retarded pepe edition
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any manchester man in
republican england
remember the 18 gorillipn niggsrcaust suck cock fuck drumpf dick shit bog fart
2nd business idea: restore the prussian (german) monarchy
WHY THE FUCK DID WE VOTE BREXIT
can't believe the last thread lasted until 367 posts
Feel like shite :(
very pooey thread so far
The rootless-cosmopolitan Subotsky tried with all his might to exterminate all nationality from Soviet literature. Foaming at the mouth this cosmopolitan propagandist hurls epithets towards those Soviet writers, who want "on the outside, in language, in details of character a positive hero" to express his belonging to this or that nationality."
These cosmopolitan goals of Subotsky are directed against Soviet patriotism and against Party policy, which always has attached great significance to the national qualities and national traditions of peoples. Lenin spoke out at the 8th Party Congress against the Trotskyite Pyatakov, who had suggested (as a provocation) to eliminate the point about national self-determination from the Party programme, saying, "This could be done, if there were people without national characteristics. But there are no such people, and we cannot build a socialist society any other way.
3rd business idea: restore the british monarchy in america
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A Sacred Vow
Bells toll as rioting ends; and Cesare returns to Pisa, where he secretly rendezvous with a pregnant Fiametta, fearful of Rodrigo discovering his unborn son.
0161 manny on the map
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this is fucking mental, the bollocks of the driver as well
he said he doesnt want it
you know what they say, you wait an hour for a bus and then 3 /brit/ threads are linked at once
alright rkid love oasis me
mum gave my little brother £25 so me and him could buy supper
first he lied to me and said he was only given £15
then he said that he'd already spent it all anyway so it didnt matter
then he said he had lots of work and couldnt stay to talk any more (bullshit - he is 14, he has zero work)
for fucks sake
im hungry
the monarchs suck
panthers rule!
just had a very relaxing drive in euro truck sim
>Earn £90k in london
>bank refuses me mortgage on a studio crackden apartment in tower hamlets
FUCK sake lads
feel like shit lads just want her back
ITT: replace song lyrics with poo
I, I WILL BE KING
AND POO, POO WILL BE QUEEN
doesn't matter
beat him until he regurgitates his supper into your mouth
idk lad. such a shame
i'm in love with the shape of poo
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement's.
You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin's.
When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.
When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.
so bloody lonely. need a bf.
need good music that a normie girl will like
STAT
did the man make the car go fast?
>£25 for dinner for 2 people
your mum stupid or something ?
>Earn 30K
>You're provided with a place to live for free
Could happen.
Why has the green bloke got a ferret
>I want to make the thread, me me me!
you new thread runts are truly pathetic
Why not just commute in from outside London and roll in the dosh mate.
reckon you could live a king on £50k up north, in london you'd still be in a flat share above a kebab shop.
They’ve lost touch with the common man
guaranteed to get the fannies wet this one
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for a laff innit
might move to japan lads
all i ever wanted, all i ever needed, is poo in my arms
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big poo on his hip,
Big poo on his hip
Big poo on his hip
Big poooo, big poooo,
Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big poo on his hip,
Big poo on his hip
would split the cunt in two hey
Just had a lass round and shagged her lads
did it for a laugh desu
Shall I wait for that lad spamming his poem in the other thread to finish before I delete it?
Or just leave it up to humiliate him
his name is apu
*waits for him at the end*
*plonks my ballsack on the brake calipers*
can't go wrong with a bit of garage for the ladies x
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t. made a thread and posted it too late
dont believe you
As an example, civil service differentiates between London and National locations in salary
EO: 22k (national and 27k (London)
HEO: 28k (national) and 32k London
SEO: 35k (national) and 39k (London)
wynona's got herself a big brown poo that she shows to all her friends
arctic monkeys are alright
kanye west too maybe?
some good 80s synthpop too like japan and talk talk and new order, or even more normie like duran duran
What's it like being a normie?
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stop cultural appripriation
when you wait ages for a bus and then suddenly three show up at once
NEED a gf who likes primus
It's not a poem. It's in the Bible I think.
Alri
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>shag
nobody says this you cringeworthy reddit faggots.
Any heroin man in?
I'd go for a couple of weeks, a month at the most. Any longer and I'd get homesick. Too different. I could move to Spain I reckon, but not Japan.
you cant delete your own threads newcunt
That's nowhere near enough to justify living in London. You'd need to pay me over 40k before I considered living in that place.
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this
nothing better than garage for the ladies whilst also maintaining good choonage
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Why yes, that is Jay from the Inbetweeners. I'm not sure how it's relevant to what I have previously posted.
I'll be honest I didn't really read it
I've done it before, maybe they were empty though
>tfw comfy 16k part time job up north
>tfw live with my mum
>tfw mum doesn't charge me rent
>tfw will never pay off my student loan
it's alright
nigger
What would you spend on yer maw's 60th gift?
>Why yes, that is Jay from the Inbetweeners. I'm not sure how it's relevant to what I have previously posted.
listening to some car hole
HEY DJ PAUL
YOU FUCKING WANKER
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
wish i had a teacher like professor leonard
You playing fucking stupid you daft cunt? hes calling you a fucking liar mate, and im inclined to agree.
Top Shagggarrrrr Meeee HEWWWW
how much did she cost?
People say it all the time.
Two junkies were shooting up outside my hostel last night
Mad ting
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literally dying for a wank lads
>People here unironically think Socialism puts a hard cap on the amount you can earn
>They don't realise it just means that every job you take, you personally own the means to do that job
>"Sure all the little people do most of the work, but it's MY business so I have a right to have first pick of what is produced and earned"
£0, she ate before she came to mine
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you are the majority of postgrads don't sweat it. country is fucked.
stop showing off in front of the yanks you pathetic twat. nobody under the age of 60 in this country says "shag" unironically
wtf i love socialism now
>shagging a bird is this unrealistic to him
honestly feel for you mate
Shut up you southern ponce
Hey that was me n my buddy anto
>abstract algebra
>student loans
sometimes i forget how similar UK and the US are
makes me laugh every time
Venezuela.