/hoc/

Comfy Tuesday night with lots of great games - edition

Bolts @ Sabres
Canes @ Jackets
Canucks @ Islanders
Panthers @ Rangers
Sharks @ Flyers
Kings @ Wings
Blackhawks @ Predators
Leafs @ Flames
Coyotes @ Oilers
Stars @ Knights

Match end last Sunday, next one starts on Saturday. You'll know when it starts.

tiki

what a nice thread

great, dane

*sweeps you in the first round*

Denmark is the second best poster after norge desu

Truly blessed to share this /hocric/ thread with you my man!!!!! My fellow bulju poster!!!!! Love you bud!!!!

1st for straffo

Bolts < Sabres
Canes > Jackets
Canucks < Islanders
Panthers > Rangers
Sharks > Flyers
Kings < Wings
Blackhawks < Predators
Leafs < Flames
Coyotes > Oilers
Stars < Knights

Best timeline

I need more dan grapes lad

bulju posters*
Two separate finns, my buljuboy

>Kings < Wings
#blessed

what brand of water is this??

Why do no Norwegians post here?
I want them to tell me how to get a qt Norwegian gf.

This is an excellent post

>bolts
>poolumbus
>cantpucks
>panthlel
>shorks
>kongz
>pedotors
>flimflams
>yotes
>piss knights

Tbh.

b-bonaqua of course

Fantastic posts! Thank you!
Bolts > Sabres
Canes > Jackets
Canucks < Islanders
Panthers > Rangers
Sharks > Flyers
Kings > Wings
Hawks < Preds
Leafs > Flims
Yotes < Oilers
Stars < Knights

Denmark has gone up in the power rankings t b h quality posts and isn't annoying like norge can be sometimes

dane is the flanders of /hoc/

witnesse'd

YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME.

Are poo-posters the spiritual equivalent of our finnfriends?

love and admired by all of his peers?
yeah i would agree with that opinion

>Sharks > Flylels
great posts friends

*blocks your path

>rags

finland poops in toilets as far as i know

>sharks>flyers

...

Pulju is __________

That bitch be mirin bulju there, bet she left a wet stain on the seat after the match.

BULJU XD

What are the odds he scores a goal against sparkle dogs tonight?

>100%

based

a national hero

sometimes forest
but never in public

A cute

I wouldn't think he even gets to the line-up until either injuries or it becomes absolutely clear that oilers won't be making it to the playoffs ie. if they don't immediately go to +8 or so win streak now.

>based patty has been consistently elite for years
>only now do tsn cucks give him the attention that he deserves

McLel won't change a winning lineup and he prefers Slepyshev over Pulju because Slepyshev hit and forechecks hard

Pulju needs to learn to use his size against opponents. He reminds me of Blake Wheeler before he realized how big he was.

>Pulju needs to learn to use his size against opponents
that doesnt sound fun or nice

O M A H A WHEN

He’s gotten recognized for being a consistent scorer

No one cared though

>shorks.jpg

A big guy

In a sense, Indian internet is it's own world just like finns do.

He needs to imagine opponents are anti Bonaqua shills

>Slepyshev over Pulju because Slepyshev hit and forechecks hard
huh? the couple of >bulju :D games that i've watched his forecheck has been the best thing about his play

Yea but its what canadians expect from all players above 190cm. You can play cutesy if you are Johnny Hockey size.

I just want to say fuck norge and fuck the dane for turning on me.

ebin

your 4 mb gif is shit though

>McLel won’t change a winning line up

Except he’s done it after every win this year (even when no injuries)

Just wait for it, McCuck will go back to
>maroon-McDavid-drai
>lucic-nuge-(random bottom 6 rw)

And the oilers will go scoreless after the coyotes focus on shutting down top line.

I like the idea of McD, nuge, drai all centering a kind for 3 scoring lines . And put Strome back on top line rw. Give him a fuckig chance. He was on McDavids RW for one PRE SEASON game and they decided to never try it again

Thanks for using my image lad, feelsgoodman

Im so sorry they are bullying you.
You are a good gal

This is /cric/

He has an active stick on the forecheck which is imo the superior technique but he doesn't devastate defenders in the corners like mclels system calls for. Watch a Kassian forecheck, he'll chip it in and skate hard to the corner and crush the defender attempting the zone pass. Pulju will chip it in and attempt to regain possession with his stick. If you don't get the puck with the Pulju play its an easy zone exit for the defender.

TL;DR McLellan has a retarded system that doesn't work

This is /hocric/, don't be rude

what's up bro?

fuck you too

>when your team’s 4th line is better than most teams 2nd line

Is women's /cric/ any good?

To be fair mate, didn’t an autistic Indian invent this meme ?

(Although I like your remake)

>BJ's phone in a performance
>did it versus a team they've thoroughly humiliated lately

K, now the pressue is off. Go bone the Hurpicanes. Do it. Do it stiff and dry. With your weiners.

Hello, is this where Blackhawks fans post? I think this team is going to do pretty well. Hoping for a deep playoff run this year

go BJs desu

Reminder that this is a /cric/-free zone

Fuck off casual

Reddithawks fans aren’t welcome here

no sorry you’re looking for HFBoards

>sleeping on the rags

imagine having the biggest event of the entire year in your favourite sport and instead of discussing the event with your friends you come to shitpost in another sports thread

>liking my home team makes me a casual
I don't even know what that is to be honest

>he doesn't realize its /hocric/ now

Fucking PLEB

Idk but those bruised shins are kinda sexy.

>that looks like it hurts.
>can i give you a rub down?

don't give in to them

>implying I’m not autistic
>implying I have friends

have these two... you know?

I will never put >rags for winning anything.

>tfw get to watch Arizona beat the Dedmonton Pantsoilers tonight

Look Morty! I to /hoc/ Morty! I'm /hocric/!!!!

>liking your team only after 2010 after they won 3 cups

Casual

Good meme.

haha wubba lubba dub dub to you too my friend

Dleete

No, actually I've always been a fan mate. Every time I post that I'm a Blackhawks fan in one of these threads I have to defend my city loyalty. The only Chicago team I don't support is the cubs because fuck them, that's fucking Wisconsin's team and Wisconsin is where the fudge Packers are.

Even support NIU mate.

Fair enough

I’m going to it, I will post a picture of the audience after we are up 5 goals just for you faggot

>second most popular game in the world

/cric/ actually believes this

>Unironically believing this

Thanks Finland. :DDDDD

False flag do not @

what the fuck are you laughing about?

whose gonna score them? Patrick Maroon? lel

>hot team plays a cold team
yep, edmonton only has two more wins than the Crapyotes and they had a historically bad start.

If Arizona would have had even just a regular bad start they'd unrionically be ahead of Edmonton in the standings. Edmonton is returning to their natural place, the basement of the Western conference. Perpetually the worst team, I wonder what #1 pick they'll ruin next!

>Grease
Must suck being poor, unemployed and only shitposting in your free time lmao

Look, I'm replying bitch

That's a good Bulju.

alRight lads
can you stop grease shitting up our threads? thanks

You have only just begun to understand what you’ve started

We try too many people keep (You)ing it

Hes your problem now. You brought it on yourself

not bad actually. its got a good pace. there are some qts too

Tell them to pay denbts