Get into lecture early

>get into lecture early
>sit in a good spot, not too far
>everyone starts coming in
>the row I sit in is completely empty, and nobody sits in front of, or behind me

Cuz u stink pal

They're intimidated by your alpha machismo.

They're afraid to lose an eye because of your nose

>wanting to sit near people

if you don't know about the virgin who always arrives to lectures early by himself, you ARE that guy

Especially people you don't know

>in front of, or behind me
that's called a column, Mr Benschlomo Shekelsteinberg

You finally know how us goyem feel.

Good point
I rarely arrive early, most of the time I'm late and have to sit at the very back
It's not a whole column, it's more like an halo + row

>implying that is a bad thing.
Fuck everyone. Everyone should stay away from me at least 1km unless I need something from them.

>be me at school
>arrive last on my dankest rollerblades
>tip my cap in the general direction of the qts on the front row as i glide by
>walk effortlessly up the rows with the blades on, people know I'm not messing around
>lads have a seat reserved for me on the throne row in the back
>talk loudly about that chick we gangbanged yesterday, making vague suggestions of rape
>loudly
>teacher simply stares into the floor with wet eyes
>he knows he can't touch me, even if it was his daughter
>exits at a brisk pace sobbing when class is over
>lunchtime
>there are sausages in the cantina
>they're from denmark
>vailiantly step forward and dump them all on the floor
>everyone explodes in applause
>recieve all A's on the spot by the minister of education himself
>feelsgoodman.png

How can I be this cool?

a girl literally just sat next to me in class

Be yourself except rich, straight and good looking.

now i really do understand my eloquent contryman at virginia tech

white normie scum should get bullet popping their head

post feet

You probably stink, not even kidding.

I don't
I'm very self conscious about my odour

why should they?

same thing happened to me yesterday
it's fucking awkward

>going to class

No, for their to be a void around you,you'd have to be repulsive to he near and smell is the most likely culprit.

I am repulsive, but smell isn't the culprit

Have you tried nose accessories??

Also, you know those people that come into places and look like they just returned from the beach???

What?