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/mma/ News:
>The MMA Hour - 11/27/17 - Kelvin Gastelum, Eddie Alvarez, Rory MacDonald, Paige VanZant, Matt Mitrione, Ben Askren, Emil Meek, Tiffany van Soest in studio
youtube.com/watch?v=BqIiBGQjmx4

>Alexander Gustafsson reveals shoulder surgery on Instagram
instagram.com/p/Bb_xJ0AhnSu/

>Amanda Nunes jokes she needs blonde hair, blue eyes for UFC to promote her better
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/amanda-nunes-cute-little-blondies-ufc-promotion

>UFC Shanghai Results: Bisping vs. Gastelum
mmafighting.com/2017/11/25/16698138/ufc-shanghai-results-bisping-vs-gastelum

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mmaimports.com/2017/11/report-conor-mcgregor-beats-random-dude-bar-last-night-dublin/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_David_Byrne
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Thank you OP

mash that report button bitch lol

Yiu are obsessed

Post the bisping webm. You know the one

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I can't let you close heem

get bumpin bitch lol

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Ronda is so sexy. She is a gassy girl. She is also lactose intolerant. You should she the video she made while eating ice cream sitting at her kitchen table blasting big farts into her kitchen chair. Showing the seat cushion no mercy.

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done spamming your reports?

i always cringe when i see that

this must be the real thread

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Implants making this sport watchable?

Why because Chael plunked your boy

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her head have a strange shape

sauce me baby

lol do you quickly go oh shit! and make your thread as fast as you can when I do that to you lmao

she moved up a weight class right

no, because of wanderlei stupidity, many brazilians when watched this, started to cheer for sonnen

How long until Canada starts saying everybody is pissed for us ignoring his thread

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>when you post in the wrong thread

adan? Why are you upset? I thought OP's didn't matter?


Has Aspen Ladd fought in the UFC yet?

is that what happens when your body produces no estrogen?

He's literally seething right now

probably, yes, he is the complete opposite of a soyboy

>McGregor is going to get himself killed in order to get out of defending a belt

I always saw him going out like James Dean

>beating up a known drug dealer's brother
he's going full tony montana

lmao you're welcome boys

Conor's marking out for his own gimmick, like Chael said

Not just any drug dealer either, these lads are like basically a european wide cartel.

I've only heard about this on sherdoggy before the thread got deleted. What's the situation?

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need a paddy to translate please I'm only a quarter eire

can anyone translate this? I'm trying my hardest but I literally don't understand.

lmao buddy I was hopin you could do it

you don't want to fuck with fat Freddy or dickless Dick

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Who ever wrote that out must have CTE or be dyslexic

Its basically just going on about the gangesters he fucked with

>irish gangsters
Could you imagine?

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she is so beautiful and perfect I think about kissing her then I remember I never ever will get the chance and I want to commit suicide.

Depressing post, get help.

leave him alone!

what a time to be alive

I heard Connor heemed someone in a club for trying to steal his lucky charms is that true?

I'm trying to help him get help

fake news, Nu-heem

It's not fake la

I don't even know how it started but 2 lads went up to McGregors mates gaff threatening him, so McGregor and the mate then went and found where the 2 lads were, went in and gave them a hiding. The lad he was after (he was coked out of his mind) simply knew those 2 lads he'd already beaten up, and whilst trying to get at him he punched the father of Graham 'The Wig' Whelan and the Kinehans are now saying they want 900,000 or hes getting shot.
Think he crossed a line and is getting way in out of his depth here.

literally didn't happen lmao

You guys are my best friends heem

reminding him that he's depressed doesn't help him

you need to remind him that it's possible to be happy

post some wild heems maybe if you want to help

Europoors aren't allowed guns so they just get dominated by shitty gangs? What a shithole.

I heard Connor heemed someone in a club for trying to steal his lucky charms is that true?

Okay, but I'm only posting this one because I'm demonstrating to the thread how I would heem (you) if we ever met.

>iwanttobelieve.jpeg

mmaimports.com/2017/11/report-conor-mcgregor-beats-random-dude-bar-last-night-dublin/

I think if Ireland weren't pussies a mob of average blokes would just kill this graham faggot and be done with it. Some shithead is threatening your national icon and nothing happens?

there is zero news about it

(You) are trying to force a meme again, silly

buddy I would probably knock you out lol

nice webbum though

Instead they're turning on said national icon in favor of a literal criminal that he defended himself against.
Beyond sad.

literally zero news about this beyond fake news sites

>Hilary wins the election!

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what race/nationality is inherently the best at fighting?

samoans for their thicccc bone structures?
blacks for their explosive fast twitch muscles?
irish for their ability to eat anything thrown at them?

who is the fighting masterrace

Question:

You know your opponent down and he's rocked.
Why not jump in the air above him and stomp his torso with both feet as hard as you can?

Most people hate McGregor and MMA here

Retard.

Not an argument, sweetie

The answer is none, they all have their own advantages and disadvantages.
Some individual fighters improve upon their gifts while others try to cover for their shortcomings, and even then success goes either way.

acceptable answer

Heeminder that Conor McGregor is under house arrest in Dublin after stabbing a pregnant woman in a bar.

probably west africans or poles

>only wants 900 thousand
>from a man with hundreds of millions
>after said man punched your father
Have Irish """""gangsters"""""""always been this cucked?

we might not like it but we MUST accept it.

If the brazilians know how to wrestle, probably would be my countrymen. I don't know if they are the best, but cubans are very good in boxing, wrestling and judo, so I will say is the cubans, unfortunately they are not very interested in any non olympic sport.

"People"

The rival gang to the one supposedly after McGregor shot up a boxing weigh in last year lel

pic related

He's connected with people in the gang so maybe he gets a discount?

I heard it was fat Freddy's old lady that Conor pierced with a two inch blade

Rumor around the block is she miscarried, Conor might be FUCKED

Because you're not in the wwe?

Did they actually shoot anyone though or was it mostly for show?

Pic related, one of the boxers was a former IRA terrorist

>european """""gangsters"""""
lmao what a joke.

I think I know who Conor shot in the dome-piece;
Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones Beach.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_David_Byrne

Nah, not these ones lad. You never know with these. Let's just say; shark food

it was actually mr green in the conservatory with the lead pipe iirc

My eternal boys

They might write you a strongly worded letter

Wasn't one of them supposed to fight on the porier Pettis card?

Hey guys, I'm currently doing a project (power point presentation) on MMA and how its grown in popularity over the best 20 years, how big of a sport would you guys say MMA has become? From being considered Human Cock Fighting in the 90s to now (for you older fans), how much would you guys say things have change, especially with how normies see the sport? Do you guys think that the sport has a bright future?

Leech Bless

>le feed a carrot to a bus men

Wouldnt be your countrymen if USADA was involved

Who is your favourite female fighter?