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Legitimacy

The Spanish ambassador announces the discovery of a New World by explorer Cristofero Colombo, and if Rodrigo calls Spain's claim legitimate, King Ferdinand will offer Princess Maria Enriques de Luna's hand in marriage to Juan.

PICK'LL RICK'LL MAKE'LL LOSE YOU'LL MIND

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OYILI

>lefties : we need to spend more helping poor people
>Tories: ok lets give £1 billion to the poorest region of the uk
BUT M-M-MAGIC MONEY TREE!!!!

Someone please post the manlet getting heemed ITT

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China is NOT an aggressor, China has NEVER been hostile militarily, but has ONLY used it's military in self-defence

Western propaganda paints a different picture thoughh

My OHP is shit because I have a metal plate in my shoulder

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you can do anything you want if you believe in yourself

The only reason to vote for Corbyn is to accelerate the UK's decline so that we get closer to an outright collapse, giving us the opportunity we need to rebuild and restore the country properly

How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>racemixing as colonialism are ba-

postponed indefinitely

Having vaginal intercourse with Emma Watson's asshole.

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imagine seeing this in the street

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menace 2 society

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why

anime

I blew out my rotator cuff last year and all shoulder lifts are fugged for me now

What are you even referring to? China's imperialism is done through capitalism in Africa, not through military intervention

stan desu
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I'm happy for him, getting his life together and facing the phobias that have hurt him all his life

god I want to racemix so bad

Good way to convince the Rorkes to vote Labour

typical day in yankland

>just had a shower now need a dump

"I'd like the charred corpse look please"

unironically I would probably just think "thank goodness I don't have to deal with / care about that shit" and keep on walking

>yankland

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desu

/JEZPM2018/

Benefits of racemixing: fucking exotic nonwhite women
Negatives of racemixing: having nonwhite children

HALIFAX MENTIONED

Why do dumb Rorkelets act like Corbyn's higher tax rate on those earning 80k a year affects themselves at all?

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wtf lol

Is there really any point to any of it? Be honest with me.

>When Alan enters /brit/

>tfw replying to a 9 month old comment on Youtube

My local has a new ale on tap I'm wanting to try.

leftists don't understand the concept of principle. all they can do is think selfishly as to how something personally benefits them.

>Polls suggest every policy in Corbyn's speech is backed by a majority of voters. #lab17

tories are literally finished

need to be stabbed asap

Cringe

My mate does part time waitoring for rich people and gets like £80 tips

Really want to do it too but he says it's really social and Im going to collapse as an autismo
dont know what to do lids

Only Germans could be this autistic.
Burn them all.

corbyn has a history of being a lefty twat with zero respect for british institutions and siding with terrorist organisations. he has absolutely zero concept of how economies actually work, and would severely harm the UK's prosperity if he came to power. that's why he's a joke. fuck off.

Umm no sweetie :)

i remember when Corbyn was just an idiot nobody took seriously
now he's an idiot people take seriously

spider gags are patrician

hello god, it's me, user.

please let the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle email me or call me tomorrow. I just want to hear her voice again.

please make her like me.

yeah bet you love IRA jez

imagine corbyn trying to resolve the iranian embassy siege

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if you go to church and confess for being a very bad bad boy, i'll see what i can do

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ENERGY.

POWER.

WELCOME, TO THE FUTURE

Suffer from extreme moodswings and think i might have bipolar disorder but need a diagnosis

what drug can help this?

can't wait to see you on the news lad

Absolutely love Anglos

is this the most grossly inflated list of death counts ever posted on the 'chon? I think so

I love (plutonic) God and his son Jesus

dunno how lads in the military can smoke like a train and run 25k

all me desu

just not into asians
don't like the eyes

spooky

imagine it hooked up to a drone gun

People like to blame every single native death in the western hemisphere on the US and then make the number much higher than it is, which means you get a share of the blame :)

EAT_DOGS

deanos doing football chants in the kitchen
the matches have been finished for ages

are you stalking me

imagine this being applied in britain
>Greetings subject. We see you've been displaying homophobic and Islamophobic body language.

>use the touchscreen to select a pedestrian
>their identity, criminal history, Facebook and all social media pops up on your screen

what team do the deanos support?

THERESA MAY hit back at radical leftie Jeremy Corbyn and insisted only a free market economy can serve ordinary working people.

After snubbing the Labour leader’s speech by going to the cricket, the PM said capitalism was the “greatest agent of collective human progress”.

Some may call you a homosexual for that.

i made myself a toasted bagel with butter and honey because i am feeling sad recently

i put it on the sofa arm for a second so i could pick my cat up off the sofa
as i picked my cat up i accidentally knocked the plate. and the bagel fell onto the floor between the sofa and the wall

it landed honey-down, and when i picked it up the top surface of the bagel was black with dust and dirt covering it

i am honestly about to cry

>demagogue
>noun
>a person, especially a political leader, who wins support by exciting the emotions of ordinary people rather than by having good or morally right ideas

why are there deanos in your kitchen

go and join them you spastic

christ why are people here so fucking introvertedddd go in and have a drink dammit dont stay here all night complaining about normies and being lonely

cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle said she loves cuddles

I wonder if she's imagining cuddling me right now

nothing to hide, nothing to fear lads

Wish I was a demagogue

wrong

unrelated to jez

a radcen future for the world

you are ill

why don't you just ask her out

literally half my posts are about cocaine and even though i do say this myself i feel as though i'm not half as boring as you

ask her out or seek help

*makes another bagel for you and one for me*

:3

she's probably getting split in two by a deano if that makes you feel better m8

Corbyn is exactly that. Same as Drumpf

incorrect use of deano

my son john was tall and slim
and he had a leg for every limb

FUCK OFF