>12 years old
>18 year old girlfriend
>annihilates U-17 Bundes every weekend
ITT: Big Ballers
Why does he look like he was +25?
>that neck
his """birth certificate""" is from the german embassy in cameroon
>12 year old
Biggest bs I've seen on Sup Forums ever
So he's 30+?
the deal is his mother was like 16 with his claimed birth age, most likely his 63 year old dad wants to cover up he impregnated a 13 year old
>yeah, this is me when i was 17. u mad, wh*te boi?
He's actually 30 and the Germans are scared to test his bones proving his age because deep down they know
>12 years old
>those wrinkles on his neck
this guy is closer to 30 than 20
blacks just peak (too) early
I'm 99% sure he will not amount to anything, no way
And if he's really dumb he will impregnate his Turkish girlfriend and then first his parents will have to take care of his child and from 18 onwards he himself will have to for like a decade without ever seeing it
his life is a disaster in the making
>and from 18 onwards
already there la
at least the guy is 'decent enough' to date an adult closer to his real age than some minor
>24 goals in 13 caps
> even better than PuliGOAT
ITS COMING HOME LA
12 year old boys don't think about sex. They can't even ejaculate.
legally he's 13, so he will not have to pay child support until he's 18 by German law, but his parents have to
first of all he's 13 and second of all, are you stupid?
I masturbated the first time at 12, got my first blow/handjob at 15 (lost my virginity at only 17, but not because I didn't think about sex much earlier)
speak for yourself soyboy
get your testes checked, fagget
>has a white German gf
wew
kek
lol wut?
his gf is turkish, she plays for the women's team of FC St. Pauli (pic related)
No you cuck, he dates a 18-year old fat turkish wimmenz' football player
years old
...
thanks for the info m8
>12
Yeah, no. I've lived 20 years in an African country and no 12 year old looked like that.
t. South African expat
Why are Brits such rotten cucks?
nice ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''girl'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''friend
>obese women can be pro footballers
lmao
it is astonishing to me that anyone believes he is twelve
have these people never met a twelve year old? were they not once twelve years old themselves?
>12 years old
She's a big gil
THICC
whoa whoa bin this racism, nigel
>thicc childbearing hips
dortmund officials insist the birth certificate is real
>inb4 someone posts lukaku and renato shittest
>bragging about getting a handjob on an autism support site
Sad.
Looks like he was about 12 years old when he started elementary school.
probably is tbf, im guessing someone paid someone off for it tho
much such cases
lol, where am I bragging?
that other dude claimed that boys at that age don't think about sex yet and I showed him that that's bullshit based on my personal experience
I feel so much closer to you now.
>white people
Yes, I'm sure informing us that you lost your virginity at 17 is very relevant to the discussion
Sad.
You seem awfully defensive about your virginity there, hans.
>u15
that whiteboi looks about 9 lmao. fucks wrong w/ white ppl
Poor guys gonna be 36 when he finally hits the pros.
>
jealous much
i actually tried to show that I lost my virginity ONLY at 17, but not because I didn't think about sex earlier but because I didn't get any pussy up until that point
it was literally the opposite of bragging, ffs
why are we even having this discussion?
yeah i'm sure he's jealous of a kraut, take your proxy off hans
>proxy
screeching
>all those white soyboys mirin ITT
i was shooting loads like a maniac at age 12
thicc
>tfw late puberty
Was a pretty good football player but couldn't keep up anymore between 11 and 14 years old because of that. Lost all confidence and stopped football.
lmao the littlefag won that game
same i stopped with 16 after 10 years
the dwarf won
white dwarves > everyone in sawker
Imagine if a white guy with the same signs of aging tried to claim he was 12, he'd get laughed at and told to gtfo. This whole being scared of getting called racist so letting shit slide is getting out of hand.
now i wanna know what tyson furry locked like
how the fuck are germany and sweden letting this happen? Are 6th grade classrooms there seriously made up of white germanic/scandanavian kids with random 30 year old african and arab guys that everyone pretends is the same age because they're illiterate third world retards?
this case is very common in football
these two 'twins' were supposedly 15 when they joined atletico, unironically surnamed obama
it's the football version of the nigerian scam
everybody overpays for
>le pacey wonderboy
so african footballers who come to europe try to lower their age
>12 years old
Two different things. The """""under age""""" refugees arrive without passports and I agree, it's stupid to let them pick a birth date. This guy is a different story, he immigrated with perfectly valid documents. No one is going to bother unless you start to believe that there's some systematic abuse happening.
She looks pretty white to me.
thanks for the blogpost hans
lmfao
>he got a blowjob at 15
>still took him two more years to lose his v
fifftee sicks berdent XDDD
Why hasn't his gf been arrested?
You let this happen as well with Freddy Adu
oh shiet... should someone call german police about this 18 year old dating a 12 year old? I think so, this is literally sexual abuse of a minor
Don't you know? It's okay for women to fuck young boys. It doesn't make them rapists or pedophiles.
if this is white in canada, I don't wanna know how brown you guys actually are....
Guys, no birth certificate issued in Africa is reliable. Shitters from that continent are competitive on ""youth cups"" for a reason
she can date him, just not fuck him until next year when he turns 14
but he or his parents would need to report her to the police after they had sex and prove the sex happened
>not wanting a mature woman to guide you into adulthood
im jeally of all the boys who got to fuck their hot teachers
>tfw he actually is a 45yo pedo
i heard he will go to seria a
Hope that >we will menage to sell him to Real for 50 milions before he hits retirement age in a couple of years.
uh oh lads... I think I've solved the mystery
He looks 13 here just tall
>He looks 13 here
>the webpage that destroyed african football
shut it down!
Racist website, it doesn't work with black people
A few years back he looked about right, at least height wise.
You guys would've said the same about Lukaku when he was a kid.
I wonder why
lmaooo look at those short shorts, truly a sport for homosexuals
If only they wore protective gear. Like big manly men.
...
years old
year old girlfriend
reported to the authorities
why are americans so insecure about nudity ?
is it because the puritans repressed their homo erotic lust
Holy shit, that nig’s at least 18.
It's because their culture is infested with soyboys
Who /12/ here?
He doesn't actually look old though, just abnormal. Compare him to the ref instead, it's like a huge baby.
so the girlfriend goes to jail for rape.
Thanks, males are not as bad as I thought
That is not the neck of a 12 year old lmao. did he start and finish puberty before he's even 13?
fuck can you imagine being as sick as this guy? i fucking wish
You know the NBA only stopped using short shorts because the Fab Five made baggy nignog shit popular?
if you only would be this insecure about your mutilated cock