Ronaldo: >had a war veteran father that taught him life skills and hard work ethic >won his first award at 18 >cost Man U millions of dollars to become the most expensive teenager >bossed the EPL (31 goal season, 3 consecutive leagues, 1st Balon d'Or) >greatest Champion's League player ever (most goals, assists, scored 4 goals in 4 finals) >walked La Liga with unmatchable ratios, won a league with Gago and Royston Drenthe >captained his team to their first international title (was involved in 6/9 of his teams' goals, never even reached a final without him) >got to the WC'06 semis before losing to a cheeky Zidane penal >has 4 children with 3 women >has an airport in his honour
Messi: >stressed his father out with his incessant crying at the age of 16 >had the mental capacity of a 9 year old at 18 >cost barca millions in steroids and tard wranglers >had to beg Ronaldinho to give him a shot on the bench >didn't even play in his first Champion's League, Madrid fans let it slide because they have so many thanks to Ronald >walked Osasuna and Eibar with the help of World Cup winners >captained himself straight into countless chokes, penalty misses and retirement >didn't even score in 2010 >antonella doesnt even sit beside him at award ceremonies >his only friend is a senile Sepp Blatter
brace yourselves, the chicanos are coming to save messi's honor
Jaxon Allen
>making fun of people with mental disorders literally why
messi should be an inspirational figure, born as a literal midget with mental retardation and still became a football god
Dylan Scott
>born as a literal midget with mental retardation and still became a football god Are you talking about Iniesta or Maradona?
Jackson Green
Iniesta and Maradona aren't retarded
Adrian Robinson
Not mental retardation, autism
Matthew Young
>that flag >this topic Discarded.
Nathan Cox
Autism is a type of retardation
He has literally 0 learning skills, he can't read a page of a book because he forgets the words he've read 20 seconds before
Jason Taylor
sounds like me in colelge :p
Jason Peterson
really getting tired of this leaf and his autistic gimmick to be desu
Samuel Turner
nah, if you've learnt english you are safe
messi can't even learn a sentence of catalan and he's lived there most of his life
John Hernandez
whats messi listening to bruhs?
Alexander Bennett
Okay. Don't reply anymore :-)
Jace Williams
To be fair, would you even want to learn Scatalan? Would anyone?
Camden Perry
@79990774 >:-) newfag pls go
Jack Bennett
Huh? I've been here all summer!
Evan Smith
Just give him the (You), God damn it.
Brandon Ortiz
-->79990810 make me faggot
Hudson Sanders
>has 4 children with 3 women mmmh about that...
Aaron Edwards
been here since 2009 and this leaf is the worst poster i have seen, worse than feces, worse than the guy who went to prison, worse than anything
Kevin Richardson
If (You) won't do it, I'll give it to him.
Lincoln Lewis
Stop encouraging him, he unironically thinks being bad at something is something good
Liam Thompson
>Here since 2009 I'm so sorry to hear that
Jeremiah Collins
CHI
Ayden Martinez
If the truth hurts you could just go to reddit y'know
Landon Young
See, when you just reply with CHI every time you see an American flag, it's nonsensical.
Luke Reed
MA
Henry Moore
U only say that cuz he isnt afraid of telling the inconvenient truth - CR7 is better than Mrssi. Saying so is a taboo these days but he is right imo.
Chase Ramirez
>CR7 is better than Mrssi Elaborate, because as I recall, you won an international trophy without him.
Aaron Campbell
portugal literally would have been knocked out by hungary without ronaldo...... Thank you friend. It doesn't take much but a simple watch of any game to see that these preconceived notions about messi/ronaldo are simply false. messi is the real *does nothing* player and tap in maestro. And ronaldo gets shit done even if Sup Forumseddit doesnt like it
Brayden Price
Glauber burro pa caralho
Andrew Gomez
Shut the fuck up. I bet you're that insufferable cunt that always posts the 7-1 headline because you're an expatriate dickhead.
Mason Flores
>portugal literally would have been knocked out by hungary without ronaldo
No they would've been top of the group if anyone else would take 15 shots against Iceland and Austria, missing sitters left and right and hitting the wall on every free kick. Also, he missed a penalty, which anyone else could've made, even Quaresma. The fact that he could only show up against Hungary's B team speaks about the quality of "CR7"
Jeremiah Nguyen
Whatever you say lol
Jason Peterson
these threads only reinforce my objective belief that messi is the better player
Tyler Turner
Neither of them are better than this guy anyway.
Jeremiah Lewis
Ronaldo has a tiny dick tho
>"Ronaldo used fillings to make his penis look big" ever wonder why his relationships don't last long?
Tyler Taylor
He's a fucking psychopathic, insecure, and deranged man
Michael Sullivan
Post some CR Junior.
Levi Ramirez
How can this guy still be insecure? He's an eltie athlete, tall, handsome, rich, etc and still looks insecure as fuck
Must have been bullied during school or something (he was quite ugly when young)
Sebastian Bennett
>had a war veteran father that taught him life skills and hard work ethic his father drank himself to death
Ayden Gutierrez
Ayy Lmao
Christopher Baker
BASED CANADA
Ian Russell
There are people on Sup Forums who believe messi is the GOAT???? you kidding, right?
Isaac Wright
CHI
Anthony Morgan
CA
Nicholas Gutierrez
RI
Logan Taylor
TO
Isaiah Sullivan
>still rating this withered old monkey
Lincoln Barnes
To be fair most Chicanos ive met never talk about Clubs outside of Mexico.
Only cunts that never stop talking about La Liga are central americans. There domestic leagues are so shit they flock and bandwagon Barcelona and Real Madrid hard.
Jason Diaz
>All this projecting into messi. stop it leaf, get some help
Jordan Fisher
>oh herro, my canadian flend
Jonathan Ross
>had a war veteran father that taught him life skills and hard work ethic >ronaldo >hard work ethic This can't be a real post.
Asher Gutierrez
>le 56% opinion face
Nathaniel Ortiz
>This can't be a real post. he has like 15 consecutive great seasons m8
Jaxson Murphy
>8 years in halal >2 refballed ligas >15 consecutive great seasons lmao
Aiden Clark
>2 leagues in 9 years >great seasons
Nathan Green
You forgot to add messhit paid for the killings of his love rival
Nathaniel Cook
You people realise every time you call Messi an autist Sup Forums is just going to love him more right?
Jordan Edwards
>muh mickey mouse cups lmfao desu senpai
Anthony Anderson
Every Mex/Salvi/Guate/Hond/Nic I know likes either Barcelona or Real Madrid
Lots of Mexicans I know don't even care at all for Liga MX.
I live in LA, so I know a lot of Mexicans.
Aiden Turner
picture speaks a thousand words
Chase Ortiz
...
Logan Martin
everywhere is the same if the only place you exist in is your mom's basement you fat piece of shit
Christian Baker
yeah, because it's totally possible to be one of the best ever and have shit work ethic. you probably think he just posts instagram pictures, drives his car all day and only shows up when it's game time. fucking idiot.
Isaac Martin
>>ronaldo >>hard work ethic are you daft?
Caleb Sanders
>it's totally possible to be one of the best ever sweetie what does this have to do with poonaldo?
Hudson Watson
based serbia trying to talk some sense into a lost cause
Dylan Evans
even if he had the biggest dick, she would still say it was small
sad desu, he should be banned from having children
Benjamin Peterson
>fillings to make your micropenis visible >shoe heights and tippy toes so the world doesn't see you are 1,74cm >facial surgery >etc I'm starting to feel bad for rolando, hope he finds happyness some day
Ethan Robinson
>Messi is 5' 5 and officially an autist >Ronaldo should be banned from having children ummm no sweetie
Lincoln Young
This
Carson Jones
>maradona >not retarded LOL
Oliver Moore
how do we actually kill this fucking leaf sage
David Moore
>walked La Liga with unmatchable ratios, won a league with Gago and Royston Drenthe
