ITT: Big Ballers

>12 years old
>18 year old girlfriend
>annihilates U-17 Bundes every weekend

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Why does he look like he was +25?
>that neck

his """birth certificate""" is from the german embassy in cameroon

>12 year old

Biggest bs I've seen on Sup Forums ever

So he's 30+?

the deal is his mother was like 16 with his claimed birth age, most likely his 63 year old dad wants to cover up he impregnated a 13 year old

>yeah, this is me when i was 17. u mad, wh*te boi?

He's actually 30 and the Germans are scared to test his bones proving his age because deep down they know

>12 years old
>those wrinkles on his neck
this guy is closer to 30 than 20

blacks just peak (too) early

I'm 99% sure he will not amount to anything, no way

And if he's really dumb he will impregnate his Turkish girlfriend and then first his parents will have to take care of his child and from 18 onwards he himself will have to for like a decade without ever seeing it

his life is a disaster in the making

>and from 18 onwards
already there la

at least the guy is 'decent enough' to date an adult closer to his real age than some minor

>24 goals in 13 caps
> even better than PuliGOAT

ITS COMING HOME LA

12 year old boys don't think about sex. They can't even ejaculate.

legally he's 13, so he will not have to pay child support until he's 18 by German law, but his parents have to

first of all he's 13 and second of all, are you stupid?

I masturbated the first time at 12, got my first blow/handjob at 15 (lost my virginity at only 17, but not because I didn't think about sex much earlier)

speak for yourself soyboy

get your testes checked, fagget

>has a white German gf

wew

kek

lol wut?

his gf is turkish, she plays for the women's team of FC St. Pauli (pic related)

No you cuck, he dates a 18-year old fat turkish wimmenz' football player

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years old

...

thanks for the info m8

>12
Yeah, no. I've lived 20 years in an African country and no 12 year old looked like that.

t. South African expat

Why are Brits such rotten cucks?

nice ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''girl'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''friend
>obese women can be pro footballers
lmao

it is astonishing to me that anyone believes he is twelve

have these people never met a twelve year old? were they not once twelve years old themselves?

>12 years old

She's a big gil

THICC

whoa whoa bin this racism, nigel

>thicc childbearing hips

dortmund officials insist the birth certificate is real

>inb4 someone posts lukaku and renato shittest

>bragging about getting a handjob on an autism support site
Sad.

Looks like he was about 12 years old when he started elementary school.

probably is tbf, im guessing someone paid someone off for it tho

much such cases

lol, where am I bragging?

that other dude claimed that boys at that age don't think about sex yet and I showed him that that's bullshit based on my personal experience

I feel so much closer to you now.

>white people

Yes, I'm sure informing us that you lost your virginity at 17 is very relevant to the discussion

Sad.

You seem awfully defensive about your virginity there, hans.

>u15

that whiteboi looks about 9 lmao. fucks wrong w/ white ppl

Poor guys gonna be 36 when he finally hits the pros.

>
jealous much

i actually tried to show that I lost my virginity ONLY at 17, but not because I didn't think about sex earlier but because I didn't get any pussy up until that point
it was literally the opposite of bragging, ffs

why are we even having this discussion?

yeah i'm sure he's jealous of a kraut, take your proxy off hans

>proxy
screeching

>all those white soyboys mirin ITT

i was shooting loads like a maniac at age 12

thicc

>tfw late puberty
Was a pretty good football player but couldn't keep up anymore between 11 and 14 years old because of that. Lost all confidence and stopped football.

lmao the littlefag won that game

same i stopped with 16 after 10 years

the dwarf won

white dwarves > everyone in sawker

Imagine if a white guy with the same signs of aging tried to claim he was 12, he'd get laughed at and told to gtfo. This whole being scared of getting called racist so letting shit slide is getting out of hand.

now i wanna know what tyson furry locked like

how the fuck are germany and sweden letting this happen? Are 6th grade classrooms there seriously made up of white germanic/scandanavian kids with random 30 year old african and arab guys that everyone pretends is the same age because they're illiterate third world retards?

this case is very common in football

these two 'twins' were supposedly 15 when they joined atletico, unironically surnamed obama

it's the football version of the nigerian scam

everybody overpays for
>le pacey wonderboy
so african footballers who come to europe try to lower their age

>12 years old

Two different things. The """""under age""""" refugees arrive without passports and I agree, it's stupid to let them pick a birth date. This guy is a different story, he immigrated with perfectly valid documents. No one is going to bother unless you start to believe that there's some systematic abuse happening.

She looks pretty white to me.

thanks for the blogpost hans

lmfao

>he got a blowjob at 15
>still took him two more years to lose his v

fifftee sicks berdent XDDD

Why hasn't his gf been arrested?

You let this happen as well with Freddy Adu

oh shiet... should someone call german police about this 18 year old dating a 12 year old? I think so, this is literally sexual abuse of a minor

Don't you know? It's okay for women to fuck young boys. It doesn't make them rapists or pedophiles.

if this is white in canada, I don't wanna know how brown you guys actually are....

Guys, no birth certificate issued in Africa is reliable. Shitters from that continent are competitive on ""youth cups"" for a reason

she can date him, just not fuck him until next year when he turns 14

but he or his parents would need to report her to the police after they had sex and prove the sex happened

>not wanting a mature woman to guide you into adulthood

im jeally of all the boys who got to fuck their hot teachers

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5121787/Defender-sent-trying-finger-opponents-backside.html

>tfw he actually is a 45yo pedo

i heard he will go to seria a

Hope that >we will menage to sell him to Real for 50 milions before he hits retirement age in a couple of years.

uh oh lads... I think I've solved the mystery

He looks 13 here just tall

>He looks 13 here

>the webpage that destroyed african football
shut it down!

Racist website, it doesn't work with black people

A few years back he looked about right, at least height wise.

You guys would've said the same about Lukaku when he was a kid.

I wonder why

lmaooo look at those short shorts, truly a sport for homosexuals

If only they wore protective gear. Like big manly men.

...

years old
year old girlfriend
reported to the authorities

why are americans so insecure about nudity ?
is it because the puritans repressed their homo erotic lust

Holy shit, that nig’s at least 18.

It's because their culture is infested with soyboys

Who /12/ here?

He doesn't actually look old though, just abnormal. Compare him to the ref instead, it's like a huge baby.

so the girlfriend goes to jail for rape.
Thanks, males are not as bad as I thought

That is not the neck of a 12 year old lmao. did he start and finish puberty before he's even 13?

fuck can you imagine being as sick as this guy? i fucking wish

You know the NBA only stopped using short shorts because the Fab Five made baggy nignog shit popular?

if you only would be this insecure about your mutilated cock