Turan General

Please only Turan countries may post.

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No one has ever heard of your shitty classification, Rare Ching Chong.

>American education

Hey Mongolia, it's been like 800 years since you last invaded China... Can we get another one going soon? MAY YUAN DYNASTY LAST 10,000 YEARS

Okay I posted, now fucking what. Go back to being irrelevant?

Hungary reporting in. Greetings to our cousins.

Nah, more Turanic posting, discuss whether some countries count as Turanic.
I'll wait until it collapses again.

no one in the usa, anyway

Posted.
Now please invade China for us.
hakkaa päälle!

We need to call a Turanic crusade, lots of riches and plunder to be had in china!

Agreed!
Men unharness the horses, Infront of us lies Treasury and conquest!

Greetings friend!
Shame I don't know Hungarian
kurultaj.hu/english/

Eid Mubaruk Brother

Greetings, Bangladesh usually isn't counted in.

>mfw they find out

You arent as cool as the other Mongolian.

What other mongolian? I am the only one on this intellectually stunted board.

Is Mongolian difficult to learn?

What's this from?

Yes, totally different from other languages and complex grammar.

Nah. About a year back a Mongol with a decent grasp at the English language came on here and derailed a thread, in a good way. Answered a lot of cultural questions about Mongolia and the state of your country's politics. He said that the Mongolian Government are basically lapdogs and shills for the Russians and people drink a whole lot.

Some of us became european, some became slavs, some became arabs, some became chinks. All the culture, the relationship with the divine and our values lost in time.

Where is the proud horseman riding his horse like the wind, freely in vast steppes?

Where is the shaman who danced through layers and dimensions of reality to learn from those who have no physical bodies?

Where are the real noble women who went to war with his fellow men, not the modern-whore who is needy, mentally ill, weak, attention seeking slut

WE WUZ KANGZ thousands of years ago but now we are suffocating in a sea of dense shit

Yes that's me.

One cannot lie idle, one cannot simply wish for good things to return, one must reclaim it.

Last time the mongol poster didnt capitalize his letters. So maybe it is? If you improved your English then good for you.

You were never kings. You were subhuman muslim/mongol invaders from central asia (where you belong). Go back to your mongol steppes and leave us Indo-europeans alone.

Turkey will be destroyed soon. And on its ashes Kurdistan will arise that will end the injustice of turk rule

>MUHGALNESIA
you have to go back

Why isn't your country being flooded with kebabs since it was your nip country that created the fucking mess in the middle east.

>2nd best Korea posting

I am sorry vassal, you don't count.
>Kurd
Mehmet please eradicate him.

Hey now. Kurds can have North Syria and Iraq. No need to get too upset at the Turks. I think they're disgusting roaches too but the ones who have some legitimate Turkic blood are ok.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakkapeliitta
We never abondoned it.

>Some of us became European
I hope you aren't referring to yourself

How's tengri doing? Sky still blue n shiet?

Guys, I think we give the Turks a bit too much shit. Erdogan might be a roach and some among the Turkish diaspora might act like subhumans, but the average Turk is fine.

Haha. En iyi kürt ölü kürttür. Hayal dünyanda yaşamana devam et. Hiç bir zaman devlet kuramayacaksınız.

Turanic Masterrace reporting in

"The average Turk" is just an Islamified Greek or Armenian. Actual ethnic Turks are a step above animals

Tbh, if Turan was formed, there would be world peace and we wouldn't have the looming threat of china destroying the planet.

not true
t. I used to live in Turkey

I didn't know I lived in "turan"
neat

>RARE

Stop culturally appropriating us Sven-Ahmed.

Finns didn't even have a national consciousness until getting conquered by Russia ignited one

>shithole countries thinking they are relevant

Wise words mongolbro

Exterminating a single rat would be useless while the house is infested with them. We are going to need work animals for the salt mines when the great turkic empire is reborn anyway.

>full gallop
>shoots twice
>charges with the horse
>slashes with sword

I just visualized it in my mind. Fucking beautiful

I was referring to hungarian and nordic bros. This is turan general, why the fuck would I want to be european

>It's a Turk with a Mongolian proxy thread

FYI we all just laugh at you arabian/balkan looking fuckers LARPing as le proud steppe warriors

I didnt need newtoothpaste.
I don't know how you got a national "consience"
Kurds are really annoying and Sup Forums autists support them. Just bomb them more.

Riceniggers get out reeeeeeeeee

t. descendant of indo-european Scythian masterrace

Unfortunately this is not true. I can say maybe %30 of the population is decent. The rest is... well Sup Forums already knows.

>he doesnt know
You are new here aren't you?

sup brothers.

Who will you steal from to make this "empire" anyway? Maybe this time your moon good will let you stay ascendant for longer than 50 years

>50 years
>flag
Who is surprised?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora
Born in Finland to Finnish parents grew up in cuckland.
If iam Svenahmed you are aswell.

The Finns were perfectly fine being Swedes all the way up until they decided they didn't want to be Slavs

>ITT: Turks, Finns and Hungarians pretend their blood is still majority turkic

This saddens me a bit.

A friend of mine went to China a few years back for a year to teach horse-related things at a local horse riding club. She went there being enthusiastic about Chinese culture and she returned a few months earlier being thoroughly disillusioned. The owner of the club (rich Chinese) was impossible to get along with.

Can Netherlands into Turan countries?

People don't really understand how disgusting chinese culture really is. Loud, rude, chauvinistic and wholly obtuse. They are all brainwashed.

have some Mongolian porn.
youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98&index=7&list=PLdqY-hKDThsQAMBlWocUtLdvYBpH_iwxo

The Ottomans were in decline for like 3/5 of their history. Go fuck a yak, heathen.

Dutch really isnt Central Asian.
>tuva
Close enough.

Come, sit by the fire.

You must learn our ways if you seek our kinship. Your journey will not be easy.

Very profane for a man of Christ. I doubt you actually know what scripture says.

>Turan

I'm a Kazakh and don't want to be associated with Turkey. We had so many Bozkurt faggots in school who dreamed about a great Turkic empire, but all looked mediterran

Plz bring back based Asiatic archery traditions.

I descend from Genghis Khan so I count

I don't like being excluded
What are the Glorious ways of the Asian Steppes?

My uncle manages a mine near the southern border of Outer Mongolia. He says Mongolians are dirty rats lol and he carries around a stick to whack Mongolians who slack off

I had a Chinese classmate once. She was probably the only one I had no quarell with (interestingly, the other one was the aforementioned riding instructor). But then again, Chinese living abroad are different to mainland Chinese.

Hong Kongese are another interesting breed. I spoke to one once. He specifically mentioned that he is NOT Chinese, he's from Hong Kong.

Greetings, my fellow Turanians!

Here they were never gone.
They are the most populous country with central asian heritage. And most Turks I've met have been pleasant.

It's not like I took the Lord's name in vain

Come home, mongolman.

Turks are ethnic Greeks who worship Allah. Their Asiatic heritage is negligible, especially in Western Turkey

You should see the Kurultaj once. If it doesn't freak you out, Tengri has his watchful eye on you.

Kurultaj is basically Burning Man with less hippies and more marauders on horseback. Representatives of Turanic nations come together and celebrate our heritage.

And huge amounts of lángos is eaten.

Do you think it pleases the Lord when you say such profanities? Do you think that such painting of disgusting pictures with words is godly?

You're disgusting.

Their Asiatic heritage is still there, though.

I might visit once, its on August right? I might make it.
30% asian.

Bozkurts are just confused edgy tools, ignore them. They talk about turan but they are also muslims. You can't have both.

Many people here also feel the same way like you do, they don't want to be associated with those idiots so they mock the idea of turan.

Jindandao Incident
>The Jindandao incident refers to a rebellion by a Chinese secret society called Jindandao (金丹道), who rose in revolt in Inner Mongolia in November 1891 and massacred 150,000 Mongols before being suppressed by government troops in late December.[1][2] The revolt devastated Mongol communities in the southeastern borderland and forced many Mongols to take refuge in northern banners.[3]

Fuck off, leaf.

Fucking Americans. You get dumber every day.

Turanids are one of the widest spread Ethnic groups on the planet.

Why are you so dumb? Legit question.

What the hell is Turan?

Godlier than heathenry, that's for certain

t. Zhang
Islam is linked to a caliphate, thus completely incompatible.

t. Chang

Heathen? What makes you think that?

Bitch i fucking descend from Genghis Khan!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seima-Turbino_phenomenon

WE

If you weren't injecting the krokodil all the time Vlad, maybe you'd realize that Turanists are in their entirety dirty steppe people who are either completely ethnically subsumed into another group or just so isolated and pathetic that they've managed to be forgotten by the wider world. To be a Turanist is to always look backwards at a half-remembered past to ignore their rapidly decaying present

So do I, but I wasn't a bastard. Sorry Zhang.

August 12-14. Tengri willing, we might bump into each other.

Sounds pretty cool
If i ever plan to go to Hungary I will try to go during this event

Someone is really mad, to write such a lengthy comment.

Mongolia will NEVER EVER EVER be a relevant country.

Mongolia has a tiny population of 3 million

Has shitty infrastructure

Has rampant alcoholism and domestic violence

Has a massive child homelessness problem

Is landlocked and surrounded by two superpowers

Is already controlled by Chinese businesses

All Mongolia has going for it are abundant natural resources. Mongolia is just gonna end up a Chinese colony. Not a big deal considering that China already owns Inner Mongolia.

I've nothing to do while waiting for the train

Even if you miss it, there is usually something else.

[spoiler]Just avoid Ozora like the fucking plague, that shit needs to be obliterated from the face of this world using a combination of thermobaric artillery, chemical weapons and napalm.[/spoiler]