese commentators
>benfica scores
>GOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÇOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO BENFICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Porto scores
>e... golo do Porto
fuck the media, always biased towards that fascist/communist club

Or they like it enough not to disrespect it with third-world enthusiasm?

>Brazil scores
>"...and he makes it 1-7"

>French commentators
>goal is scored
>multiple men screaming at the top of their lungs
>" OUUUUUH LA ALA QUELLE BUUUUTTTT"

>player scores a tap in
>gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>player dribbles past 5 players and scores
>goooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

There is a little thing called subtlety.

>English commentator
>Lovely touch
>Down to you Crofty

Radio commentators were great.

A lot of English commentators are a bit shit tbf

Not all of us stay calm and collected when excited like you asians

>frog commentator
>hasb score

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>the three lions playing
>don't score

>Greek player / club / national team score
>"They will be celebrating this with some gyros tonight heh"

What happened to your leaf?

kek

>>*5 minutes of silence*

Honestly what is wrong with this?
Do you really need some beaner shouting and screaming for 90 minutes?

>player scores
>they will be celebrating on [city street name] tonight!

>british commentators

>and he scores
pause
>one nil
longer pause
>look at that
more silence

>dutch player scores
>commentator starts shouting DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!
>realises the ball has actually hit the side netting, and it's vincent janssen with the shot
>starts crying uncontrollably

I dont know much about sports but this thread is giving me a good laugh. Thanks guys.

>oh look at that, Donald. Aaron Mouthbreather just blooted the ball into the net. what is that called again?
>it is a goal, patrick. you may remember the last time the english team managed to score one when the lad george best was capped

>tfw listen to british commentary exclusively
everything else (that i've encountered) is dogshit. though we do have some fantastic garbage-time trio here that Sup Forums would adore had it been in english.

L O L
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For me is this.
youtu.be/pbGCBtrs1Bo?t=3m30s

>trump scores
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>500 days later
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

さすが

>all these south americans complaining about "silence" in british commentary

Do you seriously need somebody to scream at everything that's happening? The crowd celebrating is much much more entertaining, especially when followed by the commentator briefly screaming the striker's name as he is shooting.

>AGUEROOOOOOOOOO
>people going insane for 10 seconds
>I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

>here's hogg... DEENEYYYYYY
>people going insane for 10 seconds
>DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES

What more do you want?

>english commentators
>hamilton DOES get away quickly INDEED but bottas DOES get launched there INDEED, what do you think Martin?
>yeah, what a clumsy move, That was really clumsy...

>German commentator
>Götze scores World Cup winner
>MACH IHN ER MACHT IHN MARIO GÖTZE
>3 minutes silence
>heavy breathing in background

Based Gianluigi. English commentary > Sudaca commentary, every time.

English and German commentators are fucking SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=EIjSO3xXz-c

How can you watch this shit? It makes the sport completely miserable like your petty little lives in those grey, cloudy, shithole countries.

>south americans need someone to autistically screech whenever a goal is scored

messi messi messi messi messi messi messi gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool golazo de la messi

>mexican commentator
>"Ruidíaz le puso mucha crema a sus tacos y anotó este #GoLALAAAAAAAAAAzo"

>t. El chicANO

>no Dennis Bergkamp
youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

made me rewatch DEENEY
thanks

Am I the only Argie in here that absolutely despises the way commentators react to goals here in South America?
It's repetitive, boring, annoying, intrusive.

I will never forget Martin Tyler's "AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and the "I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN"

Sounded 10x better than the shit we get on TV.

>he doesn't rate this
youtube.com/watch?v=Vaqgen2PKn0

The Arab AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO commentary is GOAT

I'm glad I'll never again see 10-men QPR blatantly throw the game in the last 5 minutes because they had escaped relegation anyway.

The absolute GOAT coming through.

youtube.com/watch?v=WHVAHFwPCEQ

this
look at the fucking QPR defending and especially goalkeeping at the end

youtube.com/watch?v=eUngZqMgmXA

Better than muh Aguero desu

>Argentina scores
>GOLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DEEEEEEEEEEE ARRRRGEEEEEEENTIIIIIIIINAAAAAA ARGENTINA UNO! ...oponente cero

>score against Argentina
>señoras y señores el partido está uno a uno

You have the most biased narrators I have ever heard

if you watch the whole section you'll see
>QPR concedes the draw
>imediatly gives the ball to City at kick-off
>just before the last goal QPR had a throw-in where the player literally just threw the ball to City

kek that's Bambino Pons from Argentina

youtube.com/watch?v=aPEhyc8_gWY

>mfw it's true
aahahahhah

what are you talking about, this?
youtube.com/watch?v=DYMDkx1qHkk
that's fucking pathetic, he goes silent right after the goal.

our commentators are the best, you're a fucking pleb.
youtube.com/watch?v=6vw24XpvAHQ

not so fast...

twitter.com/AlvaritoMorales/status/855860610638151680

>an Argentine narrator shouldn't root for Argentina
do you seriously enjoy your own commentators clebrating goals scored against your country?
fuck you're stupid.

>literally any sudaca spic league's commentator
>goal is scored
>have to listen to "goooooool" for 23 minutes

Say all you will about soulless and robotic German commentators, but their not overdramatic faggots.