How do i become a good soccer player?

how do i become a good soccer player?

First, you have to be a fag, are you fag?

Typical semen slurpers.

what can you expect from Brazil?

>He never gave his mates a jokeful handjob in the showers
You fags need to learn some banter

me on the left ;)

Nothing wrong with a bit of fun in the showers.

you lost a lot of weight, congrats

>yuropoors will defend this

hmm now what do all these posters have in common?

They like to have fun with the lads. What's wrong? You some type of faggot?

I don't think this semen slurping yourcuck soyboy sport is for me.

yuropoors are the worst.

>never had some fun with the boys
lmao virgin beta

t. virgin who has no friends to enjoy some good old banter with

imagine a culture so gay that gay sex isn't even considered gay

>The American "Raped in the showers by football team"
>The European "Jokeful handjobs with the lads"

>being so insecure with your sexuality that you cant allow yourself to mess around with da bois
bit gay tb h lad

Link? They look like Pakis. Pakistan is supposed the biggest closet fag country on the planet

Reminder: it's only gay if you swallow the semen

how is that gay? they're just having fun and nobody got penetrated

wtf I love handegg now

>those super similar looking chicks on the far left and top right corner

or is this some photoshop fuckery?

>divegrass is semen-slurping, for real
life imitates memes

Amerimutts, they all look the same.

Why do people always talk about the need for there to be open gay players when the closeted ones are so obvious (pic related) and the rest all do this gay shit anyway?

Like, if Ronaldo came out and admitted to being bi, its not like homophobic chants are going to stop or that Arabs are going to suddenly stop beheading gay kids

>Like, if Ronaldo came out and admitted to being bi, its not like homophobic chants are going to stop or that Arabs are going to suddenly stop beheading gay kids
that might solve the middle east's problem since 50% of arabs are closeted and now they'll have the courage to come out

And yuros wonder why Americans don't like this semen slurping sport