You mirin? broke ass nigga

>you mirin? broke ass nigga

Said little LEAF
You can’t fuck wit Me(ssi)
If you WANTED to

This shit go 0-100 nigga real quick

Where is Elliot Rodger taking that kid? Also, isn't he supposed to be dead? What the fuck is this?

>wish you were me, eh soyboy?
what did he mean by this

Imagine buying such a boring car. Almost as basic and soulless as a lambo.

>being broke in a 2017 first world country

>implying he bought it

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgatti

Because your 2013 Toyota Camry that was shitted out by an assembly line full of apathetic dullards on some forgettable Tuesday has some?

TSUNAMI

>Messi signs a new contract making 100 million Euro a year and a 750 Million euro buyout clause

lol Cristiano is a peasant compared to him. How is he ever going to sleep now?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME

>cr7jr is miserab-

Can someone tell me why his abbreviations are CR7? Like I know his initials, but what's with the 7?

>I thought we took some very good photos today son

>son

his number...

it's also used in american sports, like pg13

it means he's the 7th best player at real madrid

...

>his number...
Feel retarded. Don't pay attention much to numbers (on any sport) but that makes so much sense. Thanks.
messi pls no

...

>dad, my mouth hurts...how much time do I have to keep smiling?
>UNTIL I SCORE FROM A DAMN BICYCLE KICK SON TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did Ronaldo mean by this?

>Hmmmm

literally no friends so he has to take a selfie with a cat

BASED

>messi is too busy aligning his sprite cans to have this much fun with his children

...

imagine being on his son's team
some kid's father is a postman, some kid's father is a cleaner, some kid's father is Cristiano Ronaldo

What did he mean by this?

Mate, do you unironically believe social media is the same as social life?

There are people who would rather have fun that taking a picutre while having

Is that a Berlinetta?

cheap tacky ferrari badge
money cant buy style user

he needs to change his name to CHRISTIANO GODNALDO

Just because your father wasn't around doesn't mean Ronaldo can't be around for his kid

>There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

Why does everything about Ronaldo seem so plastic and fake.

I would never trade having a real mom for any car.

Also their last name isn’t even Ronaldo

y-you too

Stop liking Ferrari

>Can't even afford a Koenigsegg
>settles for Ferrari
It's not even a Noble. Nigga got no class

Do the lights flicker like that all the time or is that just the camera?

DATAINTAROLLZDOE #HARDWORKMAFIA #MONEYTEAM

imagine growing up like this, being in a Tsugatti since you were 5. You're so desensitized and can never live a normal life.