Austria-Hungary

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that map is imprecise as fuck

Austrians ruling over lesser subhumans

Habsburgs blobbing through marriage and alliances.

inb4 anti-Semitism

that map is very wrong Pekka

The Balkans

They tried to make an mini america in yurope and it went all bonkers.


as with all spectacular thousand year yuro schemes.

hapsburg autism

>as with all spectacular thousand year yuro schemes.
Barring Nazi Germany what others are there?

you fucked up matti

I'm sorry.

its ok

They lost against us in WW1, austrians are literally worse than Italian tier in war.

I've been reading about WWI recently. Fun shit.

>Conrad, who thought he was handily beating the main Russian concentration, compounded his error by pulling troops from his right to sustain his successful left. It was a terrible shock to him, then, when on the 26th the main Russian advance hit his weakened right. The two armies were now in a position of pushing each other around in a circle.
>Confusion increased. In the center the Austrians nearly won an encirclement victory over General Plehve, who refused to recognize he was in a battle, but they pulled back just in time to avoid complete triumph, scared of their open flanks. On their right they lost the fortress of Lemberg and began calling for German help.
>By the first of September, both armies were trying to envelop each other and changing plans in the midst of their operations. The result of this was that a forty-mile gap opened up in front of the central Russian Army, Plehve’s, and more by good luck than good management, he advanced into it.
>He ended up taking the eastern Austrian armies in flank and rear around Rava Russka. Conrad ordered a general retreat which got totally out of hand, and before the Austrian units could be pulled together again, they had fallen back a full hundred miles, into the foothills of the Carpathians, and lost more than 350,000 troops. Their losses were especially heavy in Germanic, as opposed to Slavic, units, and Conrad began crying for support from his ally.

>Lost against us
you fucking traitor shitheads.
We had a alliance and even tho russia and france marched into our territory without declaration of war , you just said 'lol no they didn't declare on you' and they you betrayed us in the end.
Fucking italians. You deserve mafia, corruption and south italy. Stupid spagetti fucks. And don't get me started on world war 2 you walking failure!

Austria-Hungary was pretty friendly to Jews iirc, I heard Budapest sometimes got the nickname Judapest but not sure if that's true.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judenburg
it is today

>We had a alliance
A DEFENSIVE alliance. The terms of the Triple Alliance were that if any participating country were attacked (especially by France), all three would join the war in support of one another.

>and even tho russia and france marched into our territory without declaration of war
Like all German revisionism, this is wrong. Austria declared a war of aggression on Serbia, with the support of Russia. A war Austria wouldn't have declared without Germany's carte blanche support. Meanwhile, in the West, Germany declared an unprovoked war against France, even going as far as to invade two neutral countries along the way. Italy was not bound to join the war in any capacity.

This is not betrayal, this is upholding the terms of agreement and seeing when it becomes null and void.

EU4 irl, best empire ever. The little HRE state of Austria thrived by doing the game of thrones, while Hungary made up the bulk of the military. If not for Austria I am sure Hungary would have 700k km^2 of land nowadays too, Austrians hampered their development and meddled in their affairs (read about the 1848 revolution).

The Romanians, Slovaks and Slovenes betrayed Hungary and stole her land.

>Like all German revisionism, this is wrong
Well but you just said it: we didn't declare on russia or france. The russians called the frensh in and they attacked.
So a chain of A.-H. declair on serbia that has a guarantee from russia who was allied with france is somewhat our fault?
Here's the trick: every side wanted the war, no denial there, but we didn't declare on anyone before they marched into our lands. Of course, if I am so wrong it would be easy for you to provide a source for an otherwisely view?

>Romanians, Slovaks and Slovenes
no such thing in hungary : ^)

Nobody know.

Hohols and Croats as well, to a lesser extent. Trianon was extremely unfair a pact. Hungarians used to be more than 50% in mainly all those areas, especially Slovakia.

>we didn't declare on russia or france
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_World_War_I

>August 1
>Germany declares war on Russia

>August 3
>Germany declares war on France
All the Germans had to do to gain the aid of the Italians was wait until the French declared war, which was something the French might not even have done considering enthusiasm for war was pretty low.

>Here's the trick: every side wanted the war
Not really now. Most sides tried to douse the flames during the July crisis, it's specifically the Germans who wanted war sooner than later. To them war was necessary before 1917: before French military reforms were implemented (including the entire army switching away from red trousers and towards experimental camouflage) and before the Russians could finish their railway network (allowing them to deploy men even from the far east in a matter of weeks if not days). The Italians obviously did not want war, until the French bribed them with enough gainz.

did alright in the Spanish War of Succession before the eternal anglo abandoned them

unsuprisingly austrians never mention they captured our king in 1241 (your ally against the mongol, mind you) when he arrived and only let him free for ransom containing the entire hungarian treasury, they then proceeded to rape and pillage western hungary

very much like EU4

they should have forced them to speak German and promote intermarriages

>two bordering countries that are allied with each other mobilise their military before you
>"oh no, why did Germany do something?"

it's true
by the 1900s more than 23% of Budapest's population was Jewish, and so Karl Lueger, the lord mayor of Vienna at the time, who was a huge anti-Semite and not a big fan of Hungarians either, coined the sobriquet "Judapest"

Our was a defensive alliance, you broke terms then we got out. Simple.

oi vei goy, theres nothing wrong with gods chosen living among you

seriously, why were there so many jews in this area
the moldovan capital used to be more than 50 percent SHEKELD

Like I said, July Crisis. The Germans could've calmed the situation back then, but they didn't. They opted for war.

>"oh no, why did Germany do something"
And this is why the Germans will always fail: they cannot understand geopolitics.
>Attack the French, banking on being able to take Paris quickly and fail
or
>Wait for the French to attack, then force them into a two front war with the Italians
It's not that difficult.

it is
if France would have attacked we would have had foreign soldiers in our country
the way it happened no foreign soldier entered Germany in WW1

>Compose army of the most autistic people on earth, steppe rape babies and a bunch of disloyal slavs
>Be shit at war
Shocker

>the way it happened no foreign soldier entered Germany in WW1
And yet they occupied the Rhineland. The French demonstrated that you can have part of your country occupied and still win the war, idiot. But no, autismally violating an alliance with probably the most valuable member of your little band of retards and invading two neutral countries followed by unrestricted submarine warfare that sinks civilian ships is clearly the superior option.

>They lost against us in WW1, austrians are literally worse than Italian tier in war.
>implying you didn't learn about the battle of Caporetto at school

not an italian victory desu

you had colonies at the time, so you're not in a position to criticise others for invading countries (that also had colonies at the time)

And so? War is composed by numerous battles.
We won w against Austria (and Germany), Caporetto is just a battle (result of stupid decisions).

You're missing the point in your retarded country roleplay, you fucking idiot. It's an objective fact that the German military at the time would be better off waiting for a French attack, forcing the Italians to join. Instead they gambled it all. There's a reason why Von Moltke already declared the war lost after the Miracle of the Marne.

yeah, so?

This happened.

Stop moving the fenceposts so goddamn fast.

Speaking About breaking pacts, Germany?

who would win
big fucking empire
or
tiny slav country
the answer may surprise