Fuck, Dan actually seems based as fuck

fuck, Dan actually seems based as fuck

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yeah he's had a somewhat interesting life so far, but he can't talk about shit. The podcast isn't 'This Is Your Life'

>click on a random moment
>Dude I fucked my girlfriend like in the hospital dude
>Oh shit brah really dude?
>Yeah dude like shit totally man I fucked her shits crazy dude
>FUuuuuuck man

I sort of enjoy when Rogan invites interesting people and acts like a fucking moron around them, but why should I watch 3 hours of Chads being Chads

He ruined my pure waifu

He isn't
>Dude party with daddies money lmao
>Dude hire prostitutes to hang out with me lmao
>Dude trim my beard to make my chin look bigger lmao

No he doesn't. He's a closet homosexual

On the one hand, he is living like how a kid would live if he had millions of dollarydoos
On the other hand, he is aware of this and doesn't hide the fact that he is living like a child and doesn't pretend to be anything else otherwise.
He is ironically a genuine guy living a fake life
pure kino

He paid Joe to be on the podcast

He sounded ok for half the interview but I don't believe most of his stories and it's so obvious he's living off his fathers illegal cash

The poker story is just to cover it up.

>pure
that whore was banging her ugly ass bf in the bathroom stall of a plane way before he found her

she wasn't perfect then

he seems really insecure and lonely

Fat Abbott is still ok Abbott.

So by your logic of you have a small chin you shouldn't trim you beard and leave it unkept? Are you retarded?

You're an idiot, go up a picture of him beardless

reminder

>Different eye colour
>Different hairline
>different ears

I don't like this idiot but don't try to pass false images as truth.

he's had a lot of surgery

>pure
when was that

>Women travel all over the world with Dan to get exposure on the internet
>Showbiz/modeling agents flock to Dan to find hot new women
>Agents often sleep with the women/pay them for sex and escort services

so Dan is basically an above-board pimp/human trafficker? Am I getting this right?

alot of the women agree no sex contracts, but yes.

>people ITT pretending they are somehow a lot smarter than dan

kek

Hi Dan. Hows the heart?

The modeling industry as a whole is pretty much a big prostitution ring, the likelihood of a model fucking her agents is higher the more pay there is.

Its the I like high speed, pike and loud music guy on the left

She was just a tease with a perfect body before Dan got to her

>gave shitload of daddy's money to be in kill brown people badass seal movie
>crew deals with loud mouth manlet who wants to be the star of the movie since he threw some in for production
>cut a ton of scenes of him out of the movie so it does t turn into complete shit
>manlet supreme cries and tries to sue them

The greatest travesty is the poor soldier who died and ended up being portrayed by that retard

Semi-off topic

What would Joe Rogan say about M-1 medieval martial arts?

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>Being born into money makes you smart
hmm

cuck

>DUDE BASKETBALL COURT FIGHT LMAO

What's the point of fighting with a sword and armor if you're not trying to stab with it

He's the living embodiment of an advertisement. Same as Bieber or Miley. Except he sells Guns and Trucks.

As far as the girls go, you can find them at your high end hotels when the NBA comes into town.

I miss moments like these.

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can't stab armor, you would need a hammer or blunt arm.

>dad caught insider trading
>moved to the Caribbean after he got out
>literally implying he didn't have money stashed away in offshore accounts
Top sides

>>Dude party with daddies money lmao
I'm pretty sure he got that money himself from online gambling.

underrated

>watch Alex Jones video about how Joe Rogan was threatened
>entire time is just Alex explaining he did drugs in the past, in detail
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no he didn't

This guy is like the male equivalent of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. Just a talentless guy who spends daddies money so that shallow retards can live vicariously through him and envy his materialistic lifestyle.

just think he must have DESTROYED that pussy

Yeah dude you're right, I guess all those medieval dudes that for centuries fought armoured opponents with swords and other bladed weapons just weren't thinking straight

He's so full of shit. Shame Joe didn't call him on it until the next few episodes when he wasn't there.

kek

>trust fund babby who claims to have made all his money playing poker despite being terrible

why do people look up to frauds like this?

Honestly I think I only hate him because of his style, and that I envy his lifestyle. But he's like most "celebs" in that I really don't pay enough attention to them to have an informed opinion.

is this nipplekino?

Nope, that's what he tells people so noone thinks hes living off papa Bilzerians money

he's lying through his teeth in most of the interview

Normies see his instagram and don't see past the tits and boats

you'll have to try harder than that Dan

The man lies about being a pro poker player.

>The podcast isn't 'This Is Your Life'
That's the whole reason Joe invited him, dummy. It's nice to hear about so.eone who isn't a shitty comedian.

manlet chad with too much money and is an instagram whore

how is that based

No. Those women aren't victims they're just whores.

You stab the places with gaps if it's plate. But yeah swords weren't that effective against full plate.

>this degree of sarcasm
So you're gonna just stab me with your sword while i'm wearing metal armor?

Nah they turned their swords into hammers and their gloves become gauntlets. It became more efficient to bend the metal and crush skulls with a blunt end because they can't get through the armor. The sword probably had it's use for naked warriors and executing soldiers after a winning battle.

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Yeah, against full plate swords were absolute shit. Movies have given us this view that swords were the main weapon of ancient warriors but that usually isn't the case.

You'd be much more likely to find a spear than a sword. The sword was for last resort close combat. The spear had a longer reach, was more useful with a unit, and could penetrate a lot of armor due to it's design. It's skinny enough while having a sharp tip to penetrate... sometimes. There's a reason they wore that armor though. It's tough to get anything through it.

>couldn't make it in the military
>decide pretending to be in the military would be the next best thing
>literally pay, with your fathers money, to portray a badass soldier and hopefully people will think your tough by proxy
>be so terrible that your role is minimised to practically nothing
>g-guess I'll go back to posing with guns and hookers
>I'm a r-realll man guys!

A lot of the time you'd try to bludgeon or trip your opponent to the ground, then the point could be put through a weak point or gap in the armour because you could bring your entire weight to bear on it.

I respect his admission to steroid usage. His views on sex are interesting too. I like his analogy of a billionaire picking up a hundred dollar bill being like having sex with a hot girl who wants him.

His dad bought him a Ferrari for his 16th birthday.

What did he say about him when he wasn't there?